In Real Life punching jeeps hurts a lot, even if you paint your hand red.
In Real Life jumping off 80 metre cliffs through the roof of tin shacks hurts as well
In Real Life throwing live chickens in the air and shooting them is
a) tricky
b) messy
(this may work better with sea turtles, will report when I find some).
In Real Life it is almost impossible to pick up North Korean soldiers with one hand and throw them any practical distance unless they are under 4 years old.
In Real Life irate North Korean mothers hurt a lot too...
i'm off to try jumping from a plane without a parachute, i'll let you know how I get on.
In Real Life punching jeeps hurts a lot, even if you paint your hand red.
In Real Life jumping off 80 metre cliffs through the roof of tin shacks hurts as well
In Real Life throwing live chickens in the air and shooting them is
a) tricky
b) messy
(this may work better with sea turtles, will report when I find some).
In Real Life it is almost impossible to pick up North Korean soldiers with one hand and throw them any practical distance unless they are under 4 years old.
In Real Life irate North Korean mothers hurt a lot too...
i'm off to try jumping from a plane without a parachute, i'll let you know how I get on.
Stuart
Yeah they should make it more realistic and add an entire level of paperwork and bill paying.
Is it just me or isn't the point of computer games to do things that you can't actually do in real life?