The Weather

How come people always talk about the freakin´ weather?

If I sit on the bus, there´s always someone that mentions it.
If I´m in the park drinking some beer there´s almost
always someone that feels "compelled" to stop by and talk
about the bloody weather, leave me alone!

Hell, It´s like ads, it´s everywhere.
sure, weather is a thing that affects us all, but I don´t
see why people feel forced to mention it all the time.

"Oh, nice weather today Martha!, indeed it is my dear Sylvia!"
WTF.
Yes, I have eyes and I can see that the weather is just fine
thank-you-very-much.

Not to talk about the weather dudes on the telly.
Ok, I can understand that they talk about the coming weather
but why the f*ck do they have to blabber about how the
weather was earlier today.
Is really someone interested in hearing that?

Hmm, just some thoughts.
This is a big issue for me as you might understand

<font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue>

"anyone who engages in it should be gassed like a badger"

LOL!

Didn't you post about this before?

Talking about the weather is for people who wannne talk but don't know about what.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

Hmm...maybe I did, I am getting senil.
On the other hand, this is a very important question (ehrm...)

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True...true

<font color=blue>Blue</font color=blue>

Good. nice to know <b><font color=red>Boris</b></font color=red> is along for the long haul also.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green>

Yes actually, he is dating Margret Thatcher at the moment.

I rather have him dating you cause she´s kind of scary.

Oh, you don´t mind him being cold & stiff do ya?
He´s been diseased for some time now, but he´s in good shape considering
the circumstances though.

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

Very...they are puffy and swollen.

Almost as nice as the lips of a rabid beaver.

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

Since wingding forgot it I'll give his disclaimer for him. * bulge does not necessarily have to be seen by the human eye, if viewed from a microscope you can see it.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green>