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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 03:00:40 AM

I tire of current slang. Of w00t, pr0n and 733tness. I want to bring back some old eligant language. Verily, my desires Harken back to the days of Yore, where Artful language Oft induced Titters of Merryment.

So please pray Bestow on your humble servant such Tidings that you're knowledge posses. And Emboden this thread with Whit.

Some words i know of as yet:
Verily
Artful
Twain
Fallow
Sneer
Thane
Bestow
Oft
Strumpet
Woe
Harken
Whit
Emboden
Tidings
Titter
Yore
Merryment
Scumble



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Flamethrower205   09-30-2002 at 03:03:40 AM
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Dat schizm ain't very l337xxors man! WTF is up wid u??

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icy_oblivion   09-30-2002 at 03:26:17 AM
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One thing to say, "That's whacked"

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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 03:42:18 AM
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You, my dear sir, have all the mannerisms of a boar!
So hasten back to your abode in the cesspit from whence you came and sully not this most officious thread.

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Scotty35   09-30-2002 at 04:04:37 AM
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Readeth ye olde testementeth, tho willeth findeth ye olde words yonder.

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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 04:07:56 AM
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indeed.
This personage is most indebteded to thine wisdom.

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zpyrd   09-30-2002 at 04:12:20 AM
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I call assholes 'poots'.
The first group of assholes that earned the name 'poot' were the riceboys who weave in traffic, drive to fast, cut curtious drivers off then flip them the bird for driving to slow from their little shitbox civics with cut down stock springs and 10" diameter exhaust pipe with fake performance badges.
Just writing this post makes me made enough to hunt and stock down one these punks and beat the [-peep-] out of them.
If I ruled the world these dumb asses would be castrated so they are removed from the gene pool.


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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 04:26:16 AM
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most jocular.
i believe 'poot' is ye olde english word, or derivation suchlike, And hast been mostoft utilised as an exclimation, oft including dismay.
Mayhaps i will unearth its origins sometime.
Searching artful internet links can divulge a torrent of curiosities regarding language.

Example:
J.R.R. Tolken was an english proffessor and worked as staff upon the oxford dictionary.
such - swilcum
rightly - rihtlice
asked - axode
The use of PRE and sentences similarly structured are modern inventions.
Many a old sentence went: "then said he" or "from which they came" or "because they angels beauty have"


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Flamethrower205   09-30-2002 at 04:32:30 AM
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Man, you is whack! Dis be da c0mputa age, ! some ye ol' englich joint. Aight!

(Note: in C++, ! means not)

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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 04:34:16 AM
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eureka
Labeling a personage a "poot" or an [-peep-] is justified well.
poot apparently means to 'cut the cheese'
as in 'poot when you doot'. 'doot' meaning to deficate or dump.

Interestingly, 'poot' also appears in dutch slang, thus our esteemed collegue svol may recognise our utterings.
'poot' - a male homosexual, with a female being a 'pot'. origin unknown.


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Flamethrower205   09-30-2002 at 04:35:50 AM
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I talk in binary from now on.

0110100001100001001000010010000001100010011001010111010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110001101100001011011100010011101110100001000000111010101101110011001000110010101110010011100110111010001100001011011100110010000100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001110111011010010111010001101000001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011001010110111001100111011011000110100101110011011010000010000100100000011011010111011101100001011010000110000101101000011000010110100001100001011010000110100001100001011010000110000100100001

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zpyrd   09-30-2002 at 04:39:23 AM
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It is interesting you have found various meanings for the word 'poot' considering the only time I have seen it used in the literal sense was as a person's surname.

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pike   09-30-2002 at 04:43:26 AM
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I think she's got a hold of more than just that thing between ya legs thar mattie!

Be watchfull man! You starting to float!

At teh very least , tie a string to ya big toe...:))))))))))))))))))))))))) oh! and die other end to the bed post...watch out for da pigeons

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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 04:56:55 AM
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thou wouldst be suprised to know the number of words with very deep and historical meanings. even words that for all appearances seem new.
Hast I observed the usage of 'poot' from time to time in sci-fi/medieval novels.
Thou should try it for yourself. Type a select word of your choosing into google search and see what is bestowed upon thy screen.

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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 05:08:33 AM
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Be there no external influences on my sanity monseur pike. all these ramblings forthwith are products of my own cerebral musings. different desire to be. wordplay is stimulating.

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pike   09-30-2002 at 05:26:04 AM
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Quote :

wordplay is stimulating.


More so then foreplay?

:)

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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 05:34:50 AM
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most droll.
Wordplay keeps me stimulated at work.
Foreplay is stimulation for when im not at work.
A veritable sidesplitter.

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pike   09-30-2002 at 05:47:14 AM
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Na, I don't dare try da split, least my nuts get cracked!

:eek: ouch!

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lhgpoobaa   09-30-2002 at 06:41:42 AM
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Dear Pikey. Your eloquent verbage is allways a boon to thy ears. I feel honoured to be your THGC geferan.

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svol   09-30-2002 at 06:18:24 PM
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You're absoletely right noble sir.
poot=homosexual and pot=lesbian.

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svol   09-30-2002 at 06:21:33 PM
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You read to many old novels LHGPooBaa?

I also can start combining Dutch, German and English if you want, like this:
Gij bist a volhit gekko.

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lhgpoobaa   10-01-2002 at 01:33:24 AM
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Rarely a novel my kind sir, just a curiosity of the old ways.

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Flamethrower205   10-01-2002 at 01:43:22 AM
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hmm, then pot please :smile:

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zpyrd   10-01-2002 at 05:25:28 AM
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Is this true?
I have been calling assholes 'poots' for three years.
But I was actually calling them fags in Dutch.
LOL
That's priceless!!!

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lhgpoobaa   10-01-2002 at 07:47:15 AM
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Correction: Cheeze cutting Fags.
:lol:

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zpyrd   10-01-2002 at 08:02:02 AM
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Even better!


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lhgpoobaa   10-01-2002 at 08:16:22 AM
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Or for variety you could endevour to address them as 'Poot Strumpets'


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zpyrd   10-01-2002 at 08:33:35 AM
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I think I'm going to sex the assholes now.
^sounds dirty^
Guy assholes to be called 'poots'
Girl assholes to be called 'pots'


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WingDing   10-01-2002 at 10:20:58 AM
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I'm a little bit of both.

:eek: Wingding - political correctness in reverse :eek:

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svol   10-01-2002 at 06:08:36 PM
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What is that with Dutch and cheese... I don't even like cheese. Stupid prejudiceces (sp?).

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svol   10-01-2002 at 06:10:23 PM
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Yes, this is completely true.

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svol   10-01-2002 at 06:13:22 PM
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Whereyoutalkingabout?

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zpyrd   10-01-2002 at 11:31:56 PM
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And to think I made up the word poot all by myself and it has such a great meaning in another language.
What are the odds?


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lhgpoobaa   10-02-2002 at 01:38:29 AM
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worry not my dear svollie.
we still appreciate you :smile:
Maybe its because one of the evil badguys in the latest austin powers movie is dutch?

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svol   10-02-2002 at 02:44:04 PM
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Not high... especially for such a meaning.
But there are a lot of words that have diffirent meanings in other languages.
You got some other invented words?

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