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And you're 16, you say?

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I sure am! Until april at least

Fighting for peace is like screwing for abstinance!

naw you cant buy her, she is just really mad at this guy and wants revenge lol she is normally really nice tho and she is VERY sensitive to alcahol. Just a few servings of cough syrup and you can get her to make out with other girls rofl it is hilarious the stories she tells. I think she is a good person she tries to stay away from alcahol and gets good grades. she's a great girl and that is hard to come by these days since so many of them have become lesbian thanks to all this damn political correctness in the schools...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for abstinance!

she sounds like a real keeper!
treat her good, be nice to her... and you may have a keeper

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YEAH! AND HURRY UP OR I'LL BOX YER F%CKING HEAD IN!!!!!

I want to eat your face

Cough syrup? Geez... you guys that strapped for alcohol? Just raid a parents liquor supply or find someone who can purchase it for you. Personally, I think that the girl is just using the excuse of the alcohol... she probably is bi-curious at least. It's just a front. Heh.

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Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

Yeah well until college I'll take what I can get

Fighting for peace is like screwing for abstinance!

I've been to a ton of frat parties and have yet to meet a girl there with an IQ above 100.

But....things happen at frat parties that are very entertaining. At least while you're sub 21.

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It's just another example of Americans trying to create a sense of class. I used to work for a yank jackass who called himself Thurston Morgan the Third. I'm not kidding. What a tosser.

I want to eat your face

Yeah. Like alpha gamma wanker phi......

I want to eat your face

like in roadtrip delta iota kappa = I love D.I.K.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for abstinance!

Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya help ya help ya!

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Yes, the Tri-Delts can be a lot of fun. As for the history of the greek system, it was all started back in the 16th century ba a couple people who met with each other to discuss various stupid things that popped into their puny minds. They started to grow in popularity, and becase of it, decided to restrict membership. They called themselves Phi Beta Kappa or something like that, and started to become "secret" so they wouldn't be harassed. Other people then decided to start their own "secret" clubs, and it went from there. My fraternity was founded in the 1830s and was the first "non-secret" fraternity. So, it is a bit easier to get in, in theory, and is much more fun because we can have good times with other greeks, and non-greeks, without fear of revealing any secrets.

As for the IQ bit; yes, it's true, most have IQs you can count on one hand, but does that mean they are any worse of a lay? Come on, do you really think that at 16 this is gonna be a life-long relationship? Screw her a couple times, and dump her for someone who is cute, but smart, then you'll have some experience and really know what "love-making" is.

Muggflumps.

Well... I'm at a non-Greek college, so we only have a few academic fraternities, such as Phi Beta Kappa and Psi Chi (psychology thing). I dunno... seems to be less clique-ish than schools my friends go to with a Greek system. I can take any girl I want without having to worry about if she is in a sorority or not. No one is off-limits to me.

We also have a dry-campus... in otherwords, no alcohol allowed. Not that anyone follows that rule, of course.

-SammyBoy

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Some day, THG-willing, I shall obtain the coveted "Old Hand" title.

I've never heard of a chick being off limits. What kinda stupid system you got over there?? I'd make it my mission in life if I were you to screw as many as possible.

I'd never go to a dry campus either. That's lame. At my college we would go to the bars occasionally between classes to get drunk cheap and in some physics classes they'd have sessions at the pub. Unfortionately if one lamer objected, nobody could go. There was always this lame guy who would object. I hated that guy. I didn't even piss in his cherios.

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So hows the girl going?

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