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papasmurf   11-27-2002 at 02:12:51 AM

continue the story guys!

chucky the camel had the biggest humps of all the cammels in his entire desert, all the other camels made fun of him. then one day there was a terrible...

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lhgpoobaa   11-27-2002 at 03:31:59 AM
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...accident, involving chucky and a cordless drill. The drill popped one of big humps, which actually turned out to be a big...

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Schmide   11-27-2002 at 04:01:51 AM
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...recycled breast implant from Anna Nichole Smith, filled with massive amounts of benzo-diazepines which thusly sprayed over everyone...causing...

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girlnamedlou   11-27-2002 at 07:05:23 AM
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severe behavioral aberrations among the majority of the exposed population. Fearing the worst, Chucky fled the desert to avoid...

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HammerBot   11-27-2002 at 02:41:59 PM
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humiliation and public execution. In the desert Chuck found ...

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Yahiko81   11-27-2002 at 06:57:30 PM
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Sand... oh and more sand. He was rich!!! or so he thought..

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HammerBot   11-27-2002 at 09:52:47 PM
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I can avoid humiliation and execution by filling up my punctured hump with sand!. So chucky started digging, filling his hump with sand when he suddenly found ...

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icy_oblivion   11-28-2002 at 12:41:34 AM
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that the sand was too heavy so it caused him to fallover. So he proceeded to fall and ...

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lakedude   11-28-2002 at 05:29:01 AM
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Die. Becoming infested with maggots (with an "m" ) and ....

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HammerBot   11-28-2002 at 07:34:12 AM
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which is the name of an incredible bacteria living in that particular desert. The bacteria miracoluosly healed chucky and restored his hump to its previous glory. Chucky returned to his fellow camels and ...

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icy_oblivion   11-28-2002 at 07:35:41 AM
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was proclaimed the leader of all camels because not only had he survived the previous ordeal, he had also ...

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HammerBot   11-28-2002 at 06:03:22 PM
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acquired super-natural abbilities by being exposed to the tit bacteria. 'They'll pay for making fun of my humps' chucky thought. But as the leader of the herd, a much more sinister plan was taking shape.
Chucky spoke to the herd: 'I Chucky, proclaimed leader of the herd, ...

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svol   11-28-2002 at 06:50:16 PM
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... want that you humble camels build an enormous palace for me... totally made from sand'

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eden   11-29-2002 at 03:45:28 AM
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...but they soon realized there was not enough sand anymore in the "drying" desert! :eek:

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papasmurf   11-29-2002 at 04:33:17 AM
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so chucky used his newly aqquired supernatural abilities given to him by the tit bacteria, to conjur more sand

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HammerBot   11-29-2002 at 06:43:10 AM
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and the humble camels continued the construction. But they soon ran into new problems. The sandwalls wasn't strong enough to support the enourmous weight of the 1st floor. Chucky once again called upon his powers and...

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svol   11-29-2002 at 08:02:56 PM
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... warned he would spread terror over the camels if they didn't find a solution.

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HammerBot   11-29-2002 at 10:43:43 PM
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The obedient camels had no choise but to find a solution to this problem. They tried mixing the sand with all kinds of stuff, but the desert was scarse on resources, and nothing they could find would bind the sand hard enough.

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lakedude   11-29-2002 at 11:11:23 PM
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That is when by chance they found out that not only does diarrhea make good gay sex lube but it also binds sand.

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HammerBot   11-29-2002 at 11:23:36 PM
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So all the camels began shiting their arses off, mixing it with huge amount of sand. However, the smell was so awful that none of the camels dared touching the mixture. They were short on time. The blazing heat from the sun was beginning to harden the cement. Suddenly...

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eden   11-30-2002 at 03:40:38 AM
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they found two small atoms of H20, Chucky injected energy into them, they multiplied and then...

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icy_oblivion   11-30-2002 at 03:42:29 AM
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trained their offspring to not hate the smell of the crappy sand

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Schmide   11-30-2002 at 03:52:27 AM
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With all the camel poop laying around, the population of dung beetles grows out of control. Having reached extreme numbers, they begin to organize and form a consciousness. This newly formed dung beetle colony...

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lakedude   11-30-2002 at 05:22:17 AM
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grows hungry and begins to eat the dung morter from the newly completed Chucky castle complex. Chucky groans: "....

