The Girls Of Toms Hardware!

It has come to my attention that my hamster and I have been responsible for introducing not one but TWO women to toms hardware.

I therefor have the following announcment to make to the rest of you guys.... <b>BRING YOUR OWN!!!</b> hehehehe

If you cant find any, pets or alter-ego's are acceptable, but not as good.

Have a nice day
Poo + Hammie

<b>Anyone claiming they can see the difference
between 450 and 500 FPS in Quake3 deserves to
be severely beaten with a rock. </b>

Am I the only girl that's actually stuck around THGC for longer than a month or two?

...I've been a member for 4 months, 1 week and 4 days with a post count of 433 (434 now }

<font color=purple><i>Melb_angel19</i></font color=purple>

We both have the same title too!


<font color=purple><i>Melb_angel19</i></font color=purple>

I'm glad Juli's here, can't face these men alone!
...even if she is your ex

<font color=purple><i>LHGPooBaa's Angel</i></font color=purple>

She's around somewhere!
I think she was posting in the middle names thread yesterday. She knows PooBaa's middle name. Maybe you can torture it out of her, with Wingding's help of course

<font color=purple><i>LHGPooBaa's Angel</i></font color=purple>

So when does the Swimsuit Issue come out?

-SammyBoy

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Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

you just keep your thingy in your hand where you're used to it being

She'll need to be tough to survive in here.

I want to eat your face

I thought you liked 'em soft and decaying?

-SammyBoy

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Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

I try not to let my perversions become too obvious. I'm not sure my boss would be too impressed if he saw me on Crimewatch UK.

I want to eat your face

I once told a seriously gross gay joke and that did it. People looked at me like I was seriously crazy. I know better now.

I want to eat your face

Oh yes... what is the status of the bikini issue PooBaa?

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dimms when I turn it on

Pillow fillers anyone?

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Is she one of those people at the nudy beach whose bush goes up past her belly button?

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At least she doesn't need sunblock. Although I'm sure she still applies it to get that greasy pubes look.

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Let's hold her down and wax her.

I want to eat your face

You might want to take care of that moustache while you're at it.

I want to eat your face

....better use a lawnmower first to get rid of some of the bulk before waxing.

I want to eat your face

Not true. My stubble grows very quickly and is really thick and tough. Shaving is a real pain and by mid-afternoon I need to shave again.

Now let's not get distracted from the real issue here. We need to confront the horrible realities of dealing with Emma's considerable pubic, facial and body hair. I say we douse her in kerosene and light her up.

I want to eat your face

Please allow me to bite them off, one by one. I will also provide you with a complimentary rimming and a reach-around.

I want to eat your face

That will make it easier to access the hair on your swollen stalk.

I want to eat your face

GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT!

Rip her knickers off Qoop!!!!

I want to eat your face

YAY! Qoop's back
Don't leave me alone with these horrible men again Qoop.
*hugs*

<font color=purple><i>LHGPooBaa's Angel</i></font color=purple>

Ding...you're incorrigible.
And btw, I'm still waiting for my latte...



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