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Jake75   09-30-2002 at 06:04:32 PM

I farted *giggle*


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girlnamedlou   09-30-2002 at 06:12:30 PM
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maybe THAT'S why that non-tetris playing girlfriend left you?

oppulent flatulence?

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Jake75   09-30-2002 at 06:19:18 PM
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Pfah!, she was the master farter.

...chicks nowadays *sigh*

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zpyrd   09-30-2002 at 11:58:18 PM
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Was there a little extra output with the fart?


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Flamethrower205   10-01-2002 at 12:59:55 AM
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Oh no, you have joined wingding!!! aaaah!

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lhgpoobaa   10-01-2002 at 01:30:57 AM
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You doth emit noxious vapours!

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eden   10-01-2002 at 04:38:34 AM
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You remind me of my friend.....*sheds a tear*

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zpyrd   10-01-2002 at 06:52:12 AM
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Where's Hammie?


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WingDing   10-01-2002 at 10:36:56 AM
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Are you implying that the 'extra output' was a furry rodent?

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lhgpoobaa   10-01-2002 at 10:48:38 AM
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Im sure my good friend Hammie will appreciate that comment.
Wonder where the lovable critter is?

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WingDing   10-01-2002 at 10:51:02 AM
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He's stuck in a crease in my colon.

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svol   10-01-2002 at 07:07:06 PM
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Here we go again... Jake and his fart posts.

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Yahiko81   10-01-2002 at 07:22:47 PM
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my gf farts, i fart we all fart.

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svol   10-01-2002 at 07:26:27 PM
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Yeah, so why start a thread about it.

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buddry   10-01-2002 at 08:09:36 PM
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I thought they fluffed.

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zpyrd   10-02-2002 at 12:16:10 AM
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And they sure do stink.
My wife farts and smells like sour spoiled milk.
Why can't their farts smell like a pile of [-peep-]?
My farts smell like [-peep-] and I like to smell them.


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Jake75   10-02-2002 at 08:35:06 AM
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Quote :

Yeah, so why start a thread about it.


I am obsessed with farts.

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WingDing   10-02-2002 at 10:06:55 AM
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You sound like a clean living, healthy individual.

Is there anything in your diet that gets your gas moving or that enhances its deadly fragrance?

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Jake75   10-02-2002 at 10:29:36 AM
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I dunno really...when I were in the army I was like THE farter, half of the platoon were cramped up in a tight vehicle with me releasing fart after fart, and I can tell you even I got a headache of the smell (it´s a miracle they didn´t lynch me).

I think it has something to do with the fact that I now eat regulary, I eat at lunch and when I get home, it was the same when I did my military service.
When I was unemployed and sucked on the governments udder (thanks Svol) I ate whenever I felt hungry and I didn´t have any vicious farts...
Pfah!, and they say eating at regular times is healthy...

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WingDing   10-02-2002 at 11:37:58 AM
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I'm the same.....I was astudent for many years and I ate and slept irregularly.....now I work and eat regular meals, and my ass has been officially classified as a bioweapon.....

.....my favourite is when I fart in the shower, the acoustics make it almost deafening sometimes, especially if I put my ass against the showers tiles.....

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svol   10-02-2002 at 02:36:56 PM
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So to sum up your farts do this:
1. Very bad smell
2. Posionous gas
3. Deafening sound
... any more?

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Jake75   10-02-2002 at 02:47:20 PM
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Just to give you a hint of the power my farts contain let me say this:

I sat infront of my computer and fired away a real stinker, my mate started to moan
and told me he felt like suffering from migraine (correct word? bad headache)
and just outside my window a dog started to bark wildly...
It was hilarious, we laughed like mad...

Btw, I wish I had a fart scanner that could translate the smell into pictures...

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WingDing   10-02-2002 at 03:03:32 PM
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That's exactly what the Internet needs - the ability to transmit farts across cyberspace.

Also, I wish I could make my lumpy member poke out of other people's computer monitors. Imagine the joy I could spread across the world.


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svol   10-02-2002 at 03:46:54 PM
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I saw some joke about a '[-peep-] you [-peep-] me' device... very funny.

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Yahiko81   10-03-2002 at 06:15:37 PM
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Have a sausage egg and cheese biscut and a burrito. It'll run a number on you.

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