The Dead Weekend Thread

Yeh, it has been a little quiet this weekend. I spent the weekend with PooBaa and when I got home I thought I'd have missed heaps on THGC. At least I didn't miss out on too much while I wasn't home


<font color=purple><i>If you can DREAM it,
you can DO it.
<b>Walt Disney </i></font color=purple></b>

Why? I had a great weekend. Would have been well worth missing out on stuff here. He knows that!

<font color=purple><i>If you can DREAM it,
you can DO it.
<b>Walt Disney </i></font color=purple></b>

Yes. The weekend was good.
Though the damn place im buyin stuff from has to put a dampner on things by not letting me login
All i wanna do is spend moolah at their site!

<b>Is that a Sidetracked Thread I see before me? - <i>William Shakespeare, Macbeth</i></b>
Officially Certified <font color=green>Hooter Inspector.</font color=green>

somethin to brigten up all yoz days

Bored at work ????
I DARE YOU !!!!!!
BORED IN THE OFFICE...?
Keep a running total and see how many points you can score by the end of
the day and see who wins - there are points for every dare completed:
***ONE-POINT GAGS***
Ignore the first five people who say 'Good morning' to you.
Phone someone in the office who you barely know, leave your name and say
"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
Run one lap around the office at top speed.
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'
must be in the bathroom at the time).
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and
grimace.
When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily
"Mmmmmmmmm, that feels sooooooo good?"
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say "Sorry, I
really prefer it this way".
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
***THREE POINT GAGS***
Say to your boss "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled
fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I
don't want to have to repeat it"
Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle Shout
random numbers while someone is counting.
***FIVE POINT GAGS***
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing
irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number
two"
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in,
"the reports on your desk, mon" Keep this up for one hour. While an office
mate is out, move their chair into the elevator. In a meeting or crowded
situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all
of you just shut up?"
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness;
I'll never go hungry again".
Draw a face on your closed fist and make it 'talk to you' when ever some
one passes your desk, about how they smell bad.
In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear
that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about
it".
Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for
four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
important conference call.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
Rollerblade around the floor throwing sweets.
Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and
act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
***HOW TO LOSE YOUR JOB - BONUS POINTS***
Tell your boss the reason you were late was because you fancied a shag
before work.
Stumble back from lunch, two hours late, pissed as a fart chanting 'The
Venga bus is coming......"
Fart out last night's vindaloo during an appraisal and turn round to sniff
the seat.
Photocopy your tits/arse and pin them on the notice board.
Ask the chief executive for some Rizlas.
Grow a cannabis plant on your desk.
Tell the boss you'll "Send the boys round" - if they don't authorise your
pay rise.
Admit you traded in your company car for a two week shag-fest in Ibiza.
Set up your own S&M dungeon in the stationery cupboard.
Bring a sleeping bag to work for those little afternoon naps!
Pawn your computer because you're skint till pay day.
Ask the boss's wife "Have you noticed that one of your husband's balls
hangs lower than the other".
Call the boss to your desk, call him "Sonny" and tell him his work isn't up
to scratch.
Start a one-man/woman Mexican wave every time someone leaves their desk.


<b>Is that a Sidetracked Thread I see before me? - <i>William Shakespeare, Macbeth</i></b>
Officially Certified <font color=green>Hooter Inspector.</font color=green>

ROFLOL... so funny.

My CPU runs so hot the arctic silver undergoes nuclear fusion .

I do that stuff at work all the time. hehe. My favorite is when one of the ladies that works on help desk ask me to explain something. I'll literally say "wah wahh wahh whah wahhh whahh wahh" (just like the teacher in charlie brown.) and she used to say why do you do that? I told her that's all she'd hear if I'd explain it anyways and this is just more fun for me.

"I can't promise perfection but I'll give it a fair shot and hope that it doesn't take away from the sponteneity and good humour of the forum, which I really enjoy." - <b>WingDing</b>