I can understand having the latest and greatest features as well, I'd like to have them too. Though for the main reason listed, I think I'll wait a while and see if Microsoft (hopefully) changes their mind about forcing updates.
Thank you for all your help, I plan on installing Windows 8.1 fresh in a VM and installing the updates just to test them. I'm currently running 7, so I think I'm good for a while. Just wanted to check if anyone knew if Microsoft ever fixed the nightmare of an update.