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svol   08-01-2002 at 01:07:55 PM

Yup, I missed my one year anniversary at THGC. As you can see in my profile I registered at 07/17/01 01:09 PM. In one year I posted more then 5000 messages... not bad I say, especially because I didn't post much in the first 2-3 months.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

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scamtrOn   08-01-2002 at 01:10:55 PM
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roflmao

i miss my real birthday every year. i can't even think about the THG one.

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 01:14:01 PM
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Celebrate twice next year...

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 01:19:23 PM
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You too?

I care less about birthdays, christmas and all such things...
call me boring or whatever...I just think the whole thing about
such events is f*cked up anyway.

Ok, the kids might enjoy it...but I don´t.

Like christmas, lots of screaming kids and all the
annoying relatives that come to visit.
Freaks me out, just lock the kids up in the closet and
throw in the ham so I can get some peace of mind.

Ha!Ha!Ha!
I am so mean and I love it :wink:

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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WingDing   08-01-2002 at 01:27:32 PM
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...I never got any decent presents from Santa when I was a kid....this year I'm gonna wait by the chimney and kick the crap outa the old bastard......

:smile: Now I am gagging
for a really good shagging :smile:

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scamtrOn   08-01-2002 at 01:36:57 PM
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better yet, stick your ass up it (the chimney) he'll give you your present<b>S

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 01:37:40 PM
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No workie.
I keep doing that every year but he persists in coming back time
after time again.

Bet he likes a good beating.

Might I suggest that you try to start a little jealousy drama?
Start flirting and molest his beloved deer Puffy...I´m pretty sure he will get
awfully jealous and mad.

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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scamtrOn   08-01-2002 at 01:38:04 PM
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same here dude

if there is one thing i hate, it'll have to be kids. i try and stay away from them as much as possible

<b><font color=orange>sing to prolong HDD life; spin right round like a record baby Right round round round

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 01:53:36 PM
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Yeah well, kids are "somewhat" ok...
It´s first when they start to scream and run around I desperately wish there were an off button.

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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WingDing   08-01-2002 at 01:55:07 PM
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.....awwwww, my two are really sweet....then again I always wanted to be a dad....

......see?....no filth!....It is possible!!!.....

:smile: Now I am gagging
for a really good shagging :smile:

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 02:19:54 PM
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Most impressive :wink:

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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WingDing   08-01-2002 at 02:33:58 PM
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....however, returning to the subject of Santa, I might just stick my arse up the chimney and lay one of my special farts (the "eye-waterer" ) as he descends.....

.....that'll teach the crusty old wanker.....

:smile: Now I am gagging
for a really good shagging :smile:

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 02:44:29 PM
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"The eye waterer" you say?, there is only one other fart method that surpasses that one,
it´s "The skin peeler" and we all know what happened that unfortunate day it were
used for the first time (and last hopefully).
Total devastation.

I think you´re over reacting, I suggest you try the more gentle
"Eczema surprise" instead.

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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WingDing   08-01-2002 at 03:10:17 PM
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.......hhmmmmmm....perhaps you're right....and I might just leave a puddle of dihoreaa as an extra surprise....

:smile: Now I am gagging
for a really good shagging :smile:

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 03:23:05 PM
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Yeah, it´s christmas after all.

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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WingDing   08-01-2002 at 03:42:13 PM
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......and when he slips on the puddle of liquid poo and breaks his hip, I'll molest one of his merry elves.....

:smile: Now I am gagging
for a really good shagging :smile:

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buddry   08-01-2002 at 04:01:52 PM
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My real one was yesterday.

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=white>bless</font color=white> <font color=blue>the</font color=blue> <font color=red>U</font color=red><font color=white>S</font color=white><font color=blue>A</font color=blue>

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Jake75   08-01-2002 at 04:06:33 PM
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[sing] Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you..la la da di dum da... [/sing]

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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qoop   08-01-2002 at 04:17:44 PM
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wow! happy birthday....how old are you now?

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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svol   08-01-2002 at 04:40:44 PM
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ROFL... this thread is going about nothing again.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

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Yahiko81   08-01-2002 at 08:11:39 PM
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When we had the EGQT it was confined.... maybe <b><font color=red>Fredi</b></font color=red> will bring it back.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:

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ejsmith2   08-02-2002 at 05:23:33 AM
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Di dicki du dum di dum do!
Di dicki du dum di dum do!

Di dicki du dum dicky dicky di dum!

Di dicki du dum di dum do!
Di dicki du dum di dum do!

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EvilHammie   08-02-2002 at 06:03:59 AM
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*Squeee-eee-eeak*
[i got a new waterbowl for christmas!]

<b>Small. Cute. Fluffy. Evil.</b>

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juin   08-02-2002 at 07:41:22 AM
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5000 damm that a lot of post i am around 1300

The day i meet a goth queen that tell me Intel suck.I turn in a lemming to fill is need in hardware.

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Jake75   08-02-2002 at 08:47:07 AM
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Indeedee, gotta love that!

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>

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svol   08-02-2002 at 02:27:56 PM
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To give you an even bigger post-depression... I'm now almost at 5600 posts.

