Can you put music to these lyrics????

I'm writing a song for my niece's wedding - something to give the oldies a heart attack. Especially my mum. The old bitch.

"There’s something dead in my hole
It is a horse and a foal
They are cool ‘cause they’ve got soul
When they leave they pay a toll
They sit upon the grassy knoll
Right beside an insane mole
Who is related to a vole
They lean against a wooden pole
And chew upon some dirty coal
They’re eating it from a big bowl
They also have a tuna roll
They are living on the dole
Being rich is their real goal"

I think a nice tune in the style of White Zombie or similar would make this a really special occassion.......

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

la la la la laaaaa lalalalalaaaaaaaaaa


putaah putaaaah putaaaa putaaahhhhpooooo

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I think you should sell it as a "perfect lovers' album" hit.

Rob
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and what key should that be in?

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the double-bongos, if you know what i mean......j/k

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i play the pusstring

its a hairy pussy that i flick the hairs of and make the most beautiful mucis

BTW i'm very good a tit

lol music

hey cammi just remembered you can actually play. A5, B5, A5, G5. Nah, this song needs to start with a full orchestra playing a very moving piece in D# Minor, then slowley fade to a one man solo on his kazzoo. it could also do with a nice chours along the lines of

come on oldies just sittin there
pullin out whats left of your greyin hair
you just dont like my musical flair
better watch out when your a'top of the stair.

When a boy reaches puberty, he says goodbye to childhood and looks forward to his adultery.

and i'll play the pusstring

..... you know, like play my own 'instrument'.....huhuuh....

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

i too can play my own insturment, although i tend not to be a soloist.

When a boy reaches puberty, he says goodbye to childhood and looks forward to his adultery.

going?

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I'm sorry you didn't make an error previously i was just insinuating that he had already gone mad.

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Now I remember why i had to quit posting here. I'm late for work. I'll be back after work.

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no, but I bet you can blow wingding's oboe really well...mmhhahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!

I on the other hand, I only let the ladies use my "sliding-trombone"....olo!!!

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<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by StIcK_E_MoUsE on 07/11/02 12:58 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

I was kinda thinking of metal sort of tunes.

However...how about a DM7, A7, Cadd6, Gm7 sort of construction, with a bit of electric violins harmonising in the background, and then move up a couple of keys to keep ya guessing.

It's been 2 years since I picked my guitar up regularly. Hope I have the chords right.

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yeah, did i mention i'm good a tit

first of all i play the pusstring, don't change it

second i didn't say any thing about being or not being gay

Ok... I'm not English so I don't know where you're talking about but I wanne know... can you tell?

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i'm also very talented in playing the clam-cymbols.

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You have a blow-up doll you give head to? lmao. This is just getting worse now.

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OMG I can't believe you just wrote that! pfft! Look who's talking.

You are only one person to the world, but you might be the world to one person.

NoOoOoOoOooooOoo!!!!! Dear lord don't let me turn out to be like you! lmao.

You are only one person to the world, but you might be the world to one person.