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Well this is to bid adieu to the longer times I spent here, which will now become small... :frown:

School starts tommorow Thursday, and I will be in Secondary 5 (Canadians will understand), one year before College. Ahhh, I'll miss the LONG periods I stayed here, but I'll still be there each day, just less frequent.

Anyway I just wanted to speak out, cuz it'll be a pain to return to school after 2 months of work, vacation. (it always feels like that once you go back to something completly different from how your lifestyle was for a while)

Take care all, and to those who are in school, STAY IN SCHOOL! :tongue:

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School doesn't start for me till next wednesday....though I'll prolly be crying tuesday night hehe.

What if you had admin rights to life?

Reply to flamethrower205

School is for chumps. The lotto is the way to go.

:smile:

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Reply to silverpig

lol

What if you had admin rights to life?

Reply to flamethrower205

I dont start again till next wedsday neither, but I dont have to wake up till noon for a month cause of my classes at the college dont start for a month! therefore summer is prolonged I only have to go to my highshcool classes, I'll wake up around noon, throw on some clothes, cruise down to mcdonalds and get some lunch, then swing by star bucks, gotta wake up ya know, then I will go to the shcool for 3 easy as hell classes. ahhh this year shall be great!

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Yeah, I feel for you. I don't go back to school until next week. :)

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Reply to Kzzrn

i dont get back till sept 8

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Reply to grassapa

school? whats school? im too old for that kiddy stuff :smile:

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Reply to lhgpoobaa
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Yeah I know what ya mean.
Thank god for manly stuff like work :wink:


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Reply to Jake75

manly stuff? does that mean that you didnt go to school jake?
how do u guys like my sig :smile:
lhgpoobaa's sig gave me the inspiration

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My computer is so fast it defeats the theory of relativity... :eek:

Reply to grassapa
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No schol foor mea.
Ben wnorknig mi wole liffe!

Dos it shoow?

Ya sig?
It´s...umm...nice.

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updated sig, better wording

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School starts tommorow Thursday, and I will be in Secondary 5 (Canadians will understand), one year before College. Ahhh, I'll miss the LONG periods I stayed here, but I'll still be there each day, just less frequent.


I don't actually. Where in Canada do you live? Where I am (Toronto), we measure in Grades. I'm going to good old Grade 11 on Sept. 3.

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Actually if you took all the money you where going to spend on college and then invested that in powerball tickets... hehe you would probably win.

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Reply to Yahiko81

I'm with you...

BTW: I nominate you for "sig of the week"... month... I mean year.

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Amd my 'My case has so many fans that it hoovers above the ground' and 'My watercooler contains so much water that the Moon has influence upon it' inspired LHGPooBaa... my current sig is made up by PooBaa.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

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School *sigh* :frown:

Next week it starts... my last year before university, well atleast I will be ready in May after exams.

Monday: get books.
Wednesday: courses start.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

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School *sigh*

Next week it starts... my last year before university, well atleast I will be ready in May after exams.


Hey, Svol, you're a teenager? I always thought you were 20 something year old with too much time on his hands. :tongue:

Agh, I have a really crammed year this year. I'm taking all three sciences (bio, chem, physics), comp sci, cisco, calculus, and IAPS (Introduction to Anthropology, Physiology and Sociology) as well as English.

Comp Sci and Cisco are fun because I have a bit of experience with Visual Basic and I already know quite a bit about Networking and Network troubleshooting and setup.


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Yup I'm just 18... but about that too much time on his hands you're right... especially in vacations :wink: . I have to see how full my schedule is and how much free time I got.

Lets see what kind of courses I have:
Dutch
French reading
German reading
English
Geologie
Informatics (comp science or however you want to call it)
Physics 1&2 (maximum you can take)
Math B2 (maximum you can take)
Chemistry 1&2 (maximum you can take)

I had Biologic 1 last year... but couldn't choose 2 because otherwise I would follow to much courses :eek: .

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Reply to svol

Didn't u take comp sci last year? How many minutes r each of ur courses per day? Mine are 45.

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All my courses are 50 min long.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

Reply to svol

Wait, so how long is the school day for u?

What if you had admin rights to life?

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Didn't u take comp sci last year?


I take comp sci every year. It's not something you learn in one year ya know! :wink: In Grade 10, it was Turing (which is a primitive programming language for students). This year, IIRC, it's Visual Basic and Java.

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How many minutes r each of ur courses per day?


Each course is 80 min long. We follow a 4 day schedule. Day 1 and 3 and 2 and 4 have the same courses respectively, but the order is switched around. We have 5 periods a day. Lunch is either period 3 or period 4. We start at ~8:45 and finish at ~3:20.

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Well the maximum amount of courses I can get is 8 a day... such a day will be from 8.15 to 16.00. Luckely I don't have all 8 hour days in the week.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

Reply to svol

Ok, ur system works differently. I have same courses everyday, in same order. 8 courses.

What if you had admin rights to life?

Reply to flamethrower205

My school is from 8:30 to 15:00. Luckily, cause of my schedule, I can come in at 10:)

What if you had admin rights to life?

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Ahh well I thought Secondary was in Canada known. You could say Secondary 5 is the last year before College, I think it could be Grade 12?

I have 75 minute courses all the time, we have 9 day schedule cycles, and 4 classes per day.

