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groth2757   02-01-2003 at 03:37:22 AM

*Sucker punch to the groin*

Oooooohh your the first visitor how did that feel?

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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rcf84   02-01-2003 at 03:42:13 AM
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*Pokes at your eyes*

good thing i had a cup on.

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I been registered here for too long :-\

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namek0   02-01-2003 at 03:47:54 AM
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*elbow to the kidneys*

It's all good ^_^

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groth2757   02-01-2003 at 03:59:21 AM
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*Grabs elastic band of cup and gives a giant bleeding wedgie*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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Flamethrower205   02-01-2003 at 04:12:21 AM
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Knocks u out w/ one punch. OOOO, u is down! I wonder, can one be strong enough to break someone's skull w/ 1 punch?

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

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ad_rach   02-01-2003 at 04:33:55 AM
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fool you by playing dead then uppercut your nose into your frontal lobe.

no matter how hard you try, you can't polish a turd. :]

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Flamethrower205   02-01-2003 at 04:45:40 AM
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dodges quickly and sticks svol in place!

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

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Groveling_Wyrm   02-01-2003 at 05:06:38 AM
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*Pauses the Virtual Fight for a word from our sponsors*

Gratuitous Disclaimer

Children...do NOT attempt this at home! These are trained *Cough Cough* Professionals attempting these stunts!

*Screen Flickers*

Are your family jewels protected from that ever so nasty wedgy that you get with YOUR cup? Well, we have a new product called the "NO WEDGIE PROTECTION CUP" that will soothe all your favorite worries! This product is used by millions worldwide, even the performers in this show! So get your own NO WEDGIE PROTECTION CUP at your nearest retailer!!!

*Resumes the Virtual Fight*



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Flamethrower205   02-01-2003 at 05:27:50 AM
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kicks announcer in the crotch with a spiky boot for stopping fight!

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

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svol   02-01-2003 at 01:44:34 PM
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*gives Flamethrower a mawashigeri on the head and an empy in his stomach*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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WingDing   02-01-2003 at 02:21:50 PM
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....*breaks violent wind and follows through with scalding diahorria*....

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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groth2757   02-01-2003 at 04:33:41 PM
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*squeege boy swiftly comes in and cleans up massive body fluid puddle....Crane kick to Wingding's chest*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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svol   02-01-2003 at 04:34:05 PM
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*evades and punches Wingding in his bellie*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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WingDing   02-01-2003 at 04:47:50 PM
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.....*causes Wingding to vomit and coats the virtual arena floor in puke*....

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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svol   02-01-2003 at 05:49:44 PM
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*Svol goes SSJ and blows all puke away*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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groth2757   02-01-2003 at 06:22:55 PM
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*grabs "Nipple Clamps of Death" and attempts the first attatchment to svols giant aeriola*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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svol   02-02-2003 at 03:04:06 PM
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*blocks, grabs sword and cuts Groths's hands off*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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groth2757   02-02-2003 at 08:18:16 PM
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*punching svol with bloddy stumps*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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Flamethrower205   02-02-2003 at 08:33:32 PM
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*flame doesn't know what those are so they can't hurt him* *comes back and gives svol a nutcracker*

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

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Groveling_Wyrm   02-03-2003 at 07:02:01 AM
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*Television Time Out*


Gratuitous Disclaimer

The following scenes are Rated "R" or Restricted for vieweres under the age of 17. Adult supervision is required for underage viewers.

Thank You


*Resumes the Virtual Fight*



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HolyShiznit   02-03-2003 at 08:33:08 AM
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<font color=purple>*nipple twist*</font color=purple>

<font color=blue>
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Guns kill people just like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
<font color=blue>

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WingDing   02-03-2003 at 10:51:09 AM
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....*delivers violent inverted double twist fellatio with tuck*....

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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svol   02-03-2003 at 08:06:50 PM
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*Svol explains what they where so Flamethrower will feel the pain of it: the mawashigeri is a kick from the side and the empy is an elbow punch* *also gives Flamethrower an uppercut*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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Conehead   02-03-2003 at 08:21:09 PM
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*Conehead who understands Svol karate gibberish because he also practiced it but was only a yellow belt, jumps in and starts doing yashodan, yanidan, yan-san-dan and other various katas to confuse his enemy!*

"Hey!! Who's that hiding behind the bush??!...Well Wingding of course!"

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Conehead   02-03-2003 at 08:21:15 PM
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*Conehead who understands Svol karate gibberish because he also practiced it but was only a yellow belt, jumps in and starts doing yashodan, yanidan, yan-san-dan and other various katas to confuse his enemy!*

"Hey!! Who's that hiding behind the bush??!...Well Wingding of course!"

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svol   02-03-2003 at 09:08:48 PM
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*Svol, who is a yellow belth at the moment but will get orange Saterday, looks amazed because Conehead seems to do kata's of a different style (we call those pinan shodan, pinan nidan and pinan sandan). Nevertheless he ignores it and attacks with a sokuto*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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starbucksaddict   02-04-2003 at 01:42:32 AM
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*Powers up to 2nd level Super Saiyan, "Kameihameiha"s the whole lot of you, then "instant transmission"s out before you can respond*

Flame not, lest ye be phlegmed.

