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This is just unbearable, it has to stop.
These boards are cursed!
Please someone that has lots of dolla´s buy a new server for Tom and his crew please!
It is so unimaginable slow so I feel like pee my pants!

People that claims the boards has been "faster"...well, what a sad joke.

Come on people! stand up for a good cause, look deep into your wallets and send all the money you can get to my bank account and I will...ehrm...transfer them to Tom & crew (This is just a "precaution" for *cough* Ehrmvibble *cough*)

Well, it´s slow anyway...whew.

<font color=red>Russ Gabriel</font color=red>

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hey whats up dude

all i can say is have patients. the day WILL come.

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn

They've never been faster. :smile:

<b><font color=blue>~ BIOS SETTINGS: Fast, Hot, Unstable...That ought to work. ~</font color=blue></b> :wink:

Reply to camieabz
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Maybe they want to drop the boards and this is their way of scaring of people?

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol

yes Mr. camieabz, but it doesn't mean they can't be in the future. :wink: :smile:

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn
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Camie just got broadband. He has been using dialup.
It is a major improvement for him.

<b><font color=blue>The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

Reply to OldBear

aaaah i see, he speeds up and wants the world to do the same huh?

well it aint happenin cam

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn
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Hmph!
I wont see any money from you then I take it... :wink:



<font color=red>Russ Gabriel</font color=red>

Reply to Jake75
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Waiting....

<font color=red>Russ Gabriel</font color=red>

Reply to Jake75
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Hmmm...no, if you want to get rid of the forum inhabitants then there are other more "effective" ways to resolve to.

But you never know...*sigh*




<font color=red>Russ Gabriel</font color=red>

Reply to Jake75
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Maybe I should talk to his ISP then, cause I also have "boredband" and it aint any faster...*wiping my tears*

<font color=red>Russ Gabriel</font color=red>

Reply to Jake75

u here jack?

remember tho old days when we were mostly in the polls forum, those were fun days. and techie was here too. it'd be really cool if we all went back to the polls forum, as in the polls forum would be the primary forum.

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn

oops i always have to go back and fix your name. dunno why, but i call you jake and type jack :eek:

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Reply to scamtrOn
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Nah, been there done that...you need to look forward, not back Scamy!

Thank you very much Scamy, now you ruined my day by typing Jack instead of Jake...*sob*

<font color=red>Russ Gabriel</font color=red>

Reply to Jake75

i dunno why i do that?!?!?!

but how did i ruin your day? i really didn't mean to if u really mean it.

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn
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Relax man, you didn´t ruin it :smile:
...it got ruined by the time I woke up today

<font color=red>Russ Gabriel</font color=red>

Reply to Jake75

Sure I can give money. It's all in copper though. My piggy bank contents are yours if you care to come get it.

<b><font color=blue>~ BIOS SETTINGS: Fast, Hot, Unstable...That ought to work. ~</font color=blue></b> :wink:

Reply to camieabz
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Can someone explain WHY they are slow?

<font color=blue>I`m Ancient! I have small man breasts, some white hair and roaring to go! Any takers?</font color=blue>

Reply to pike

yes, to many posts in the database.

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn
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Copper?
Been saving money for a while eh?, it´s not the 1700´s anymore...




<font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue>

Reply to Jake75
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Maybe so, but I´ve seen a couple of other forums with loads of posts and they
are slightly [being sarcastic here] faster than THGC.
Must be because they have´nt replaced the C64´s yet.

<font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue>

Reply to Jake75
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No, I don't think that is the problem. I think it is because there are to much users online reading/posting when whole Amerika has woken up.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol

well now what i'm about to say, i'm not sure about, but the software here hold so much more post info than i ever seen in any other forum. and for every post you view, that info is displayed!

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn

well that is the big part of the problem. and yes the more users online the harder the software has to look through all the posts.

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn
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Only one thing to do then I guess:

"Empty the trashcan"


<font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue>

Reply to Jake75

roflol

Fredi is a funny guy, he likes all the posts.

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn
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Just create a server that can manage the amount of posts correctly.
And why is the German THGC running much faster with more options?

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol
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Just scrap all the old posts, no one looks at them anyway...this is not
a forum for antiqvities (Ooh, tricky word...spelldoctor, please help) and such
stuff, a qestion that is dropped here will become a thing of the past within
a few days so why keep the old ones?

It´s better they just keep posts a week back or so and the rest they
store offline so people who badly needs to look at an old post
can request that one or something like that.

<font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue>

Reply to Jake75

antiquity

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

Reply to scamtrOn
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Thank you doc :wink:
Freaks me out, all these tricky words, fortunately I rarely use them.

<font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue>

Reply to Jake75
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Or maybe use a special server for the posts of the last month... and another server (slower) for all old posts... you still got all online... but they aren't slowing down.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol

good idea... wehn are you going to implement it.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:

Reply to Yahiko81
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After I took over control of THG... wait... damn... that is a secret.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol

must be.. cause none of us could tell.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:

Reply to Yahiko81
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Phew... then my secret is still safe.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol

.....you can tell us your secrets Svol....you know it'd make you feel better.....

:smile: Now I am gagging
for a really good shagging :smile:

Reply to WingDing
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If I'm Tha Master of THG I'm gonne build a rocket and shoot you too the moon :smile: .

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol

......oh let me feel your big rocket under me.....mmmmmmm......

:smile: Now I am gagging
for a really good shagging :smile:

Reply to WingDing
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LOL... is there still hope for you?

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Reply to svol
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