Here's a Mars bar. Cuz you're not going anywhere with that temper.
Two ways of going about this problem.
1.You pay someone to find, buy, install and have everything ready to go.
2. You research and learn then apply that to your problem and figure out what you need to find fix it.
And as I said before you will need to drop $500. If u can't, then go Craigslist and find a PC that will last a year then and I'll see another post made by u with another story.
Bonus Option 3. U buy my rig a. *Minus the 1070 and RGB fans
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