Blondes,blondes and more blondes

Lets see your best Blondes jokes.

Here one for a start :

Tree women are taking ,a brunette,a red hair and a blonde.

The brunette says: "this morning I was cleaning my dauther's room and I found a pack of cigarette ,I was shocked I didn't know she was smoking"

Then the red hair says: "Yes I know, I was cleaning my dauther's room and I found weed ,I was shocked I didn't know she was getting hight "

Then the blonde reply: "Ho I know what you mean,I was cleaning my dauther's room when I found a condom ,I was shocked, I didn't know she had a d!ck"

My frog asked me for a cigarette...dunno what happened he's all over the place

This is a visual joke (two-parter), but it is one of my faves:

Part I
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: "I don't know." <bobbing head side to side>

Part II
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

After I told my sister this one, she started to remove the shoulder pads from her blouses.

VSP

<i>Upon the occasion in which the defecation comes into contact with the oscillating ventilator.</i>

What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?

The 1953 hide and seek champion.




<b><font color=blue> Everyone has to be somewhere. <font color=blue></b>

How did he blonde hurt herself while raking leaves?

She fell outta the tree!

If an orange was driving a racecar would it peel out? www.jxfiles.com

I like the m&m joke.

<font color=red><i>Doctor Hooter</i></font color=red> <A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>(·Y·)</b></A>

The blond sunbather had hardly begun when she
heard someone running up the stairs.

She was lying on her stomach, so she just
pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered
assistant manager of the hotel, out of
breath from running up the stairs. "The
Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the
roof, but we would very much appreciate your
wearing a bathing suit as you have before."

"No one can see me up here, and besides,
I'm covered with a towel. How do you know
I'm not wearing a bathing suit?"

"You're lying on the dining room skylight."


<b><font color=blue> Everyone has to be somewhere. <font color=blue></b>

So am I !


Why the blondes have a bleue belly button?

Because the blonde guys aren't that better !!


My frog asked me for a cigarette...dunno what happened he's all over the place

How do you drive a blonde crazy?

You put her in a round room and ask her to sit in the corner.


My frog asked me for a cigarette...dunno what happened he's all over the place

What does a blonde do afther love?

She puts her clothes on and get home.

My frog asked me for a cigarette...dunno what happened he's all over the place

i laughed way too hard on that one...

ditto...

<b><font color=red>ATI</font color=red>'s drivers are like a broken faucet, they both keep on leaking...</b>

Whats black n blue and red all over , often found tossed in
the ditch? A brunnette that told one too many bonde jokes.

Although it has a lot of good ideas, beer doesn't know anything about computers!!!

Hi Tommy! What`s up?

pike

<i>"I always though the real world is what we make of it"</i> Jodie Foster in CONTACT. Carl Sagan.

Nothing up here matey, just havin fun.

Although it has a lot of good ideas, beer doesn't know anything about computers!!!

I'm blond too.

With a hovering case crashing takes a whole new meaning... .

The biggest joke is between your legs!

pike

<font color=blue>If it sucks, </font color=blue><font color=green>pull your zipper down!</font color=green>

What was that blonde doing with that vibrator in her mouth?

1- Just testing it

2- Just giving her tongue a massage

3- She had it over her head to read the small print and it fell in her mouth

4- It was dirty and she was just licking it clean



pike
[thinking about her]

<font color=blue>If it sucks, </font color=blue><font color=green>pull your zipper down!</font color=green>

bad boy

<font color=blue>If it sucks, </font color=blue><font color=green>pull your zipper down!</font color=green>

What is the difference between a blond and the Panama canal?





One is a busy ditch.

Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.

some good ones

<A HREF="http://www.kellys.com/jokeb1.html" target="_new"> Link 1. </A>

<A HREF="http://numberone-blonde-jokes.com/" target="_new"> Link 2. </A>

<A HREF="http://www.deeplake.com/jokes/blonde_jokes.shtml" target="_new"> Link 3. </A>

lagger

<b><font color=blue>Checking under my North<font color=red> AND</font color=red> South bridges for <font color=green>Trolls</font color=green></font color=blue>

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She
jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.

She then picked up all the money and clothes and
quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were
watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men

"But I don't have an "any" key...

Just got this one from the Jeri Ryan (mmmmmmm) Maxim:

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

Way to go team!!!



If my baby don't love me, I know, I know, her sister will.

Errrr. How did he know that?


<b><font color=green> You get what you pay for. <font color=green></b>

I guess he does. Bad man.

<b><font color=green> You get what you pay for. <font color=green></b>

I like your new sig Pike.

With a hovering case crashing takes a whole new meaning... .