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And I'll start us off.

First, I only remember bits and pieces. Second, it was only last Friday night. :evil:

Went over to a friend's house to watch the anime series Sakura Diaries (which I owned, and therefore had already seen). On the advice of another friend, rum was purchased, since it's quite versitle in what you can make with it. Schmirnoff Ice Triple Black and Pina Cloda mix was also purchased... and ample amounts of Coke.

I was told to mix myself a rum and coke, and proceeded to down 3 of those suckers in about 3 hrs... with a total of 9+ oz. of rum being consumed. Now, did I mention I'm on meds that exagerate the effects of alcohol, and make me a cheap drunk (apparently) and that this was only the 2nd time I had ever had more than a single beer in a sitting? Yeah... needless to say, the last two episodes were hard to watch, since there were subtitled, the room kept moving around, I kept repeating points other people had made 5 minutes later (allegedly, as I don't remember), and proceeded to fall into a deep sleep for 10hrs (didn't pass out, cause I woke up when people made noise pretty easily). In the morning, the taste of rum in my mouth made me sick, I almost lost the water I drank that morning and whatever was left from the night before, but was able to stop that. For the next 5 hours, until I had consumed a huge amount of food, I had the shakes and my arms and legs felt tingly... mayhaps something to do with the 0F air temp... *shrug*.

So yeah, that's about it... I don't remember much, and I never, ever, want to touch a rum and coke again.

Those Triple Black Schmirnof Ice's were damn good though, better than the original stuff.

-SammyBoy

Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

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This is true, I kid you not.

Was living in London, went to a barbeque at a friend's house in Milton Keynes. Didn't have time for breakfast, and the barbeque didn't happen because it started raining. So I drank instead - nearly a bottle of gin.

An hour later I felt cold and told my friend I was going out to the car to get my coat. 20 minutes later he came looking for me and found me flat on my face in the garden. Was taken to hospital with chronic alcohol poisoning (was turning blue) and stayed there for three days.

The most stuipid, irresponsible and immature thing I've ever done.

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I really was expecting you to start out:

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I don't remember the first time I drank too much. Should I just pick another random event?


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First time I got drunk was terrible. I was spending time at a Sorority House near the University and the student resident brought in a large bottle of Barcardi Silver (looks clear and tasted like soap), was the size of a gallon jug.

Well, just for fun me and my friends took a couple of shots with some Jolt Cola. That night I wans't feeling too happy, was pretty depressed, so i just kept on taking shots. I took shots with most of the residents, though, i was the one that drank half the bottle. After that I don't remember much just that the next day I had a serious headache and some serious stomach pain. I could barely breathe because it hurt so much. From what i was told, i managed to hit on one girl and almost, almost, i repeat almost got lucky; my roomate decided that drunken sex is not good, so he shooed her away (the bastard).

It was my worst experience ever. For the love of god, i will never drink again. Well, i'll take a couple sips of wine if they can manage to mask the alcohol smell and taste from it.

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Reply to casiowatch

Hmmm...I don't remember my first drunken experience...but I have a pretty good one...
I was out at an outdoors party in a sandpit somewhere...had about 12-14 beers throughout the night...(not a big fan of hard liquor)...I was feeling fine and dandy...the night was just perfect...the party was starting to quiet down...so we decided it was time to leave...turns out there wasn't enough room for everybody in my buddy's car...so this kickass hot chick (a friend of mine) had to sit on me for the trip back home...(Yes, I did have a hard time keeping Mr. Happy at bay!) As we were getting closer to my house, I started feeling a little queezy...(I obviously didn't want to puke with a goddess sitting on my lap!...boner!)
I safely made it home...but just as soon as the car pulled out of the driveway...I proceeded to redecorate our driveway with a funky mix of beer and the pasta I had earlier...not wanting to leave any evidence of my binge drinking experience...I proceeded to unroll the garden hose and rinse out my little party souvenir!...turns out the next morning, the neighbours yard was covered with some weird pasta looking substance...hehe...lets just keep this one between us...

