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HolyGrenade   05-04-2002 at 07:15:00 PM

<A HREF="http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html" target="_new">Take the test!</A>

Post you're results here. Damn! I'm supposed to be 22%.

Oi! keep you're hands off me!

<font color=red><b>A man is only as old as the woman he feels</b></font color=red>

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Flamethrower205   05-04-2002 at 08:41:40 PM
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I'm 16% gay.

Sig of the week.

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rtfm7235   05-04-2002 at 09:23:17 PM
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quote.."10% gay, wwaaaayyy to hetero for these modern times..."
.suits me..


"But I don't have an "any" key...

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buddry   05-04-2002 at 09:29:41 PM
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16% here

If you can find it on the internet, it HAS to be true! :smile:

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lagger   05-04-2002 at 09:44:43 PM
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16% here too

lagger

<b><font color=blue>Checking under my North<font color=red> AND</font color=red> South bridges for <font color=green>Trolls</font color=green></font color=blue>

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Pettytheft   05-04-2002 at 09:46:59 PM
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23% and it still says I'm too straight.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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lagger   05-04-2002 at 10:14:29 PM
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Quote :

23% and it still says I'm too straight.



why do I get the feeling this might be a site devoted to the butt-snorkeling boner-smokers ?? and therefore we are ALL too straight unless 100% gay ?

(a happily hetero) lagger

<b><font color=blue>Checking under my North<font color=red> AND</font color=red> South bridges for <font color=green>Trolls</font color=green></font color=blue>

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Flamethrower205   05-05-2002 at 12:20:07 AM
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Actuall, just for fun I answered the questions in a manner I knew would lead to a large gay %- it got 86%, and said although I maybe an experimenter under the sheets, I'm also a raving homo on the streets. lol.

Sig of the week.

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lagger   05-05-2002 at 12:44:27 AM
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I was able to ramp it up to 96% gay .. way too gay for this world lol what would my Mom say !!! :eek:


(lesbo-lovin} lagger

<b><font color=blue>Checking under my North<font color=red> AND</font color=red> South bridges for <font color=green>Trolls</font color=green></font color=blue>

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Chuck232   05-05-2002 at 12:47:52 AM
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It says I'm 16%. And it also says I'm way too straight. I see that quite a few people got 16%.

My firewall tastes like burning. :eek:

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Matisaro   05-05-2002 at 01:18:57 AM
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I was 26% straight, need more softer edges for women to grab on according to them.

:wink: The Cash Left In My Pocket,The BEST Benchmark :wink:

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labdog   05-05-2002 at 01:33:20 AM
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i donno exactly but i dont wanna enter onto a crap flame war so i pass this through.
im outta here. lol


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Labdog on 05/04/02 07:35 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Flamethrower205   05-05-2002 at 02:24:44 AM
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he just doesn't want to admit he got 100%....

Sig of the week.

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labdog   05-05-2002 at 03:23:33 AM
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huh?!? im 23%! i hate this quizz. its 23% too much.
who is the creator? certainly an asexually creature. ll


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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mbetea   05-05-2002 at 04:09:53 AM
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i got 20%. i think they could've simplified the quiz though, down to 2 or 3 questions.......
1. do you take it up the ass regularly? sometimes? at all?
2. how often do you suck a fat one?
3. do you like men?


[insert philosophical statement here]

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labdog   05-05-2002 at 04:35:38 AM
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& the first one:

are you an Ass?


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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mbetea   05-05-2002 at 05:03:24 AM
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or the question could be reworded:
are you french? lol

[insert philosophical statement here]

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labdog   05-05-2002 at 05:12:29 AM
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do you know what's a "beta" is in french: a simpleton. rofl.


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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mbetea   05-05-2002 at 05:19:09 AM
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your point? obviously you can't spell or read english, so why come on an english posting board? betEa. hmm, yeah, that spells beta. i'm sorry but even joking around you come off as an ass, i'm not the only one that's shown this many times. but then again you're french, so i guess it's understandable.

[insert philosophical statement here]

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labdog   05-05-2002 at 05:31:48 AM
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i like this one.
you prove another time you are bias.
& moreover, you guess about something which reinforce my arguments.
you dont yet understand anything?
i think that "beta" is really a good nickname for you.
go on, you are on the right way. rofl.


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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jihiggs   05-05-2002 at 05:43:38 AM
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man, that scared me when the loading screen started reving up to 100%!! lets just say it sayed im still too straight : )

how do you shoot the devil in the back? what happens if you miss? -verbal

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zpyrd   05-05-2002 at 06:02:24 AM
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I have to go look at some tits.
It said I was 23% queer.

Of course I answered yes to watching lesbian sex.
Would I ever pass up seeing two sets of hooters???

<font color=red><i>Doctor Hooter</i></font color=red> <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>(·Y·)</b></A>

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varlo   05-05-2002 at 06:25:22 AM
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Damn I manadge to hit 26% <Loosen up my straight mate! These days woman like a man with some softer edges to grab ontoE>
Damn damn damn even at 26% I'm not enought gay :frown:

<font color=red>I justed launch my squad of flying killer beavers at you,your doOOoomed!! :tongue: </font color=red>

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pike   05-05-2002 at 06:38:29 AM
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26 % gay.
So what does that mean ?


pike

<i>"I always though the real world is what we make of it"</i> Jodie Foster in CONTACT. Carl Sagan.

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Flamethrower205   05-05-2002 at 06:39:40 AM
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That's the problem- ur watching some chick and then a guy comes in. Now if a woman came in, it'd be a different story.

Sig of the week.

