Dirty Jokes ????

Had a bad day at work and my G/F dumped me. I need something to cheer me up. I hope you guys can make me laugh some.

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Sounds like you're having a bad day alright. Whenever you're having one just remember what my friend Jack always says. "think of yourself being a siamese twin and your brother is gay but you're not and you share the same ass." Still having a bad day?

Who's got time for a life when there's a hot, manly computer technician here?

Getting drunk not good idea man, what about the morning?

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened his ass all over the place

i have no life.
it consists only of toms hardware.

feel betta yet?

Proud owner of the <b>Beige Beast</b>

roflmao!!!

<b><font color=blue>Via chipsets, SiS chipsets -- all the same...all made in TAIWAN!

okies..got one for ya. There was a horse that got stuck in a bog and was yelling for help. A baby chick heard him and came running to help. "stay here and I'll get the farmer to get you out." said the chick. He ran all the way to the farm and couldn't find the farmer anywhere, so he took the farmer's Porsche and drove it to the bog. The chick tied the horse's tail to the Porsche and drove slowly backwards. This freed the horse and he was forever greatful to the chick. They became good friends. One day the chick got trapped in a deep hole. He yelled for help and the horse came to the rescue. "hang on to my dick and I'll pull you out." he told the chick. The chick was skeptical but did as he was told. The horse picked him up out of the hole. The moral of the story is; When you're hung like a horse you don't need a fancy car to pick up chicks! lol.

Who's got time for a life when there's a hot, manly computer technician here?

I said horse not hampster! rotfl

Who's got time for a life when there's a hot, manly computer technician here?

ok we'll go with that for now.

Who's got time for a life when there's a hot, manly computer technician here?

lol! good one!

<b><font color=blue>Via chipsets, SiS chipsets -- all the same...all made in TAIWAN!

umm... ok... ahhh..

one day this guy was sittin down and a cow sat on him

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<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

Where do you get this stuff from?

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

ok I have one for you.

There was this mouse walking throught the jungle. He here's and elephant screaming in pain. He peeks behind the bush to see what's going on. The elephant spots him and says will you please help me get this thorn out of my foot. The mouse said hell no, just last week you squished my uncle. The elephant said please i'll do anything. The mouse thought about it for a little bit and then decided. He said okay only on one condition, you have to let me have my way with you when i get it out. The elephant rolled his eyes and said whatever just get the damn thorn out. So the mouse pulled the thorn out and got on the elephant and started in. A couple of monkey's swinging in the tree's saw this mouse going to town on the elephants ass and thought it was nasty so they started throwing coconuts at them. One of the coconuts hit the elephant in the back of the head and he said damn that hurt and the mouse said that's right bitch take it all in.

heheh I like that one.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green>

hey, these are supposed to be jokes not personal stories.

lol

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green>

you don't think my joke was funny??????????

you don't have to be so cold man, you can just pretend to lol you know

now that the spirit, laugh at any thing and every thing

? MP?

LOL

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Well it comes under the heading "dirty" doesn't it?



<b><font color=blue>~ What do you mean "It isn't working!"...Now where's my sonic screwdriver? ~ </font color=blue></b>

THATS DISGUSTING LOL. Its like what i saw in the woods today, right flamethrower205.

No matter how hard you don't want them to, Things eventually change.

Ugghhhh. I wanna go there again and check it out, and see wtf is there (carrying my big ol huntin knife though in case someone tried something funny).

My frog asked me for a straw...dunno what happened his ass all over the place

Where the heck are you talking about?

<b>P75 @ 90 Mhz</b>... because I need the speed.

ok here's another one.....

two women are walking through a vegtable market, one of them picks up a big carrot....

"wow, this reminds me of my husband", she says..

"Why" says her friend, "is it the length of it??"

"no.."

"is is the width of it??"

"no..."

"is it the colour of it??"

"no.... it's the DIRT of it......"

........huhuhuhuh........

Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....

.....the same two women decide to buy some good perfume, so they go to the most expensive French perfume shop in town....

...they're looking around the shop when the manager approaches them and says "ladies, this is the most exclusive perfume we have. It's called 'Venir a Moi - come to me'".

One of the ladies grabbed the bottle and sniffed its contents. "Well", she said, "I don't know about you, but this doesn't smell like 'cum to me' ".........




Sex is great but it's no substitute for the real thing.....