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zpyrd   10-29-2002 at 08:25:39 PM

I have made over 5K useless posts in less than two years.


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svol   10-29-2002 at 09:06:39 PM
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Keep on the posting... you know I'm ahead of you (almost at 8400 posts).

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Yahiko81   10-29-2002 at 09:31:15 PM
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800 more and you'll get your new title.

What good fortune for those in power that people
do not think. - <b>Adolf Hitler</b>

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svol   10-29-2002 at 09:44:51 PM
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Yup... although I doubt that I like to be the Forum Gigolo... unless the ladies hire me, ofcourse.

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zpyrd   10-29-2002 at 09:48:49 PM
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Maybe Fredi will make a special consideration and change Forum Gigolo to Forum Granny for you.


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Yahiko81   10-29-2002 at 09:54:54 PM
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:lol: <b>ROFL</b> :lol:

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do not think. - <b>Adolf Hitler</b>

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eden   10-30-2002 at 04:49:15 AM
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Yeah, I mean svol a gigolo, man that's gonna be weird, and you can just imagine wingding, he'll fill svol's list entirely for the next 10 years!

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WingDing   10-30-2002 at 10:40:57 AM
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Svol seriously needs to get laid before he reached Forum Gigolo. Otherwise he'll be Granny Gigolo.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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svol   10-30-2002 at 04:01:16 PM
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Then we better act quick... before I reach my title one of the comming weeks. Now any plans?

My CPU runs so hot the arctic silver undergoes nuclear fusion :eek: .

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zpyrd   10-31-2002 at 07:10:45 AM
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Prostitutes are a quick way to get laid.
Little expensive and you might have to get a penicillan shot afterwords. :lol:


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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 10:04:56 AM
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I think Svol would see that as an undignified solution to this issue. He wants a woman on his own merits, not because he paid for it. Am I wrong Svol?

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 03:30:26 PM
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Yeah...don't you live in the land of "free" sex...so to speak? I hear they've got fabulously kinky places to "unwind" there...

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 03:37:14 PM
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Yes, it comes in all different flavours in Holland. I wish I lived there. And you can even smoke a joint and not worry about the cops busting you.

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 03:43:12 PM
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I know, I know.
Now that my hubby's law enforcement...I've practically given up any hope of doing that ever again. I <i>do</i> have a very good friend in the Netherlands...but she doesn't do any of THAT stuff...so...*sigh*

Maybe <i>someday</i> it'll be legal in the US.


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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 03:47:40 PM
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I'll repeat again what my father always says.....'it's only a crime if you're caught'......

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 03:51:33 PM
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I know Ding. But, I have this stupid <i>conscience</i> thing that prevents me from even <i>trying</i>. I mean...I'd be devastated if something I did affected his career.

So...it's either a trip to Holland or legalization in the states or a divorce.

It's not looking good.

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 04:12:02 PM
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Poor Lou. If you're ever in Holland, I'll buy you some space cake (made with marijuana).

Mind you, your husband's night stick does compensate somewhat....

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 04:19:29 PM
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Yes...and it's collapsible for easy travelling!

He's also got cuffs...which are fun...and of course, all that training means he can focus on those lovely pressure points and I twitch for hours!

LOL

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 04:26:22 PM
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I did those pressure points too, I did martial arts for 12 years, although I gave up some time ago. They can be fun.

I took a massage class instead and I do a hell of a foot massage now.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 04:30:33 PM
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Okay...that's it.
You simply MUST stop telling me about yourself. Foot massage???

Does your wife realize her fortune? :smile:

<font color=red>"Monkey chow?"....."Well for the monkeys of course!!!!!!"</font color=red>

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 04:33:49 PM
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I think it's the other way around. My wife is stunningly beautiful - really tall, dark hair, stunning figure, PhD in Microbiology. And the kindest heart I've ever known. And a great mum to our two little girls.



:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 04:36:59 PM
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Very nice...I'm so glad you appreciate her. I'm sure she feels the same...how could she not, right?

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 04:44:47 PM
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Well sometimes I have to bitch-slap her to remind her who's boss :lol:

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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buddry   10-31-2002 at 04:46:33 PM
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LOL, we all know who the REAL boss is.

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 04:48:23 PM
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There you go. I know what you mean....I have to do the same to my hubby when he gets out of line.

He shaves his head...so he's got this lovely, inviting dome that's just <i>waiting</i> to be smacked. It's his own fault, really.



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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 04:58:11 PM
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Sounds kinda like my buttocks.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2002 at 04:59:58 PM
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You shave your butt?

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 05:03:59 PM
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No, that'd just tear open all the boils and hairy tumours on it.

I shave my knob though.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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HammerBot   10-31-2002 at 06:06:39 PM
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And what about your helmet? Or was that what you were referring to?

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 06:08:28 PM
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The growth on my helmet is better described as bristles than hair. I think it's caused by a fungal infection. Maybe I should stop shagging cadavers.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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dhlucke   10-31-2002 at 06:12:36 PM
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That was a horrible vision. I'm going to go gouge my eyes out.

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WingDing   10-31-2002 at 06:26:30 PM
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That won't help. The vision is in your mind.

However, you should gouge your eyes out anyway. And you can mail them to Scamtron at the address below:

World's #1 Wanker
Tosser Boulevard
Shithead Street
Arsehole
United States of Moron

Thank you. You are a gentleman.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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svol   10-31-2002 at 08:25:12 PM
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Your completely right... I want a real girlfriend... not a hooker.

My CPU runs so hot the arctic silver undergoes nuclear fusion :eek: .

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svol   10-31-2002 at 08:33:55 PM
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So? In America you can buy guns everywhere and shoot many people before you get caught... should I do that too if I lived there?

My CPU runs so hot the arctic silver undergoes nuclear fusion :eek: .

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WingDing   11-01-2002 at 10:12:51 AM
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Yes. It's a lot different. I'm sure that you will meet a nice girl.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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zpyrd   11-01-2002 at 06:04:31 PM
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He needs a dirty girl to get the business done.
Nice girls are for marriage.

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WingDing   11-01-2002 at 06:20:40 PM
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I agree. But I think that he will meet a nice girl. I'm not sure if Svol would like a really filthy cow grabbing his willy.

:eek: Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice :eek:

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zpyrd   11-01-2002 at 07:43:08 PM
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I was happy when any cow started yanking on my willy when I was younger.


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WingDing   11-01-2002 at 07:53:05 PM
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I know the feeling. Even the idea of it was enough to squirt as high as the ceiling.

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zpyrd   11-02-2002 at 12:34:16 AM
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I remember those days.

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svol   11-03-2002 at 09:58:30 PM
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Depends on what you call dirty I wouldn't mind it.

My CPU runs so hot the arctic silver undergoes nuclear fusion :eek: .

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