funny/stupid things we done

here is one of mine...

i go in the store with $1 and grab a pepsi. i go to buy it and i'm $.07 short (tax)... there is a long line behind me and no one want to wait so one guy said "here man i'll cover you". he pulled out a five and gave it to the cashier (notice i'm still there). the cashier gives the money to me (prolly thinking i'm going to give it to the guy) and i start walking away... i didn't even realize what i'm doing. the store security who is sitting by the door asked me if i want to give the man his money?... it was right then i realized what an ass i had just made of my self and when i turned around... daaaaaaaamn it looked bad.

<b><font color=orange>my dream car= 1100 lb, 2800 cc, 2400 hp, 1900 torque, 57 m/g.... its possible, but i can't freakin submit my idea

Well you are bad.

<b>Tits a nice day today!
Breast i've ever seen!</b>
Officially Certified <font color=green>Hooter Inspector.</font color=green>

I drank a mouthful of cooking oil once when I was a kid believing it to be fruit juice.

I sat on the loo for about a week.

Wingding - sugar and spice and all things vice

no it was asco drugs

<b><font color=orange>my dream car= 1100 lb, 2800 cc, 2400 hp, 1900 torque, 57 m/g.... its possible, but i can't freakin submit my idea

nissan 240sx

<b><font color=orange>my dream car= 1100 lb, 2800 cc, 2400 hp, 1900 torque, 57 m/g.... its possible, but i can't freakin submit my idea