nigelivey :
Whilst you're being the grammar police there is no capital "I" in "will mysteriously sometimes have Internet access"!!
The purpose of posting on these forums is to communicate your problem, so it behooves you to communicate it in a manner which makes it easier for others to understand. Contrary to your implication, I'm very forgiving of grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors. Especially since this is a global forum, and a lot of people who post do not use English as their native language. In this case though, OP didn't use
any punctuation - he wasn't even trying. I've skipped a lot of questions simply because I couldn't make heads or tails of what the OP was asking.
And since you brought it up,
the Internet is capitalized - there is only one global Internet, so it is a proper noun, and thus capitalized to distinguish it from a local internet (idiot proclamations by non-technical press agencies to the contrary notwithstanding). Just like you're supposed to capitalize "mother" when you're talking about one specific mother. e.g. "I gave Mother a card for her birthday." If I'm talking about connecting two business networks to create an internet, I use the lowercase. If I'm talking about the global Internet, I capitalize it.
(And yes I know I have a sentence fragment in that first paragraph. Clearer communication doesn't always mean following strict rules like a grammar Nazi. It's ok to violate the rules if it clarifies what you're saying, or improves emphasis. Not ok just so you can be lazy.)