Dear Chadwick404-
Thank God I'm not the only one experiencing this horrendous issue w/ the stupid full page ads!!! ads of a jumping Mex
Ha - you are funny and no, I've not had the music blasting ads (yet I am sure). But like you, no one seems to know how to remedy. The closest I've come to is that its integrated with Facebook and/or Chrome - my next steps is to completely uninstall Chrome, clear its cache, deep dive into any residual files, and then see how that goes. I've already uninstalled FB but I still get the ads. And like you, it is hard to explain to people I didn't download a stupid "ad causing" ap nor is this within the browser or any of a number of other scenarios - it is exactly as I described.
I have also considered using a proxy server for a country with stronger privacy laws and see if the tablet still deploys ads. I see for adchoices of Canada that they more strictly limits these advertising uses of devices. I also intend to email everyone I can associated with adchoices, FB and Chrome - they do link consumer group links where a person can easily complain - I intend to do so, plus a few others.
And finally, amidst all the glorious language of how targeted ads "help" me, they say absolutely nothing about how its integrated into my tablet or other devices, nor how to remove, stop or otherwise uninstall. There is some info on how to "opt out" but its only for "tracking" which would quickly redeploy I am certain. So "opt out" isn't the solution not a real option.
Oh - I also think Google is somehow blocking solutions on the web - I see a constant pattern of so little info on this subject, and how to remedy - and even occasionally see the "its good for you" for adchoices....I wonder if Bing searches would yield more results.
I promise to be the biggest ass I can be about it though - I already report each ad (via their link) as spam, illegal, sexual or whatever - as you say, fuggers.