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Flamethrower205   10-21-2002 at 04:36:39 AM

Hmm, wondering if those computer air duster things have any side effects to using em, especially in enclosed areas. I know they can be used as inhalants and do some freakky stuff, but what about when u turn it upside down to get the cold spray and spray things with it? That do anything? Is the solid created bad for u then (the whitish powder).

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jihiggs   10-21-2002 at 05:21:39 AM
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i do it all the time at work, no mutations thus far.

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lhgpoobaa   10-21-2002 at 06:41:10 AM
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I just suggest you do it in a ventilated room, and make sure u arnt gettin too mcuh white buildup.
And if you see pink elephants, its probably best to go outside for some fresh air.

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WingDing   10-21-2002 at 10:39:52 AM
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There's loads of white stuff all over my room. But it didn't come out of a can.

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AMD_Man   10-21-2002 at 01:52:27 PM
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Hmm, wondering if those computer air duster things have any side effects to using em, especially in enclosed areas. I know they can be used as inhalants and do some freakky stuff, but what about when u turn it upside down to get the cold spray and spray things with it? That do anything? Is the solid created bad for u then (the whitish powder).


I'm very allergic to dust (or so says my doctor), so my parents tell me to open practically all the windows in the house before using the compressed air can.

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lhgpoobaa   10-21-2002 at 02:36:23 PM
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Dandruff right? :lol:

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WingDing   10-21-2002 at 02:52:24 PM
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I'm not sure it's technically classifiable as dandruff, but it does fall into the category of dead skin.

The rest is probably best described as dehydrated ejaculate.

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AMD_Man   10-21-2002 at 03:52:25 PM
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Eww, dandruff! However, I do believe Wingding was referring to cum, lol.

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WingDing   10-21-2002 at 04:07:39 PM
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It's mainly cum. In various stages of dehydration.

It is worth noting however that some of the white stuff might also consist of pus, as yesterday I popped a particularly large pustule, which emitted a foul smelling, offensive white discharge. This made me laugh and I spilled some vanilla yoghurt, adding to the general white mess in my room.

The easiest way to determine between the various spillages is to taste them. They're all good.

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svol   10-21-2002 at 07:03:12 PM
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Well what is inside the can?

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svol   10-21-2002 at 07:04:01 PM
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Was dandruff?

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WingDing   10-21-2002 at 07:06:45 PM
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You know, the white flakes of dead skin in your hair.

I have dandruff. But the dead skin is not mine.

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svol   10-21-2002 at 07:36:49 PM
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Yuck, those ones... I know someone who has serious dandruff problems, but he claims special shampoo doesn't work for him.

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WingDing   10-21-2002 at 07:46:37 PM
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Chop his head off. Then he'll stop complaining.

Also, you can use his exposed throat as a new form of oriface, and can enjoy a solid humping, lubricated by his congealing blood.

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svol   10-21-2002 at 07:50:50 PM
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Well he doesn't complain... it is me and my classmates who complain, it is just gross.

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WingDing   10-21-2002 at 08:16:21 PM
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Well, chop his head off anyway. Then you won't have to look at him, and you will still be able to hump the bloody stump of his throat. Everyone's happy.

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svol   10-21-2002 at 08:27:24 PM
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^
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:eek:

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AMD_Man   10-21-2002 at 11:06:48 PM
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Dandruff sucks and it is true Head and Shoulders and all those other "anti-dandruff" Shampoos don't really work. You know doctors aren't even 100% certain what dandruff is caused by. Is it caused by a virus or fungus or is it simply dried skin on the scalp that dries out and peals off?

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icy_oblivion   10-21-2002 at 11:39:32 PM
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I used to have dandruff really badly; I could create a blizzard any time I wanted! :)

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lhgpoobaa   10-22-2002 at 04:10:10 AM
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Yet another completely sidetracked thread. We got something of a record going here!

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Flamethrower205   10-22-2002 at 04:51:27 AM
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lol. I say we bring the pirate naming thing here too.

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svol   10-22-2002 at 12:09:48 PM
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9 of the 10 threads get sidetracked within 2 days... this is a new Guiness Book or Records record.

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WingDing   10-22-2002 at 12:14:34 PM
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It's my fault...I'm sorry :frown:

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svol   10-22-2002 at 12:26:51 PM
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No problem, it's fun.

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WingDing   10-22-2002 at 12:31:45 PM
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Some day I will excape to the freedom of my own web site....but until then I will stay and make everyone feel ill.

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Jake75   10-22-2002 at 12:35:34 PM
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Thanks, that´s reasuring...

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WingDing   10-22-2002 at 12:42:03 PM
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And I will always try to find out your address so I can visit you and do terrible things to your bottom.

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Jake75   10-22-2002 at 12:50:05 PM
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Nocando.
I don´t have an ass anymore as I got a "relevation" a couple of days ago and
decided to get rid of it once and for all.
I simply don´t see any advantages of having an ass anymore, it´s just a fleshy
thing strapped on your back IMHO.
I payed a russian doctor an obscene amount of money for an "ass 2 pee" operation
which means that they 'rewire' the 'ass channel" so it intersects with the "pee channel".

It feels nice.

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WingDing   10-22-2002 at 12:55:55 PM
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Now this is important. What did the doctor do with the discarded flesh?

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HammerBot   10-22-2002 at 12:57:18 PM
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Fed it to the dog.

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WingDing   10-22-2002 at 01:08:13 PM
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I hope not. That would be a waste.

Mind you, the ass operation is not a bad idea. Although losing an oriface is a real shame.

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Jake75   10-22-2002 at 01:12:00 PM
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I have it at home in my freezer, I have not figured out what to do with it yet.

I must come up with something that generates money as I paid so much to the
russian doctor and really need the money.

I am thinking of having some sort of exibition of sorts...where people can
come (after paying that is) and admire my former ass and if they pay extra I even let them touch it and feel blessed.


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svol   10-22-2002 at 01:12:14 PM
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ROFLOL... I wonder if the girls like that... and isn't that a little difficult with sh¡tting?

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WingDing   10-22-2002 at 01:23:01 PM
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Does it have any interesting features, like fibrous tumours or perhaps a lice infestation?

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Jake75   10-22-2002 at 01:31:50 PM
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The girls love it, trust me.

As for the shitting part, no problem at all...it is very convienient as I don´t have to sit
down if I need to go to the toilet.
I just bring forth little willy and release a brown shower.
Ofcourse, problems might occur if I eat something that is hard to digest, then
I have to 'squeeze' a little extra and it may feel like you are giving birth.
But that´s just of minor importance...

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svol   10-22-2002 at 01:43:34 PM
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ROFLOL... so disgusting.

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Jake75   10-22-2002 at 01:48:07 PM
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No sorry...it was a very healthy ass.

I am thinking of using it as a 'fart emulator' though, hows that for a feature?

1/Just align your head at the back of the ass and gently place your lips so it covers
the hole of the bottom.

2/Take a deep breath and take a steady hold of both 'bottom halves' of the ass with
your hands.

3/Release the air from your lungs in a steady pace while you either 'squeeze'
the bottomhalves together or forcefully stretch them outwards.

In doing this you can form all sorts of farting sounds, everything from the' not-so-impressive-fluffy'
farts to awinspiring high pitched 'Stuka bombers'...you name it.

If you have friends who fancy farting as well, get some more butts and then you
can start your own buttpipe orchestra to compete with those silly Scotmen.

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WingDing   10-22-2002 at 01:57:10 PM
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Now that's a damned fine idea. We could all practice our bottom burps without having to wait for gas to become available.

You are truly a genious.

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