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lhgpoobaa   01-21-2003 at 12:03:32 AM

Two Priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.

He turns to the other Priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."

The other one replies, It's working just fine. "I'm down to 2 butts a day."

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casiowatch   01-21-2003 at 01:43:35 AM
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Oh lord. Hahahaha. I think the guy with the patch would be Wingding, except he'd be doing overaged guys.

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ksoth   01-21-2003 at 02:03:28 AM
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So three guys walk into a bar: a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile. Then the other two guys walk in!

did I get this one from here awhile back?

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WingDing   01-21-2003 at 10:52:25 AM
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Unfortunately that joke has a strong element of truth in it :frown:

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wolverinero79   01-21-2003 at 03:39:08 PM
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You could say more about the priest as well. Or it would be funny to do a Muslim...

I'm just your average habitual smiler =D

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WingDing   01-21-2003 at 03:44:16 PM
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Careful. The sphincter police will be all over you.

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