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Reply to Conehead

Sadly, I wasn't in a situation that I could hit on anyone... though my gf got a bit tipsy herself. For me, I think the alcohol killed any sex drive I had, and I didn't even have interest in the fan service in Sakura Diaries (that's the jiggling boobs and panty shots that is common in many older teen and 20 something animes... but its not hentai).

But yeah... I think, that because of that experience, I will have difficulty drinking anything more than a few beers... and never will I drink rum again.

-SammyBoy

Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

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Oh man I have stories!! LoL

I cant remember exact dates or anything but it was like 1999 the first time I got drunk.....I decided to through a party at my place with a bunch of friends......like 6 guys and 3 girls......terrible count but hey whatever......anyways I musta had 9 tall Screwdrivers...and im talking tall glasses with hefty shots of Smirnoff Vodka in there......i was feelign mighty good and then we decided to call ppl. for no aparent reason, than i was told we called this chick i liekd and i told her exactly how i felt and i totaly dont even remember doign it....than one of the girls that was at my house i had to walk home which was a 45 minute walk from my house.....she at the tiem was going out with one of my friends who was also at the party but was to drunk to walk so i did.....i honestly dont know how i did it cuz i remember only beign able to see out of the bottom of my eyes and everythign was SOOO blurry it wasnt even funny.....liek im talking liek walkign across streets and everything......i was like 15 at this time......anyways when i retruned home (the walk home was VERY long but seemed like it took only 15 minutes..LoL) everyone was gone except one person....my buddy who was going out with the girl i just walked home......he was passed out halfway in my upstairs bathroom and halfway in the hallway...lets just say he didnt make it to the toilet.....Than in the middle of the night after i picked him up and put him on my bed to sleep i took the floor...he woke me up to tell me he feels sick and barfed all over my room, my bed walls everything......surprisingly hell fell asleep right after that IN his vomitt and i wasnt gonan clean it up so i went to sleep too....we woke up early in the morning and i didnt even have the slightest hangover......he however complained the WHOLE time....it was gross......

I never really got drunk again until my 17th birthday......and man did I drink a lot than.......this girl friend of mine (not dating, just a friend whos a girl) decided to throw a party for me at her house......when i arrived there...there was like 40 ppl. there...all ppl. i knew but liek i was liek WOAH where'd these ppl. come from...lol...anyways My favourite drink is freezing cold Sambucca.....and there was a nice 40oz bottle there waiting for me.....so what i had to do was have 1 shot for every year old i was......and it gets better....there was no shot glasses...nope....only wine glasses.....so instead i decided to our a wine glass over ½ full and down it....i did 17 in a row!!!!!! no stopping!!!!!! than 1 for good luck......and man holy FUDGE!!!!! There's a few things i remember after that....one is 3 girls pulled my pants off while i was trying to walk over to where the Vodka was.......and the same girls constantly kept flashing me...hey whateber i wasnt complaining...i love boobs!!! and than there was me not able to wlak UP the stairs to go up to the bathroom.....sum 1 helped me up and i got there safely... =)
THAN aparently at 4:30AM there was liek only a 3rd of the ppl. left there....i decided to go shot for shot with this Chick who thought she could out-drink me!!! There was a nice bottle of Frangelico (SP?) its this stuff that tastes like Nutella...its awesome!! Anyways She had 7 shots b4 she gave up i did 8.....and kept going....ended up with 16!!!! and than i passed out....woke up in the morning and there was crap EVERYWHERE.......it was awesome!!!!!

The only time I ever got sick from drinking now thats a funny story.......New Years Eve of 2001.......so it was goign to be the year 2001......anyways to make the story short cuz i dont remember much..i invited a bunch of ppl. over and we drank a lot of vodka and right when it hit 12:00 o'clock and every screamed in happiness in my house i threw up...liek right on the dot.....it was gross but it was jokes...LoL than my mom called to wish me a happy new years and i told her i was plastered and wasted off my ass....hahahahah.....

Ohh the drunk stories i have!!!

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So many stories......so little time!

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Reply to Conehead

your name sounds familiar.

Anyway, the problem with alcohol is getting hooked on it. That doesn't happen right at the beginning, it happens more later on in life when you get into routines and include alcohol in these routines. Be carefull.

Like a nice good glass coming home from work. Or a nice bottle of wine at dinner. and another glass or two after supper. And so on and so forth.

