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what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

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What do you mean? African or European?

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Reply to FatBurger

Or the kind we strap on fighters.


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Reply to OldBear

Is that before or after it runs into the lead from my shotgun?


I think, therefore Im not a mac user

Reply to Anonymous

And most importantly, what color does it have?

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Reply to Jake75

Is it carrying a coconut?

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Reply to dhlucke

Is it one legged?

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Reply to Jake75

european and not carrying a coconut. obviously if it was carrying a coconut it would take 2 of them with the coconut in a sling between them. :tongue:

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Reply to rcj187

All objets fall at an accelation rate of 9.8 m/s.


even a pike obeys that law

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Reply to pike

Would be funnier if they fell with 330m/s, sonic booms everywhere...oh, just think of the noise when it rains...supersonic rain!

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Reply to Jake75

In The Netherlands the grafity falling speed is 9.81 m/s to be more precise :wink: .

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Reply to svol

i didnt know pikes could fly? has anyone done any experiments to see if pikes do fall at 9.81m/s? could be interesting!

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Reply to rcj187

Well, I would have to go to the Netherlands for that... :cool:

Let's go :wink:


flying pike

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Reply to pike

Does it have wafers?



ALBATROSS!!!

Reply to Anonymous

Yes, ALBATROSS!...naturally.

SPARROW GODDAMIT!

I am the MAN, the Man_Man!

Reply to Anonymous

on earth they do. then again the earths gravitational pull does vary slighyly.

Although it has a lot of good ideas, beer doesn't know anything about computers!!!

Reply to Tom_Smart

9.8m/s is not a measure of acceleration, it's a measure of speed. Gravity's acceleration is (roughly) 9.8m/s/s, in other words the speed increases by 9.8m/s every second.

And dhlucke? Why the sling? Why couldn't they just grip it by the husk?



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Reply to FatBurger

I knew that. Was checking to see if you were in top shape fb. Yep, fb found that one too. Bravo!


piky

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Reply to pike

This parrot you sold me is dead.


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Reply to OldBear

No it's not, it's resting.

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Reply to FatBurger

No it's not resting. It's dead.


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Reply to OldBear

No, it's resting. Look! It moved!

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Reply to FatBurger

No! It didn't move. You did that!


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Reply to OldBear

I guess he won't be nagging you anymore.

:lol:


pikeypooh

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Reply to pike

No. He is dead.

:frown:


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Reply to OldBear

Dawm it toke me 4 days to trained him to shout "picnic basket tieft"


The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state :eek:

Reply to varlo

He's not shouting now.
He's not flying.
He's not moving.
He's not breathing.
He's dead.


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Reply to OldBear

Well his eyes are still open,in the movies,cause everything we see in movies is real,the all close their eyes when there dead.
SOOOOO if the eyes are'nt shut he is not dead!!

The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state :eek:

Reply to varlo

He won't eat.
He won't drink.
He won't fly.
<pre>I threw him straight up, he came straight down.</pre><p>He is dead.
I want my money back.



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Reply to OldBear

Well then that is such a damn shame.
Please accept my most profound and sincere condolences.
Parrots may live up to 50 years, they are very special birds and I have no difficulty in beleiving yours was "extra" special.


pike
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We are the universe, we hear the way."
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Reply to pike

Thanks for cheering me up Pikey!
:smile:



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Reply to OldBear

He is still dead.




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Reply to OldBear

[sniffle]

I will sacrafice a chicken in it's memory.

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Reply to dhlucke

I'll trade you.


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Reply to OldBear
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