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

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svol   08-02-2002 at 02:44:36 PM
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Will you give me something too for my 1 year birthsday at THGC Mr. Hammie?

Due to the current economical depression it is forbidden to laugh at work.

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qoop   08-02-2002 at 02:48:18 PM
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I will Svol, if you give me something for my 1 month mark here.

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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svol   08-02-2002 at 02:55:07 PM
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Ok, what do you want?

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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qoop   08-02-2002 at 02:57:11 PM
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to win the lotto? but I'll settle on a pat on the back. What do you want for yours?

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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svol   08-02-2002 at 03:17:06 PM
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Hummm... lemmethink... ultimate power at this forum?

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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buddry   08-02-2002 at 04:34:45 PM
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25

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=white>bless</font color=white> <font color=blue>the</font color=blue> <font color=red>U</font color=red><font color=white>S</font color=white><font color=blue>A</font color=blue>

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buddry   08-02-2002 at 04:35:26 PM
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Thanks for singing :smile:

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=white>bless</font color=white> <font color=blue>the</font color=blue> <font color=red>U</font color=red><font color=white>S</font color=white><font color=blue>A</font color=blue>

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svol   08-02-2002 at 04:52:53 PM
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Aww... how nicy that you sang for me and Buddry.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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Yahiko81   08-02-2002 at 07:30:54 PM
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hmm... maybe scammy and me will go to worlds of fun to celebrate my new title.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:

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Yahiko81   08-02-2002 at 07:31:24 PM
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That is when i get it.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:

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buddry   08-02-2002 at 08:02:19 PM
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I could drive down too :smile:

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=white>bless</font color=white> <font color=blue>the</font color=blue> <font color=red>U</font color=red><font color=white>S</font color=white><font color=blue>A</font color=blue>

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silverpig   08-02-2002 at 08:36:39 PM
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I got me a Super7 ticket for tonight :smile:

If my baby don't love me, I know, I know, her sister will.

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qoop   08-03-2002 at 12:05:30 AM
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I hate the super 7. It makes me mental! (long story)

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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EvilHammie   08-03-2002 at 05:32:34 AM
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*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!*

[leglove for you!]

<b>Small. Cute. Fluffy. Evil.</b>

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qoop   08-03-2002 at 06:02:12 AM
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awww isn't that cute? how have you boys been?

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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mbetea   08-03-2002 at 07:36:55 AM
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Quote :

I care less about birthdays, christmas and all such things...
call me boring or whatever...I just think the whole thing about
such events is f*cked up anyway.

Ok, the kids might enjoy it...but I don´t.

Like christmas, lots of screaming kids and all the
annoying relatives that come to visit.
Freaks me out, just lock the kids up in the closet and
throw in the ham so I can get some peace of mind.


gawd. preach on brother! the way i see it is all holidays (b-days, anniversaries, etc included) are for the ones hampered by guilt. or lazy asses that need another excuse to take a day off work. join the flock sheep! the media is telling you to do so. i guess it's true though. i mean how can you say you love someone if you give them a gift say on june 14 and not on december 25, you must not love them.

masturbation is the first step towards self-awareness.

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qoop   08-03-2002 at 02:46:36 PM
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Most holidays are Hallmark ones. They've gotten to commercialized now and it's all about how much you spend on it, not why you're buying it.

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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varlo   08-03-2002 at 07:10:48 PM
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Quote :

to win the lotto?


Built yourself a time machine and i'll give you the numbers of the august 2nd result of the super7 !!

Here it is : <font color=red>18-25-29-34-45-46-47</font color=red></font color=red> it's for 15 millions!!



<b>Now part of the <font color=green>F.A.R.T.</font color=green> (Frogs Againts Receiving Torture)</b></b>

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qoop   08-03-2002 at 07:14:54 PM
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Gee thanks. Now how do I turn the darn timemachine on?

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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varlo   08-03-2002 at 07:21:12 PM
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Only flip the nucleo-sedntire-passpying switch to on and acvtivate the proto-syuberban....geeze females and technologie.... :tongue:

<b>Now part of the <font color=green>F.A.R.T.</font color=green> (Frogs Againts Receiving Torture)</b></b>

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qoop   08-03-2002 at 07:22:07 PM
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the what now? was that even in english? lol.

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>

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varlo   08-03-2002 at 08:04:29 PM
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look in <A HREF="http://www.reallifecomics.com/" target="_new">http://www.reallifecomics.com/</A>,you'll find the plans in the archives about 1 year ago.I can't find where the time machine plot started, but here is an example of the second time machine plot : <A HREF="http://www.reallifecomics.com/d/20010913.html" target="_new">http://www.reallifecomics.com/d/20010913.html</A>

<b>Now part of the <font color=green>F.A.R.T.</font color=green> (Frogs Againts Receiving Torture)</b></b>

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pike   08-03-2002 at 08:06:53 PM
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<font color=green>F.A.R.T.</font color=green>

ahahaha pauvre de nous.... :lol:

<font color=red>I`ve seen them, hand in hand, walking towards the sunset! They are as one! Forever!</font color=red>

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Quetzacoatl   08-03-2002 at 08:09:22 PM
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lol

we are sad???

Je crois que non!

"When there's a will, there's a way."

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