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Reply to pike

I cant say my first alcohol experiences were particulary impresive.
Though i do a big fondness for my 10 day trip to mexico... Can we say "tequila bender"?
tequila sunrise, tequila slammer, tequila and orange, tequila and coke, lick sip suck shotties, reverse shotties, you name it.
Dont remember very much of the afternoons and evnings, but i do remember at one point i thought i was seriously going blind, but i got over it and just passed out.
I also remember having a constantly hurting kidneys/liver during my waking hours. After returning from mexico it took me 2 weeks to get back to feeling "normal"

mmmmmm tequlia. Still love the stuff.

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Man, one time I drank 20 oz of maple syrup straight out the bottle, and the next morning when I took a piss it stunk just like maple syrup! That was f*cked.

Oh, you're talking about drinking booze... I don't drink booze...

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Reply to ksoth

Err I once drank 20 coke cans and then fell asleep cause caffeine makes me sleepy.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Can't remember the first time...well I can but it wasn't that funny unless you were there.

One time though I was out with 3 pals and I was into drinking Southern Comfort and lemonade. Problem was I hated having to go to the bar every 10 mins (fast drinks, spirits are and my pals were on bottles) so I decided to get 5 shots in a pint glass and topped it up with lemonade to the top. Lovely!!!

Drank it like it was lager, and the next one and the next one. In fact I must have had four of those in about 2 hrs. Went to a club, and ordered a vodka (DOH!!!), and halfway through it decided to go home.

Once out of the taxi (the driver was relieved I had kept things down) I sat on the wall in front of my house to sober up a little. Puked the whole lot up and relaxed. Relaxed enough to pass out, slide down the wall and sit in a puddle of sick! Woke up about 45 mins later and crawled into the house.

Needless to say, even I haven't bested myself on that one, and I'm pretty glad of that.

Oh yes...before that the best one was puking off an outside balcony cause the bathroom was occupied and unloading the lot on my mate's motorbike. Mucho diplomacy called for then, and basin and hot water. :lol:

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Man im suprised you didnt pass out from the sugar rush!

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

I felt alright. I think that the overall caloric content I drunk was 2000, all from sugar. Now that's a party.

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Reply to ksoth

Hmm, I wonder, how many calories do u guys need per day. According to some med stuff, in order to keep my current muscle mass and continue working at the level I do in track, I need around 3745 calories a day.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

no idea... It also depends on ones matabolic rate too.
Mines fairly high, so i can eat a fair bit without pilling on the lard.

Cours after christmas i had a bit of a pot, but now that im back at work and walking 3-5km each day its slowly ebbing away.

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Next time you should try some Jolt Cola. Twice the caffeen and all the sugar.

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Reply to jheine

Nope. Can't tell you my story. Too embarrassing. :redface:


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Reply to HolyShiznit

That's nothing... back in my "younger" days (younger means 8th grade instead of college Jr.) I sat down and downed a little over 24 cans of Mt. Dew in 6 hours... needless to say, I spent more time in the bathroom pissing then RPing with my friends.

-SammyBoy

Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

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Aren't Mountain Dews 140 calories? If so, that'd be over 3,000 cals from your beverages and a boatload of caffeine. Geez. At least you're still alive.


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Reply to HolyShiznit

Ya but that's 3000 calories over 6 hours... Mine was 2000 calories in 2 minutes!

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Reply to ksoth

Holy $h^t. I didn't read all of the posts, and missed yours. That's whack. The smell, too. Quite a story. :cool:


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hmm, how did it start. my parents went out of town so me and a few friends bought a bunch of beer and some mudslides. i started drinking, some others did also. a few more friends showed up and found me in a drunken state. they wanted to have a little fun with me. they pretended they were going out to get some food. what they really did was fill up a bunch of water balloons. they must have gotten the idea because some punk kids started throwing water balloons over the fence earlyer that day. they went around to the back of my house in the school parking lot. they started throwing the balloons at me. i had no idea what was going on. i soon realised they were balloons, i let out a holler, WERE UNDER ATTACK!!!! i ran to get the hose, tripping and falling all the time. i turned on the hose and ran to the fence. i tried to spray whoever was throwing the balloons. they say i never got close. i went back in the house, pointed a fan out the window and smoked a nice cigar. that was a fun night.

