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OzzieBloke   08-05-2002 at 10:19:48 AM

In the worlds before Microsoft, primal chaos reigned.
Bill Gates sought order.
But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four OSs formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure efforts of Bill,
the GUI of Apple,
the powers of the Sun and the Unix
All worked upon a certain kernel, old as creation.
And it became magically compiled!
That first kernel was named "Win".
IBM PC, the Father PC, said,
"With this OS, we make the world."
Elemental forces caused the OS to crash.
From it then came the blue screen of death.
The nature of Windows was irrepressible!

WINDOWS!

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I plugged my ram into my motherboard, but unplugged it when I smelled cooked mutton.

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pike   08-05-2002 at 10:45:02 AM
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go to bed
sleep
dream
in the morning it will be better
you wake up in a new dream

:smile:

<font color=red>I`ve seen them, hand in hand, walking towards the sunset! They are as one! Forever!</font color=red>

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papasmurf   08-05-2002 at 11:42:37 AM
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Q. What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
A. One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric
information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a
Steven Spielberg movie.

Life (n). A sexually transmitted disease which afflicts some people more severly than others.

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svol   08-05-2002 at 02:56:50 PM
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You made it yourself? I like it.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-06-2002 at 12:15:52 PM
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...Bill is such a nice man...leave the benign old nerd alone.....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-06-2002 at 03:06:33 PM
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How much does he pay you for each 'job'?

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-06-2002 at 03:29:47 PM
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.....me cheap....sucky sucky five dolla.....bum bum half plice....

....old Bill likes to dress as a schoolmaster and discipline me.....OOOHHHH WILLIAM....you are sooooo masterful.....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-06-2002 at 04:19:38 PM
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Hummm... how about publicing this in the media... the best thing Bill needs are some scandels.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-06-2002 at 04:51:33 PM
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I have a close-up penetration shot....will that work?......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-06-2002 at 04:55:58 PM
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Perfect... lets see if Mr. Bill likes it when we put that pic in all startup screens of all versions of Windows.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-06-2002 at 05:06:37 PM
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.......well how about an .AVI that we can all view on Bill's much-lauded Media Player.....you can see Bill burying his baldy fellow each time you boot up....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-06-2002 at 05:12:13 PM
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Perfect, even better. I will start writing a patch that implies to all versions of Media Player. This patch contain the video and set it to auto start every boot-up. It will be very good hidden inside the registry so it will be hard to shut down the auto start function.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-06-2002 at 05:26:04 PM
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....don't forget the audio codecs....you gotta hear Bill squaking like a duck when he climaxes......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-06-2002 at 05:30:06 PM
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LOL, ofcourse... which codec can we use best. It must be small otherwise they will notice it.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-06-2002 at 05:42:56 PM
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.....you'll have to decide that....I'm busy trying to get Bill's multi-millionaire-muck off my back......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-06-2002 at 06:01:39 PM
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Well lets use a simple low quality mp3 codec... how longs is the movie?

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-06-2002 at 06:06:42 PM
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...including the parrot scene, about 35 minutes......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-06-2002 at 06:40:11 PM
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Humm... 35+ MB download is going to be suspisios... can't you change it so only the most gross/important parts are in it?

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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jihiggs   08-06-2002 at 11:48:45 PM
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how is it you manage to be so disgusting all the time?????? not that im complaining, its funny as all hell, but good god! how do you kiss your mother with that mouth????????

how do you shoot the devil in the back? what happens if you miss? -verbal

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Jake75   08-06-2002 at 11:50:55 PM
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Quote :

I'm busy trying to get Bill's multi-millionaire-muck off my back......


Think money.
If they can sell Elk-poo to germans in sweden then you should have a good chance of selling Bill´s muck for a respectable amount of money to some...ummm...other rich person.


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Jake75   08-06-2002 at 11:55:05 PM
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Quote :

how do you kiss your mother with that mouth


That´s easy, he probably just let his mother kiss him instead.


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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 10:05:30 AM
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.....and I give her good head too......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 03:19:24 PM
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Yeah... maybe stupid Bill fans will buy his semen.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 03:27:55 PM
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...........you reckon I should try e-Bay?.....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 03:40:05 PM
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Yeah... put it on E-bay (just for fun) and then send me the URL, I wanne see if someone reacts.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 04:04:27 PM
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.....dude....I reckon old Bill's lawyers might not be impressed....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 04:12:14 PM
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Don't use your real name... it is just for fun. And don't use the name Bill Gates... call it the semen from Bill G.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 04:31:23 PM
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....OK.....I'll let you know when it's posted.....

...and as a gesture of friendship, I'll ship you a sample for free.....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 04:40:02 PM
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Thank you.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 04:46:49 PM
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......together with a gift-wrapped sample of my own muck, and a scraping from my foreskin........

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 04:50:08 PM
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You're to good.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 04:55:22 PM
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.....anything for a friend.....you reckon Qoop would like a gift presentation too?........

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 05:04:20 PM
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Yeah, I think she would appreciate it... maybe she wants even more after it.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 05:09:00 PM
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....she wants me.....I bet she fantasises about having me on top of her, my bottom bouncing up and down......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 05:14:37 PM
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I'm sure she wants... poor Qoop, she can't ven post because she's only thinking about you :lol: .

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 05:30:28 PM
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......she's spending her day picking her feet and thinking about having rancid, stench-ridden fornication with Wingding.....such a lucky girl......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 05:35:24 PM
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:eek:

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 05:40:51 PM
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.....although this feet-picking thing is really gross...

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 05:44:45 PM
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Please stop talking about feet-picking... I think I gotte puke.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 05:57:05 PM
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....poor Svol.....let me comfort you....*Winding unzips his pants, releasing a cloud of stinking gas and several drops of man-muck*.....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-08-2002 at 11:10:42 AM
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Now I certaintly have to puke.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-08-2002 at 11:22:10 AM
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......aim over here..I'm baking one of my special cheesecakes......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-08-2002 at 12:05:50 PM
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*Blueeeeeeeeeeghhhhhhhhhhhhh*

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-08-2002 at 12:21:32 PM
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.......mmmmmmm...tasty....now all I need are some of the pickings from Qoop's feet.....wow Svol you don't look too good....ready to hurl again?......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-08-2002 at 01:02:52 PM
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*Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkk*... I think I gotte go to bed, I feel sick.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-08-2002 at 01:10:20 PM
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.....poor Svol....here, have a slice of cheesecake....

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svol   08-08-2002 at 02:38:06 PM
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I don't like cheese.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-08-2002 at 02:58:12 PM
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....well, it's not real cheese..it's just cheesy material that has been festering behind my foreskin....

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svol   08-08-2002 at 03:16:27 PM
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Juck, then I certaintly don't want it.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-08-2002 at 03:22:19 PM
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...do you have anything to contribute to my lovely cheesecake? .....something from the plughole of your bath maybe?....

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