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Jake75   08-06-2002 at 11:24:31 PM

Yes indeed it is!
I have finally been able to intoxicate myself with loads of alcohol on a tuesday...[trumpet salute]

Ta! Taa!
Doh!, I have to work tomorrow...hmm, neva thought that far, oh well...I handle that tomorrow and have some fun now instead.

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svol   08-07-2002 at 02:51:20 PM
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Do something against your alcohol addiction.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 03:01:07 PM
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......yes....try bull semen, it contains no alcohol, but will give you a palpable buzz......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 03:20:35 PM
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Methadon is also very good.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 03:30:02 PM
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...take some tobacco and soak it in quinine, then let it dry...smoke it, and enjoy the effects.....

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 03:38:15 PM
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How to bake an egg the Dave England way.

1. Eat all the ingredients (eggs, onion, tomato, milk, etc.)
2. Puke them all into a bottle or something)
3. Pour it in a saucepan and bake it.
4. Eat it -Yummy, yummy-

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 03:46:50 PM
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How to bake an egg the Wingding way.

1. Shove all the ingredients (eggs, onion, tomato, milk, etc.) up your bottom
2. Squirt them all into a bottle or something
3. Pour it in a saucepan and bake it.
4. Eat it -Yummy, yummy-


:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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svol   08-07-2002 at 04:10:32 PM
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*sigh* I could have expected this.

My watercooler contains so much water that the moon has influence upon it :eek: .

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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 04:32:27 PM
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....yummmm....finger lickin' good......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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Jake75   08-07-2002 at 04:38:35 PM
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Um?, do something to my alcohol addiction?
Nope.
It´s so much funnier to drink on tuesdays, try it...you wont believe it.

And I was´nt dead drunk, just enough alcohol to mute my brain and get that pleasant buzz.


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WingDing   08-07-2002 at 04:42:54 PM
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....what were you drinking?...and how much did it take to get that pleasant buzz?......

:smile: I'm very good
at licking my wood :smile:

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