Errors launching google chrome on new ASUS pc

knoxville24

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Hi, I try to launch Google Chrome but when I try to open it it displays "HARD DRIVE FAILURE" and my PC starts to smoke. I'm pasting the specs below. I contacted Tumblr about it but they said "Check your privileges white man" Any suggestions will help.







ASUS shitbox 1337 edition
CPU: Intel 8088, 4.77MHz
RAM: 16K, 640K max
Display: 80 X 24 text
Storage: dual 160KB 5.25-inch disk drives
Ports: cassette & keyboard only
5 internal expansion slots
OS: PC-DOS v1.0

I bought it off of iBUYcyberPOWER.com
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Tchota

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man, chrome is getting some strange bugs lately, but yours is top notch. I'm convince, Firefox here I go :)



hahaha

you are lucky it didn't explode in your face
 
The OP obviously wasn't serious because you can't run Chrome on a 35 years old 8088 PC on a monitor that can display 24 lines and up to 80 characters per line. Even if you could, it would take a couple days to load it.