My 4gb RAM stick was faulty. Everything was taking for ever to load, Chrome tabs were dying as soon as I opened more than 2, random blue screens of death. I tried cleaning everything with wd-40, I also tried an eraser. I didn't find any solution online, other than throwing the stick in the trash.
WARNING
DON'T TRY THIS UNLESS YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT THE RAM STICK IS FAULTY
I took a steel wool sponge and rubbed it against the RAM stick's copper contacts with firm force. I was surprised to see that my computer didn't blow up when I booted it up, but all the problems were completely fixed. I can now open hundreds of tabs and they're all loaded and ready to be used. Remove all residues before putting the stick back in place.
WARNING
DON'T TRY THIS UNLESS YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT THE RAM STICK IS FAULTY
I took a steel wool sponge and rubbed it against the RAM stick's copper contacts with firm force. I was surprised to see that my computer didn't blow up when I booted it up, but all the problems were completely fixed. I can now open hundreds of tabs and they're all loaded and ready to be used. Remove all residues before putting the stick back in place.