Well, here is the update that I promised. I received a brand new replacement card (factory sealed in a retail box) in the mail 2-3 days ago.
Here's the full story. When I first started calling PNY about the video card (Nvidia 660ti) it kept sending me straight to tech support's voice-mail. Eventually I left them a message asking for them to call me back. Twenty-four hours later, no call back. So, I figured that they probably stopped taking calls at around 8-9 est. so around 7:30 I just dialed in every 3 or 4 minutes. Luckily enough the call went through and a tech answered after the third try. This tech was a prick from the get-go. After explaining to him what the card was doing and that I was sure it was the card because I took an old 8800gts and plugged it in everything worked fine, but after I put the 660ti back in everything was once again fubar'd. Now comes my favorite part where he lost any and all credibility with me, he interrupted me while I was talking and said "these things just don't malfunction or die this quickly". He must think that these are infallible and made on Mt. Olympus by ancient Greek gods. What made it funny and irritating at the same time though was that he said it in this angry whiny voice. Then he started asking normal questions in an accusatory way in an attempt to find some reason to refuse my RMA request. Finally after telling me, "If I put this card in our test system and it works, I'm just going to send it right back to you" I said, "perfect, that's all I am asking for, can I just please get an RMA number and an address to send this card to". The call ended with him abruptly hanging up after telling me that he's sending an e-mail with the information".
Now I understand somebody having a bad day but this guy went way above and beyond that. When somebody gets to that point at the end of their work day it's a good idea to just either go home or get up and relax for 5-10 minutes until you can deal with your job again.
Moral of the story: When dealing with PNY, if you have one of their xlr8 branded cards, use their xlr8 forum board to request an RMA.