Bill Gates .... Superhero?

I was watching batman. How he is a rich, successful businessman and uses his resources etc. to develop his crimefighting center and fights crime by night. I was wondering, what are the chances of our world's richman, Bill Gates, of being of similar nature?

After a while of pondering, I thought, this isn't right, I better go check what kinda additives my dinner had...

<b><font color=red>I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.</font color=red></b>

His gadgets would be full of bugs so his billmobile would crash.

<i><font color=blue>The only difference between 200 fps and 300 fps is the blink of the eyes.</font color=blue></i>

owner of intel.

how do you shoot the devil in the back? what happens if you miss? -verbal

He will call hisself Winman with his sidekick DOSboy... but as Orbz said they crash more often then they do good things.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it .

"Holy Cow! WinMan! Look! its the Open Sourcerers!!!"

"DosBoy! Quick! bend over and give 'em the Blue screen of death!!!!"

<b><font color=red>I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.</font color=red></b>

Worse things could have happened

<font color=red>I`ve seen them, hand in hand, walking towards the sunset! They are as one! Forever!</font color=red>

in fact jerry sander have retire just for that.

The day i meet a goth queen that tell me Intel suck.I turn in a lemming to fill is need in hardware.

...send in Wingding....he'll save the day......

I'm very good
at licking my wood

... he'll save the day (should be-> ) he'll spray the day.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it .