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varlo   05-05-2002 at 06:43:38 AM
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Ya and the worst part is that when I toke the test there was a porno movie on t.v(still watching it btw) with a good looking chinese chick that got nipples that can poke an eye out doing lesbo action!!!



<font color=red>I justed launch my squad of flying killer beavers at you,your doOOoomed!! :tongue: </font color=red>

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Flamethrower205   05-05-2002 at 06:44:41 AM
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Lol.. hmm, may have seen that one...

Sig of the week.

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svol   05-05-2002 at 02:00:04 PM
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20% Here.

With a hovering case crashing takes a whole new meaning... :smile: .

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ejsmith2   05-05-2002 at 05:48:00 PM
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I'm 30% queer, and I'm "too straight; need to *loosen up*?"
Hello, *WRONG CONCLUSION*!

There will be a 0.0% loosening factor on *THIS* end.


But some of those question needed a third response.

Like "would you like to meet/be your favorite footballer".
The proper third response on that one would be "what's football?"

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HolyGrenade   05-05-2002 at 08:16:39 PM
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Quote :

26 % gay.
So what does that mean ?



It obviously means you're more gay than me. Katie will be dissapointed. tsk tsk!

<font color=red><b>A man is only as old as the woman he feels</b></font color=red>

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HolyGrenade   05-05-2002 at 08:19:17 PM
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that question would probably double your gayness. :lol:

<font color=red><b>A man is only as old as the woman he feels</b></font color=red>

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ejsmith2   05-05-2002 at 10:11:30 PM
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Do you remember the Penthouse issue back in early 1993, with Jennifer Flowers?

<quote> "He ate p***y like a champ." </quote>

I'm not sure why a question of that nature was *not* included in the questionare...

Mutually exclusive?

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eden   05-05-2002 at 11:44:25 PM
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Problem is, nobody can be 0% gay. Everyone, any man, gay or not, has a feminine side, whether you acknowledge it or not.
This is the highest one yet, I got 40%!
So I guess being sensitive and caring, and emotional makes you gay? I doubt it. The test just shows how manly you are, but until you get over 90%, I doubt you are gay guys. Anything below shows you care more, you like giving more, nothing wrong with that.

--
Thunderbirds in wintertime, Northwoods in summertime! :lol:

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pike   05-06-2002 at 12:32:09 AM
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Does this not mean I am giving more expression to my inner femininity!

Perhaps <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/wallpaper2/img/140202_s_katie.jpg" target="_new">Katie Sexy Woman</A> will in fact appreciate this!

You know, talking softly about the little things in life, taking extra care and time with her sexual pleasures, bringing her to a sexual climax so delicatly yet with unwavering determination!

[lover]pike[/lover]

<i>"I always though the real world is what we make of it"</i> Jodie Foster in CONTACT. Carl Sagan.

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HolyGrenade   05-06-2002 at 12:56:02 AM
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You have a collection?

I suppose, some people may be 100% straight, but 100% bad in bed.

<font color=red><b>A man is only as old as the woman he feels</b></font color=red>

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Flamethrower205   05-06-2002 at 03:10:42 AM
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But if they're 100% straight, isn't there a chance they'll be 100% rowdy and rough w/ a woman in bed? Some like that...

Sig of the week.

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lpenix   05-06-2002 at 08:26:23 AM
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well, take this test, everyone drop their pants, the first one to get hard is gay,,,lol, i think im getting a boner now. lol

Before i put my ATHLON XP on prozac, it thought it was a PENTIUM 4

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labdog   05-06-2002 at 09:38:23 AM
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but for those they havent pants?!?


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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Golden1   05-06-2002 at 10:45:17 AM
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why do i get the distict impression that most people around here would need to aply for a credit card to put a down payment on a CLUE?

Concider yourselves *Thwapped*, by an official Clue-by-Four

whatever provides positive bouyancy for your aquious transport vehicle

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labdog   05-06-2002 at 11:10:36 AM
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where did you come from?

just curious...


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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Golden1   05-06-2002 at 03:04:57 PM
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who me?
other that providing tech support to the Local LGB+F soc?

erm.. Where do ANY of us come from?

whatever provides positive bouyancy for your aquious transport vehicle

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labdog   05-06-2002 at 03:12:35 PM
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LGB for Laser Guided Bomb. rofl.


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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Jake75   05-06-2002 at 04:15:22 PM
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WTF! 46% gay!
Must be some sort of misunderstanding here, a question I didn´t understood or...hmmm.




AAAH! RUN AWAY!

This is my new sig.

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labdog   05-06-2002 at 04:23:15 PM
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hmm.., you have a higher score than mine (which is 23%).
well, this can explain some things. rofl.


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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Golden1   05-06-2002 at 04:29:34 PM
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laser guided bomb ?

If you've met any of this lot, you'd realise it was "Lipstick Guided Bomb" +friends

whatever provides positive bouyancy for your aquious transport vehicle

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labdog   05-06-2002 at 04:43:31 PM
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Yeah, your humor is very DEEP.
use the Bomb yourself to obstruct your stunk cavity.


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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Flamethrower205   05-07-2002 at 01:01:23 AM
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Translation: No one knows.

Sig of the week.

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labdog   05-07-2002 at 01:16:33 AM
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you dont understand my meanings one time more?!?

craps craps craps ...       :tongue:


<i>if <b>you know</b> <font color=white>you don't know<font color=black>, the way could be more easy ...

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dhlucke   05-07-2002 at 02:08:56 AM
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Quote :

craps craps craps ...



This doesn't mean what you think it does. You should have just written "crap", and only once.

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=blue>Bless</font color=blue> <font color=red>America!</font color=red>

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