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Yes Pikey...I used to post from Gatineau last year, now I'm in Saint-John in another dead-end job for a few months...

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Lovely, a thread dedicated to first timers...

First time for me I drank almost 75cl of 40% Vodka within maybe 2 hours (stupid? yes)

Sometime later I remember that I walked out in the nearby lake to pee and fell into the water...after that I don´t remember a thing.
People have told me that they dragged me up, took a bus to my parents.
I was puking blood.

The ambulance came and in the hospital they managed to keep me alive (got a irregular heartbeat and all that).
As I understand it, I was pretty messed up.

Young and stupid...very stupid indeed.

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Maybe we should start a thread about the first time we buried the baldy fellow.

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...Or the weirdest place we've ever did the randy handy shandy!

"once when I stuck a straw up my ass and delivered a warm one into her cup of coffee....."
-Wingding

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Or the first time we dug up a pensioner and used their cold, dead throats for oral relief.

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"je me souviens"

Now isn't that appropriate!

You say: "another dead-end job"! Well think about this...I have a secure job as blue collar worker "technician" with very resonnable conditions and have a wife and kids and home...perfect you may think? Not so...I'm the one with the dead end...of course I love my kids, but they will grow up and move on...and then what?

No! You guys with jobs that move you around the world and enable you too meat new people, you are the lucky ones.

The only exception is if you meet that "special" girl, the one that is inside you right now and recognise her in the eyes of the one in front of you. In that magickal moment, time stops and you are in heaven. Dead ends are then meaningless.

I crave for alcohol right now, but if I give in, She will leave my heart.

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Forgive me, She is there till the end...

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The first time I got truly drunk was while I was during highschool, and it was the post - post from party. The first post is a school set up one, the post post if a student party, woo. It was raining, so we were all crammed into a little cabin in the middle of nowhere.

I started off drinking screwdrivers, but eventually went to straight Skyy Vodka. After a bit of that, some ass brought in a bottle of Tequilla. Of course I had to drink some, I couldn't be rude, heh. I didn't realize how wasted I was until I got up to relieve myself outside. As I got up, I tripped over a buddie's leg and about killed myself onthe floor. And of course my buddie's were laughing their asses off, because they are way heavier drinkers than I. I eventually made it outside, and back in.

After that, I had everclear. That had to have been the worst experience of my life, I did 3 shots of that ass-tasting crap. I laid down on the ground after it rained and just moaned. I was thinking about what would happen if I ware to die. Sadly, I kept thinking of Love Hina for some reason. Don't ask why, it's just all I could think of, death and love hina.

Peer pressure is a ho, but a really good ho. Needless to say, I still drink every once in a while, but I'm never touching Everclear straight up again, screw that.

It's all good ^_^

Reply to namek0

True... but I ended up with a whole gram (1080mg) of caffeine being ingested in a short time period... that would be like drinking 10 cups of light roast drip coffee in that short of a period... and it might have been less time, like 4 hours. I truely cannot remmeber (it was over 5 years ago).

BTW, what the hell possesed you to drink maple syrup? I mean.... gah, that's a sweet load to be drinking.

-SammyBoy

Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

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If it's of any comfort to you, a good friend of mine went out to the garden during a party to take a whizz (he was really loaded).

Apparently he walked straight into the clothesline as it was dark, they found him dead a few hours later. He had fallen onto the clothesline and had died of asphyxia. This guy was in my class at school, I can still see him. Really sad.

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Reply to WingDing

Man, I started to laugh but when I got to the end I felt all down. I had 2 people in my highschool class die, so I know exactly what you mean by "I can still see him"

It's all good ^_^

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I thought for sure Wingding would comment on that "thats a sweet load" remark...hehe

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Naw, wasn't in the humour after thinking about my friend.

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"Love Hina" ?

Sorry, there are lots of things I don't know about. hihi

Yes, it IS all good...))

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Reply to pike

Its hard to carry on a serious conversation when everything is followed by tasteless sigs...

...You have to admit they're great though!

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