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Spitfire_x86   03-23-2003 at 01:49:54 AM

I'm 17 now.

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dhlucke   03-23-2003 at 03:23:18 AM
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Happy Birthday! What are you going to do? Any cool traditions in your country?

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casiowatch   03-23-2003 at 07:07:37 AM
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Go to a strip bar. Your old enough to pass through.

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Stick_e_Mouse   03-23-2003 at 09:58:03 AM
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Not where I live, you gotta be 21 or older. That's because of the alcohol, not the boobies.

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casiowatch   03-23-2003 at 10:12:11 AM
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Oh the humanity. What has our planet come to when a birthday lad cannot enter a burlesque house because of drinking issues? Screw the alcohol, what is it useful for? Does it make the doughy legged and pot bellied strippers more appealing?

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svol   03-23-2003 at 03:03:52 PM
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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you!

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on :eek:

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RobD   03-23-2003 at 03:48:54 PM
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I suggest a more reserved, British approach.

Get monstorously pissed and find a very wiling and nubile woman! :wink:

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mccoll1ns   03-23-2003 at 07:04:04 PM
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... or at least get one that looks nubile with your beer goggles on...

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NewGirl   03-24-2003 at 12:44:14 AM
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Happy Birthday Spitfire.

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lhgpoobaa   03-24-2003 at 01:07:56 AM
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H.B.D. what did u get in the way of prezzies?

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 02:00:38 AM
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Thanks to all for greetings

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 02:06:47 AM
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I just went to college and returned home. The rest of the was reserved for my aunt and uncle ('cause they love me so much!). I had a dinner with them in my house.

Among Hindus, there may be some traditional things for birthday here. But I don't know what are these traditions.

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 02:09:13 AM
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I <i> hate </i> alcohol

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lhgpoobaa   03-24-2003 at 02:09:56 AM
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hookers then?

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 02:11:19 AM
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Not much interested about girls. IMO, getting close to them means getting seperated from money

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 02:17:06 AM
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Are you female? THGC is recetly being attacked by females, but nobody is regular except melb_angel and girlnamedlou

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 02:17:21 AM
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Got some chocolates from my Aunt.

No comments about hookers

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lhgpoobaa   03-24-2003 at 02:21:30 AM
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hmmm. so you dont like women or booze... what DO you like? :)

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Flamethrower205   03-24-2003 at 02:23:30 AM
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woah, das like takin away the meaning of life. You gotta have ur women man!

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 02:39:37 AM
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hmmm. so you dont like women or booze... what DO you like? :)


I like books most, good books. I also like things that seems good to me. But woman and alcohol is not in this list.

Plus we the muslims can't drink alcohol. It's forbidden for us.

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dhlucke   03-24-2003 at 04:02:58 AM
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Ok, no alcohol then....but you gotta get a woman!

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Spitfire_x86   03-24-2003 at 04:21:58 AM
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Nah, I don't have enough time and money to waste after woman.

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NewGirl   03-24-2003 at 04:30:53 AM
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Yes, I am a genuine female.

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Stick_e_Mouse   03-24-2003 at 07:25:42 AM
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You don't like women?
hmmmm.......

Disregard my previous post.
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elzt   03-24-2003 at 09:08:57 AM
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Just dropped by and want to say Happy Birthday to you.

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jaythaman   03-24-2003 at 09:17:56 AM
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Are u gay? what do u mean u dont like girls [tonue]
just kiddin
Every one boozed on my 18th b'day except me

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

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RobD   03-24-2003 at 09:25:08 AM
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Damn, you got it sussed!

Wish I had.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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RobD   03-24-2003 at 09:29:12 AM
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Well, he's not into alcohol or women. But he does read books.

And I bet I know what sort. Top shelf of the new stand stuff!

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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dhlucke   03-24-2003 at 09:42:21 AM
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Time? Money?

The time spent getting a BJ is worth it and most women won't charge you anything for it.

Seriously....some of the best time I've ever spent was getting a BJ.

You need a woman!

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jaythaman   03-24-2003 at 10:07:26 AM
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EVERYODY needs a woman!


My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

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jaythaman   03-24-2003 at 10:08:53 AM
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Or two... :smile:

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

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jaythaman   03-24-2003 at 10:10:18 AM
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Three is heaven!

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

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RobD   03-24-2003 at 10:12:57 AM
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Four is lying!

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jaythaman   03-24-2003 at 10:21:20 AM
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LMAO

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

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WingDing   03-24-2003 at 10:27:56 AM
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One is bad enough.

:eek: I want to eat your face :eek:

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jaythaman   03-24-2003 at 10:42:36 AM
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Hmmmmmmmm good point

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

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RobD   03-24-2003 at 11:06:08 AM
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A bad one is more than enough.

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svol   03-24-2003 at 06:50:20 PM
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Five is a harem.

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on :eek:

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Spitfire_x86   03-25-2003 at 03:46:22 AM
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Quote :

And I bet I know what sort. Top shelf of the new stand stuff!


Are you indicating porn?

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Spitfire_x86   03-25-2003 at 03:46:26 AM
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Quote :

Are u gay? what do u mean u dont like girls


No :mad: . And not liking girls are simple- I don't like to have a GF as GF.

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Spitfire_x86   03-25-2003 at 03:46:52 AM
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What is BJ?

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Flamethrower205   03-25-2003 at 04:06:31 AM
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*Blinks* *Drops jaw* *Keels over in disbeleif*

Hilbert space is a big place.

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dhlucke   03-25-2003 at 04:20:05 AM
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It's an abreviation for a blow job, Oral sex, Felatio.

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Spitfire_x86   03-25-2003 at 04:21:31 AM
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Explain in simple language.

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eden   03-25-2003 at 04:26:30 AM
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Approaches the poor traumatized Flame, pats on back, gives a small towel to give him some strengh back. Here's some ether. *holds hand, trying to comfort the poor traumatized one* It'll go away!

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eden   03-25-2003 at 04:30:03 AM
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The good thing about my birthday date, August 6th, is that you don't get those stupid pranks by friends who will humiliate you and egg you publically, let alone giving you some wedgies or whatever, or so I hear. These happen when your bday is in school days.

Thank god my bday is in a time of relaxation where I invite those who deem worthy!

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Stick_e_Mouse   03-25-2003 at 05:36:44 AM
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Back when I was in middle and high school, only the geeks and nerds got humiliated, egged, wedgied, etc. when your bday was on a school day.

Disregard my previous post.
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Men don't use Viagra because they're impotent, but because some women are just butt-ugly.

<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by sTiCk_E_mOuSe on 03/24/03 08:38 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Flamethrower205   03-25-2003 at 06:27:23 AM
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Starts convulsing and froths at mouth* *faints*

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Flamethrower205   03-25-2003 at 06:29:12 AM
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Err, those pranks never happened to any of my friends or me, like sticky said, happens to the nerds tho. I mean we may give each other a few good punches or a thrashing for good luck, but das it (and then there was the time a friend of mine and I were so bored in math class I flipped him onto the desk and we started randomly fighting hehehehe. teacher got so pissed).

Hilbert space is a big place.

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jaythaman   03-25-2003 at 08:53:02 AM
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Talk about fighting we once broke skool furniture celebrating a buddie'd bday OMG we were in deep [-peep-] that day.

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

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