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mousepotato   09-22-2002 at 08:19:21 AM

Technology is getting better. Check out these new features that you will be seeing in the near future:

<A HREF="http://rita.thegourmet.com/computers.html" target="_new">click</A>

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dhlucke   09-22-2002 at 08:36:33 AM
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It's about time!

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zpyrd   09-22-2002 at 09:19:13 AM
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I want mine to have a big set of Hooters.
And it moans softly like a masturbating woman when I press keys on the keyboard or move the mouse.


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Jake75   09-22-2002 at 10:29:58 AM
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*lol*

I want a "[-peep-] it" button.

Good laugh, thanks for link.


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svol   09-22-2002 at 01:00:42 PM
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LOL... finally they make computers more user friendly.
I like that auto-crash function.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

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icy_oblivion   09-22-2002 at 05:29:17 PM
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That Microsoft keyboard is truely beautiful if you are running anything earlier than Win 2000 and Win XP.

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mousepotato   09-22-2002 at 05:37:15 PM
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Yeah, those are the only three keys you ever have a chance to use.

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svol   09-22-2002 at 08:03:16 PM
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Well they did forget the 'Any' key.

My peltier is so powerful I get Bose-Einstein Condensate beneath it :eek: .

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zpyrd   09-22-2002 at 08:50:54 PM
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I love the Any Key.
It has a special click.


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silverpig   09-23-2002 at 02:37:28 AM
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The dog, the paper clip, and the suicide note one were hilarious.

If my baby don't love me, I know, I know, her sister will.

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Jake75   09-23-2002 at 08:19:31 AM
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I liked that one with the "Office assistant"...
I am working with Access from time to time and I know how annoying that little bastard can be, so..."Leave me the [-peep-] alone" is pretty much what springs to
my mind when it pops up.

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svol   09-23-2002 at 09:05:20 PM
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You do know you can disable it, don't you?

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WingDing   09-24-2002 at 03:17:16 PM
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I popped my huge stinking member out once when my Office Assistant kept annoying me.......it hasn't appeared since....

:eek: Wingding - political correctness in reverse :eek:

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Yahiko81   09-24-2002 at 04:53:51 PM
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The reason he hasn't come back is because he's still on the floor laughing at what you think is big. :wink:

<b>Agent <font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:

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WingDing   09-24-2002 at 04:57:36 PM
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Hey watch it.....I'm quite proud of my 3cm love bayonet.....

:eek: Wingding - political correctness in reverse :eek:

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Yahiko81   09-24-2002 at 05:52:08 PM
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3cm that's impossible!!!


No one is that big! :wink:

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WingDing   09-24-2002 at 05:55:29 PM
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Not even your lizard?

:eek: Wingding - political correctness in reverse :eek:

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Yahiko81   09-24-2002 at 06:46:12 PM
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I was talking about humans. We all know <b><font color=green>lizards</b></font color=green> are superior beings.

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WingDing   09-24-2002 at 07:01:52 PM
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Sorry, I forgot.

I bow before the might of the well-hung lizard.

:eek: Wingding - political correctness in reverse :eek:

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svol   09-24-2002 at 08:23:07 PM
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LOL... it deserves it.

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