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ad_rach   02-04-2003 at 01:57:30 AM
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confuses starbucksaddict by also performing an instant translocation, following his power signal, and plants a knee in front of his cowardly, escaping face, which he promptly flies into at great speed.

no matter how hard you try, you can't polish a turd. :]

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Flamethrower205   02-04-2003 at 02:10:05 AM
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*Flame who was orange belt and then quite says screw karate and kicks svol hard in the groin then punches his unconcious head*

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

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groth2757   02-04-2003 at 07:20:39 AM
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*looking at conehead confused*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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Tom_Smart   02-04-2003 at 12:34:32 PM
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Watching from a concealed vantage point tom decides that there are some worthy opponents and so takes out his high powered sniper rifle and begins the systematic dispatching of defenseless fools. His secretary begins notifying the next of kin.

?8=‡”ƒÎ

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Conehead   02-04-2003 at 02:48:12 PM
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*Not having used the customary * Tomsmart's tactic immediately becomes invalid...while conehead performs a Stonecold stunner on the entire community! Thats the bottom line, cuz Conehead said so!!*

"Hey!! Who's that hiding behind the bush??!...Well Wingding of course!"

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Yahiko81   02-04-2003 at 03:56:42 PM
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*kick your kneecap and shatter it.*

Try standing after that. :cool:

<b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs.

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groth2757   02-04-2003 at 05:36:14 PM
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*back-rake followed by a fish hook to conehead*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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svol   02-04-2003 at 07:57:53 PM
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*Svol does the spillint technique (copyright by Piccolo)*
*Svol 1 attacks Flamethrower with some black belth techniques*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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svol   02-04-2003 at 08:01:06 PM
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*Svol 2 says 'Ha' to SSJ2 and powers up to SSJ4 and does a masenko on Starbucksaddict (ofcourse Svol followed him with the instant transmission technique he stole)*

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on :eek:

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Conehead   02-04-2003 at 08:20:53 PM
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*Conehead hops around the room with his foot stuck up Svol's ass from kicking it too hard*

"Hey!! Who's that hiding behind the bush??!...Well Wingding of course!"

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groth2757   02-04-2003 at 08:56:46 PM
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I created this virtual fighting so there is a new rule. There is to be no referring to any Dragonball Z at all. If you do this you are diqualified from the match.

*kicks svol in the teeth*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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Groveling_Wyrm   02-05-2003 at 06:03:33 AM
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*......sneaks up behind Groth while Groth is distracted, and gives an UBER POWER WEDGIE!*

AHAHAHAHA! I bet you wish you had one of those protective cups now eh!!!!



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starbucksaddict   02-05-2003 at 06:11:05 AM
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*Pulls katana from trench coat, yells "There can be only one!", decapitates groth2757, resulting 'Quickening' electrocutes everyone else.* ;)

Flame not, lest ye be phlegmed.

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groth2757   02-05-2003 at 04:05:28 PM
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*"neck protection thingy" protects groth from decapitation. Grabs starbucksaddict's nuts and squeezes hard*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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WingDing   02-05-2003 at 04:39:36 PM
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....*doubles over from sympathy pain*....

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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starbucksaddict   02-05-2003 at 08:04:15 PM
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Don't worry, I'm married. I don't use them anymore.
*clamps legs together, spins rapidly, rips groth's arm off at the shoulder.*

Flame not, lest ye be phlegmed.

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groth2757   02-05-2003 at 08:24:47 PM
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*tis a flesh wound...I only need one arm to bring death and destruction. Picks up arm and stabs starbucksaddict in the chest with the sharp splintered bone.*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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namek0   02-05-2003 at 09:06:44 PM
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*Comes out of nowhere, and pulls the arm from Starbucksaddict's chest, and tears into the back of groth with it*

It's all good ^_^

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groth2757   02-05-2003 at 10:03:34 PM
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You would beat a man with his own arm?....You're sick!!

*Bending over to shoot a turd rocket at nameko*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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namek0   02-05-2003 at 11:19:38 PM
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Hell yeah, there are no rules in Virtual Fight Club...

except for talking about vtf, wearing shirt/shoes, more than 2 fighting at once, or talking about dbz (whoops)

Bob has bitch tits. (had to be said)

It's all good ^_^

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starbucksaddict   02-05-2003 at 11:46:58 PM
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*Leaves for tetanus shot*

Flame not, lest ye be phlegmed.

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WingDing   02-06-2003 at 10:51:29 AM
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...*dives into the trajectory of turd rocket and catches it in his mouth, savours the flavour and lumpy consistency*...

:eek: The rumours are true. <b>Eden</b> likes to help <b>Svol</b> make snowballs :eek:

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groth2757   02-06-2003 at 05:50:15 PM
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*Wingding with his poo stained mouth and groth gang up on namek0 and perform the "wingdinger" which is a swift punch into the colon by groth followed by a foreskin chewing from wingding*

<font color=blue>Inconcievable!!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Vezzini and Inigo</font color=blue>

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