Cold Cathode!

Rice computer?
will you be attaching a big wing spoiler too?

<b>My CPU cooler is so Massive it bends Space and Time! </b>

I think that to him it's a phallic symbol.

I fart in the face of normality

You took your pills this morning?

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

what about the birth control ones? remember... if you dont take those when you are supposed to, you will not be a happy being...not at all...

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My computer is so fast it proves the theory of relativity wrong...

......I had some Viagra with my cornflakes this morning....mmmmm.....crunchy....

I fart in the face of normality

mmmmm big pills, do I have to shove them up my ass too?

Life (n). A sexually transmitted disease which afflicts some people more severly than others.

Be ready to make a cut out in your case for the switch mount. I used velcro & epoxy glue to mount the converter in the case (neatly hidden from view) Yeah you will enjoy the pretty cool colors through the acrylic window in you case. I also, mod my case to the limit. I'm sure you will love it!

<font color=purple><b>Listen twice as much as you Speak. Better yet, Think twice. </font color=purple></b>

No... just try to swallow them.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

everything has its own gravity field, hell I bet even your dick has one roflmao!

Life (n). A sexually transmitted disease which afflicts some people more severly than others.

Perhaps this might be interesting, do a search on Drew Carey's Big Dick jokes, perfect for a 7 minutes hilarious moment of learning!

Samples include: My dick is so big, you're standing on it
My dick is so big I can ski down it...

Plenty of really funny ones!

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When buying an AthlonXP, please make sure the bus is at 133MHZ, or you will get a lower speed!

ROFLOL... keep that one in mind for your next sig.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

ROFLOL... you should also go post outside The Other to see how other people react at your sig.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

hahahaha
winding is constantly excelling above his previous worst!

and what file is this???

<b>My CPU cooler is so Massive it bends Space and Time! </b>

LOL... your new sig is funny too.

And what happens if you cum? Does it bent time and traffels faster then light?

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

Yeah, I thought something was his worst, but then he strikes back, truly refreshing!

I dunno the exact name but do a search on google for Drew Carey Big Dick jokes, dunno, you might find it.

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When buying an AthlonXP, please make sure the bus is at 133MHZ, or you will get a lower speed!

You where searching for this: <A HREF="http://thehumoreffect.com/carey.html" target="_new">http://thehumoreffect.com/carey.html</A>?
Anyway it doesn't matter where they're from... as long as they're good.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

I got 18 ways to irritate people.

BTW did you listen to that MS-DOS 6.3 start sound already?

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

Just give it a try... the sounds is very cool.

Well I had to translate the 18 ways from Dutch to English but here you go:
1. Wisstle the A-team tune the whole day.
2. Leave the copy machine behind set on reduce 150%, dark, A3 format paper and 99 copies.
3. Write in the 'about:' section of all your cheques 'for sensual massage'.
4. Mention multiple times in the McDonalds Drive-In that you want to take your order with you.
5. Insist that your windscreen wipper is always on to keep it in shape.
6. Reply to everything someone says with 'That is what you think'.
7. Practice in creating fax and modem sounds.
8. Highlight complete irrelevant information in scientific publications and send them to your colleagues or your boss.
9. End all your sentences with the words 'like has been predicted'.
10. Make clear that a conversation is ended by putting your hands on your ears and sigh deeply.
11. Configure your TV so that persons look green and tell other people that you like it best this way.
12. Repeat the following conversation about 10 times:
'Did you hear that?'
-'What?'
'Doesn't matter it is away'
13. Hop as much as possible instead of walking.
14. Ask people what their gender is again.
15. Regulary shake while giving presentations your head from front to back as if you are a stupid dove.
16. Go sit in your front garden and point a hairdryer on passing trucks to see if they slow down.
17. Sing along when watching an opera.
18. Ask your colleagues mistical questions and scribble them down into a notebook, mumble something like 'psychologic profile sketch'.

And last but not least: tell everybody you meat this list.

Hope you could understand this translated list.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it .

ohhh I got some but I am afraid they are very much like yours lol

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


Life (n). A sexually transmitted disease which afflicts some people more severly than others.