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casiowatch   11-30-2002 at 11:48:40 AM
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...holy shiite. What a monstrous amalgam of crap." ...

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HammerBot   11-30-2002 at 01:43:11 PM
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Chucky spoke to his herd: "I command you to protect my palace from the invasion of the dung beatle"

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svol   11-30-2002 at 03:11:37 PM
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So all camels got in place and when the next attack came...

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HammerBot   11-30-2002 at 03:52:14 PM
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all the camels started puking on the dung beetles. Their stomache acid ...

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svol   11-30-2002 at 04:10:58 PM
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... burned some dung beetles away, but it wasn't enough.

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girlnamedlou   11-30-2002 at 04:44:51 PM
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Then, one young camel suddenly remembers that dung is highly flammable. So, to save his loyal camel subjects, Chucky orders them to...

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papasmurf   12-01-2002 at 12:48:59 AM
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take exlax, lots and lots of exlax! and in so doing they unleashed the fury of...

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girlnamedlou   12-01-2002 at 03:42:41 AM
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their arses all over the dung beetles. Of course, the beetles LOVE this...but then, the one camel chosen by Chucky to die for his camel-kind, lights the match, and immediately the beetles are engulfed in flames. Unfortunately, the match-lighting camel...

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papasmurf   12-01-2002 at 03:49:46 AM
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was kidnaped by a representitive of marlbros ciggerets and forced to...

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casiowatch   12-01-2002 at 04:09:10 AM
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...perform fellatio on the business leaders of america. Fortunaltely for him it tasted no good so he ...

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eden   12-01-2002 at 05:55:52 AM
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...called on wingding for some real-time fellatio... (sorry, had to honor him!)

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girlnamedlou   12-01-2002 at 09:37:39 AM
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only to come to the shocking conclusion that Ding doesn't actually perform fellatio. Disillusioned and out of his mind with guilt over his failure to save Chucky...

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HammerBot   12-01-2002 at 11:54:09 AM
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he takes more exlax and once again unleashes the fury of his arse. The marlboro representatives are shocked in disbelief over this welcomed injection of fresh material to their production lines and immediatly starts to collect it.
The young camel uses the distraction to escape and return to the palace.
Back at the palace, the threat from the dung beatle has been eliminated. But the marlboro representatives wants more dung, so they ...


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svol   12-01-2002 at 12:16:14 PM
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start kidnapping camels. Then Chucky got very angry and...

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HammerBot   12-01-2002 at 12:20:56 PM
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Hey! Bad boy. You reply the wrong post!

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svol   12-01-2002 at 12:22:22 PM
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It is fixed... now go continue the story.

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casiowatch   12-01-2002 at 12:58:24 PM
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...after svol's mixup, chucky realized that life is too short and starts forking the mistresses of Lord Casio. Wibble and wobble, the fornication continues until...

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icy_oblivion   12-01-2002 at 05:47:30 PM
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the camels get so frustrated with their story being ignored that they .........

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HammerBot   12-01-2002 at 09:30:04 PM
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file an official complaint to the union. However, the secretary camel was kidnapped by the marlboro representatives. The camels has no choise but to attempt a daring rescue mission. Chucky assembles the remaining of is herd and...

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svol   12-01-2002 at 10:04:51 PM
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gave them all some AK74 machine guns and ordered them too...

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eden   12-01-2002 at 10:50:40 PM
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...shoot the AMD investors down for screwing the company, then go shoot...

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HammerBot   12-01-2002 at 11:16:19 PM
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the marlboro representatives for making cigarettes from camel dung, and then rescue the camel secretary.

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girlnamedlou   12-02-2002 at 06:55:42 AM
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Unfortunately, Chucky forgot that if you want something done right...you have to do it yourself.

The enraged camels inadvertantly shot the camel secretary and then rescued the CEO of Marlboro (who bore a surprising resemblance to the company mascot and thus the secretary). Realizing their mistake and fearing the wrath of Chucky, the herd of repentant camels...

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HammerBot   12-02-2002 at 01:09:26 PM
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fixed up the CEO a little with a camel dress so anyone would think he was the secretary. They also had to gag him so he wouldn't scream up.
Returning to the palace, Chucky was pleased that the secretary was well. "O dear", he said, "I have missed you so much. Please meet me in the ...

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svol   12-02-2002 at 04:14:30 PM
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... west wing after you've taken a bath and changed clothes. Those malboro mens really made your look ugly.

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