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Gary Bohn <garybohn@REMOVETHISaccesscomm.ca> wrote in message news:<Xns9542BF0FA5017GaryBohn@130.133.1.4>...
> thethinker111@hotmail.com (Louis) wrote in
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> > "Joe Kaffe" <kaffejoe@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:<yujSc.7759$xk.6892@fed1read01>...
> >> "Klaus Hellnick" <khellnicknospam@houston.rr.com> wrote in message
> >> news:QQgSc.17536$rb2.7149@fe2.texas.rr.com...
> >> >
> >> > "ddgotown" <dogtown270@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:5c55ce54.0408101554.24222e39@posting.google.com...
> >> > > 1
> >> > >
> >> > 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55
> >>
> >> Fibonacci numbers!
> >
> > Ha! You are all fools! I have a mathematical problem beyond all of
> > your feeble evolutionatheistglobalconspiratorialzionistimperialist
> > minds! Tremble in fear and awe!
> >
> > 1. Think of a number (a whole number, or "integer" to us illuminati)
> > between 1 and 10 (inclusive and in base ten).
> >
> > 2. Tell me what number you thought of and I shall tell you whether you
> > are RIGHT (and godly and wonderful) or WRONG (and thus an
> > evolutionatheistglobalconspiratorialzionistimperialist)!!!
> >
> > Go on I dare you!
> >
> > Louis
> >
> >
>
> 3
> no 7
>
> um... no make that 8
>
> no I'd rather take 4
>
> Oh hell I can't decide, you pick a number for me. Thanks
>
>
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Ha! 8 and 4 are both wrong and Satanically inspired, and your
indecision shows that you are a
evolutionatheistglobalconspiratorialzionistimperialist who is obsessed
with anuses and wishes to kill all black people and put women in
chains under stout black cloth in lakes! We godly and wonderful people
are soooo much better and smarter and all that sort of thing and I
have used maths to prove it. You will never know the love of JEBUS-AH
(say it like an evangelist, it makes sense ;-)) and will burn in the
fiery pit of hell while your genitals are skewered with toasting forks
and your eyes doused with molten dog poo.
Louis (channeling several of our "mentally more entertaining" chums at
once)