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Home made Vanilla Coke.

Take one can of classic Coke and pour it into a glass. Leave it sit for 24 hours on
the kitchen table. Take a vanilla scented yellow tree air freshener and dunk it in
the Coke like a tea bag. Add ice and enjoy.

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a bystander can't tell you apart.
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but wouldn't your coke go flat?

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Reply to Yahiko81

and wont the air freshener have a bad chemical reaction with the coke? (I don't know this from personal experience)

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Reply to qoop

That is disgraceful.

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Reply to zpyrd

I don't know how Vanilla Coke made it past R&D. They must have done taste
comparisons against rotten milk.

Never argue with a fool,
a bystander can't tell you apart.
(M. Twain)

Reply to Hempire

I think a million bottle batch got messed up and instead of loosing all the money from the cost to produce the batch they decided to market it as vanilla coke.


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Reply to zpyrd

Things like that have proly happened for real

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Reply to pike

Hum... I'm not going to try that... don't like the idea of putting an air freshener into the coke.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

Reply to svol

Vanilla Coke stinks. Worse then the "New Coke" that was abandoned back around 1985 when Coke departed from and went back to the Classic formula.

Hershey is smart. They leave a good thing alone.....

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Reply to jlbigguy

...Vanilla Coke....simply take a regular coke and deposit a generous amount of 'man-muck' into the drink....stir gently and hey!.....Vanilla Coke!......

...note: inserting a vanilla pod up the eye of your penis beforehand will really enhance the flavor.......

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at licking my wood :smile:

Reply to WingDing

Yeah?, how do you propose to get rid of all the "mucky chunks" that wont mix with
the rest of the coke? (everyone that have jerked off in a bathtub know what I´m talking
about)

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Reply to Jake75

Uhm? Cruchy Vanilla Coke?

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

Reply to svol

...that's the beauty of it.....after inserting a vanilla pod up the eye of your penis, having chunky lumps in your drinks will be the least of your problems....

...actually, the solution is to shae the bottle before you open it....then you get a refreshing fizzy shower of vanilla coke cum on your face.....without lumpy bits.....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

Reply to WingDing

Exellent!
Btw, do you have an eye on your willy, man that´s retarded! :wink:

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Reply to Jake75

......well maybe it's just an ulcer in the shape of an eye...or a rather amusing tumor.....it obviously gets sad sometimes because it 'weeps' a clear, sticky and offensive smelling liquid....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

Reply to WingDing

Oh yay, resurrect a 7 year old thread, what a clever boy you are.

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Reply to strangestranger

FFS, what is with all the necros?

Why would anyone bother to create an account just to post that?

Reply to exit2dos

Someone kill it.

Reply to mugz

Childhood Memories Mugz?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Someone kill this doos too, please.

Reply to mugz

Quote :

Someone kill this doos too, please.



Uh huh....

:rolleyes:

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Doos = Afrikaans term used to refer to a cardboard receptacle, often used for packing stuff, or to refer to a stupid, moronic, unpleasant, annoying person.

Reply to mugz

You really had to search for that, didn't you.



As my dear DEAR friend Eddie Murphy once said:

"Have a Coke and a Smile and shut the Fk up."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092948/quotes

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Anon, if you're a hot chick with nice tits get on your knees and suck my çock and swallow my çum.

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Reply to zpyrd

Ninjahedge, I haven't been laid in over two months. I am really not a happy camper. I know you don't really care about this, but I think it excuses my desire to rip your head off and give it to some street kids for lunch.

Reply to mugz

Why would you be so mean to street kids?


No, this is something more than d!ckhead disease......

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Reply to Ninjahedge

fight ! fight ! fight ! fight ! fight !

Reply to UNICOMPLEX

mugz wrote :

Doos = Afrikaans term used to refer to a cardboard receptacle, often used for packing stuff, or to refer to a stupid, moronic, unpleasant, annoying person.



Actually it's not just afrikaans, it's also Dutch, similar meaning although in Dutch the stupid person has to be female as there is also a sexual connotation to it: something is supposed to fit in the doos = vagina.

Sorry about that Mugz, I know it's a sore spot at the moment.. (oops, did it again).

Reply to BigMac

Very mean for you to be doing it in front of him like that!!!!!!


How COULD you!?!

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Reply to Ninjahedge

All hail the mighty MugzDING!! [/Attempted double bastage]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Mugz you don't have it as bad as I do.
I have a woman who comes over hops in my bed naked, gets me horny then says it's late she has to go because she has to get up early for work. It's happened three times now.
I want to check myself into the nut house for a little vacation.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

So set your clock an hour slow. [/Obvious]

Reply to audiovoodoo

I'll just unplug the ƒucking clock and digital cable box too.
Yeah she doesn't wear a watch and she stuffs her cell phone in her purse which can be convienently kicked under the bed. She has the courtesy to turn the ringer off when she comes over.
Yes Master Chimp you have come up with a Grade A plan.

I will give you the coveted 36DD Bra Award!

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

Just poor the pork to her and quit worrying about it.......

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Reply to RCPilot

zpyrd wrote :

I'll just unplug the ƒucking clock and digital cable box too.
Yeah she doesn't wear a watch and she stuffs her cell phone in her purse which can be convienently kicked under the bed. She has the courtesy to turn the ringer off when she comes over.
Yes Master Chimp you have come up with a Grade A plan.

I will give you the coveted 36DD Bra Award!



I got more of a C cup when I tried it ;)

Reply to audiovoodoo

Zippy, I have to concede that your situation is worse than mine.

And AV... your imagination must be incredibly badly warped to imagine some blend between me and the Wingding. Sheesh.

Reply to mugz

But you have so much in common... well it's more what you don't have any more that you have in common.

Reply to audiovoodoo
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