My own venting room

Ok, let´s se...
What kind of retard is it that rips DVD movies to sizes like 708mb, 711mb and so on?
Isn´t it better to at least try to get them below 700mb?

I´ve been tweaking with Virtual Dub now for an hour or so just to shorten it, but it wont fit.
I have like 4 or 5 movies that I want to burn but they are too large...sure I might be able to overburn but that´s
not the point...most cd´s are 700mb so why the f*ck can´t people make them in that size, is it so hard?

Furthermore, I have a couple of movies that are so poorly ripped that it makes me puke, it stutters and
the sound is distorted like a mutha F.
I´ve seen movies with the same size & length that are goodlooking as hell but for some reason these lamers
continues to rip poorly and with sizes that exceeds the 700mb limit, everything just to bug me it seems.

*sob*

Oh and please, no moral preaching stuff...like that I should BUY the movie and so on, I am aware
of the fact that it is illegal and so on but I don´t care because I am a leeching bastard...ha! haaa!

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Yeah I know, tell me about it.
Sad thing is, I just had mine...a lousy 2 weeks then back to work again.

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.....over-sexed....hmmmmmm.....can you explain that concept to me please?......

Wingding - The Forum's Official Bottom Feeder

......hmmmmmm....isn't that called normality?......

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......ah yes.....such an enlightened state.......do you think I could start a new religous cult?......

Wingding - The Forum's Official Bottom Feeder

....if you're a member of the cult, you must eat my food and surrender your ass to me for some bottom burglary....

....OK, who wants to sign up?.......

Wingding - The Forum's Official Bottom Feeder

.....can I toss my mess at them? If so, please mail them to me asap......

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......mmmmmm.....getting ready now.....*Wingding sharpens knob with rusty knife*....

Wingding - The Forum's Official Bottom Feeder

Do whatever you want with them, but try to avoid the classic 69 position...go figure.

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Maybe, maybe not...it´s still very annoying.
I will hereby dedicate my life in the fine arts of hunting the responsible suckers down.
(I´ll start at my 95th birtday)

Anyway, what I can´t possibly understand is how they chose quality before motion though.

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Hmmm, perhaps the famous missionary might work better?
If that fails I don´t know what to try, be creative...go experimental on them.

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Yeah, I bet you are.

May I suggest you soft start with "Stalin" first?, "Hilda" is a little moody right now as she is having her period and understandably don´t fancy any forms of "exercise".


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I´m not sure if it was "Helga" or "Hillary" that fancied anal probing.

Let´s just hope it was "Helga".
I had a "minor" accident when I invited our local zoo´s all animals and caretakers
to my backyard for the monthly gangbang.

One of the rhinos freaked out totally when "Bosco" the beaver insisted on anal.

Well, I guess you´ll find out eventually...hopefully it works just fine, otherwise...prepare yourself
for being molested badly by a rabid and raving rhino.

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OMG... I leave this thread for an afternoon and look what a mess those two make of it.

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No thanks... it may be red, but I don't think it will taste like tomato soup.

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Blueeeegh... you mind if I add some puke to that?

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