Well, there are a couple of alternatives...
1: you could buy a couple of rockets and duct-tape them to it then set them off.
2: you could attached them to an airplan and see it fly at over 500mph
3: you could buy an SSD of at least 250GB, swap your old HDD for it, do a clean windows 7 64bit ultimate installation and there you. Be aware that, because of the use of SSDs, the data on your computer might not endure farther than 5 to 7 years, so... store it away safely.