This year is in fact fun because I take Chem/Phy and because of that and the amount of courses it chomps (10 off 36), I get less french classes and I get any person I have in one class, in all others. So this year I am with almost all my friends all the time.

My courses:
French (6 courses off 36, which is 4 times 9 days)
English, 4 courses
Math 536, advanced math, stuff like vectors and whatever, but the most is about Functions, more advanced ones, 6 courses
Chemistry, 4 classes, ya know the kaboom one!
Physics, 6 classes, again with the old man perv teacher
Economy class, 4 classes
Sports, 2 classes (wish there were more)

Well I had fun today, but for a first day, getting a research and a dictation already, eech!


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Reply to eden

hmmm. we should start writing down all these funny "my computer is..." sigs :smile:

here are a few more from my fertile mind.

My computer is so fast i get an answer before i think of the question! :eek:
My Hard drives are so fast the outer edge breaks the soundbarrier! :smile:
My casefans are so powerful they suck capacitors right off the motherboard! :eek: :mad:
The inside of my case has such a high pressure differential that the sidepannels bulge and buckle!
I have so much cold cathode lighting in my case i dont need to turn on the lights at night!
My cpu pumps out so much heat i put my coffee pot on the heatsink.
My peltier is so powerful my cpu goes supercritical!
My watercooling is so strong it sounds like Niagra Falls!
My watercooling is so strong atlantic salmon want to navigate it upstream!
My watercooling is so extensive its hooked up directly to the mains!
My surround sound is so powerful i keep cracking the window panes!
My cordless opti-mouse is so low friction a light breeze can push it off the desk!
My cordless opti-mouse is so low friction it actually hovers!
My joystick is so responsive it can pick up on my thought patterns and respond!
My cpu is so powerful it has solved world hunger and drafted a document for world peace before i can dialup to the internet!
My cpu is so powerful i can word process and play tetris! :wink:

think thats about it... i need to go lie down now lol

<b>My CPU cooler is so Massive it bends Space and Time! :eek: </b>

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Hey I have copyright on every sig starting with 'My ... is'... I'm a real trendsetter.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

Reply to svol

yep! fee free to use any of these :)

<b>My CPU cooler is so Massive it bends Space and Time! :eek: </b>

Reply to lhgpoobaa

May as well jump on the bandwagon........

:eek: My helmet is so large it has its own gravity field :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Yep.

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Reply to Jake75
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LOL... you really got a weird sig now.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

Reply to svol

Well there's an element of truth in it......My glistening purple helmet seems to attract all sorts of things, such as flies, dogs, health officials, etc.......so I'm assuming that all this is caused by a strong gravitational field......

:eek: My helmet is so large it has its own gravity field :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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LOL... your helmet is a black hole or a neutron star... ROFLOL.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

Reply to svol

I just wish it could attract more open female mouths......or an I being too rude now?......

:eek: My helmet is so large it has its own gravity field :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Dude! talk about LARRRGE helmet if it has it´s own gravity field...
Any "moons" orbiting it?


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Reply to Jake75

The only 'moon' orbiting it at the moment is the naked bottom of the 95 year old man I'm about to penetrate....but sometimes I get the occassional weather satellite spinning around it....

:eek: My helmet is so large it has its own gravity field :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Only satellites?
No MIR´s yet?


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Reply to Jake75

I'm sorry, that's a secret.

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Reply to WingDing
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You can´t keep it a secret forever, eventually it will pop out from your foreskin and then you will have governments chasing you.

The question you must ask yourself is : Is it worth having a MIR station hidden under my foreskin?



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Reply to Jake75

I was wondering why those Chinese secret agents had been hanging around......hmmmmmm......

....having a MIR under your foreskin is always a good idea and has been proven to result in long life and happiness, just like smoking........but cleaning all the knob-cheese off of it is a real drag......

:eek: My helmet is so large it has its own gravity field :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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LOL... na... there aren't any females left at this forum.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

Reply to svol

Actually there is a radar station on the top of my helmet....you're welcome to visit it if you want.....

:eek: My helmet is so large it has its own gravity field :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Cool, I wonder if I can impress some girls by putting an Aircraft carrier under my foreskin?

I mean, they like cars and such stuff, so it should work...the bigger the better sort of.

<font color=green>My mymy is so my so it´s my</font color=green>

Reply to Jake75
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ROFL... you two are totally crazy.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

Reply to svol

Well they're bound to be impressed by that...especially if you 'fire' at them....

:eek: My helmet is so large it has its own gravity field :eek:

Reply to WingDing
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Wonderful, I will start my "foreskin stretch program" immediately.
I will aim at making my foreskin one centimetre longer per day, that makes 365 centimetres per year and an aircraft carrier is usually around 300 metres long so that means I have to do this for approximately 82 years...but I think it´s worth it. (even if I don´t succeed to cram a carrier under my foreskin I will surely secure a place in guiness world record book)


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Reply to Jake75

Good luck. Applying moisurising cream to your foreskin will make it more supple and it will be easier to stretch.

Also, can you afford a 300-metre aircraft carrier? And what happens when you need a warm wee-wee?....

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Reply to WingDing
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Yep, I think so...I will save around $200 each month and after 82 years that will be around $2 million.
I´m pretty sure former CCCP have some old rusty carriers that they will sell to me.

The heat is not an issue as most carriers are nuclear driven and there are lots of radiators that will make the carrier warm and cozy.


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