What would you do?

I'd go back and look at the dinosaurs. I think that would be amazing.

The other thing I'd do is go back and place bets on races, events, etc. where I already know the outcome. Easy money.

I want to eat your face

Aw dammit you always have to drag everything down to that level.

I want to eat your face

Aww c'mon i had to stoop to your level ROFL

<b><font color=blue>Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia</b></font color=blue>

Chill out man! j/k
I hate it when someone takes a joke seriously.

<b><font color=blue>Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia</b></font color=blue>

I think you missed the sarcasm Fancy a spanking anyway?

I want to eat your face

The only time I get serious is when people start joking about child porn. Other than that, anything goes.

I want to eat your face

I would probably try to do the "Quantam Leap" thing. GO through time righting wrongs...World Trade Center...ethnic cleansing in Kosovo, Africa, prevent Mr Luther King from getting shot...Stuff like that. I'd also like to go see a real live gladiator fight in the colloseum in ROme. I'd like to see all the ancient civlizations in there golden days...Egypt, Rome, Aztec, Perasian, Babylonian...ect...I think it would be amazing see a couple of events too. I'd want to see the Pyramids being built, the meteor hit that wiped out the dinosaurs, and Jesus' birth and crucifixion.

The only way France is going in is if we tell them we've discovered truffles in Iraq. -Dennis Miller

I'd slip in somekind of birthcontrol between Wingding's parents...

"There is no God but God!"
- Iraqi civilian woman after being bombed by the US.

You guys think so .....small. I'd go and release windows before Microsoft and be the richest person in the world HAHAHAHA

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lol you wouldnt be so anonymnous when you win so many lotteries in a row. Besides 1bn-100million so well i can live with the guilt of being unpopular.

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I would go back to about 1600.
I think I would take a clone army with me,(thousands of me) well armed and trained, at least 100 tanks. apache helicopters, f-16s, etc. etc.(all running on high powered hydrogen fuel cell power plants)
Build a few fortresses, probably east coast, and west coast of America, and one in middle east,one in Britain for the navy, and one in China.
Then My small army would take over the world hahahahahehehehehahahaha(Dr. Evil laughter)
And My heirs would rule the world in "peace and harmony"
I wonder what native Americans would think of my 500000 watt stereo sytem?
Bob

Here's how you do it.....

Get a list of all companies that survived the 1929 depression...go into the future(say 100-200 years), and see which ones of these are still around. Then, you do the lottery thing like was mentioned....go back to 1929 and buy up EVERY stock you could find (thats on the list of surviving companies), put these stocks in a trust, come back to our time, and BANG! You are now the richest person on the earth, as well as anonymous...

Even better is that you will still have the capability to get richer and richer every day...just by hanging on to these stocks....AND you will have already made sure that your future, as well as the future of your descendants is secured (because you went into the future and checked...)

Or......just go back and kill the guy who invented the paperclip or stapler, "INVENT" the stapler or paperclip yourself, and be happy....

Or....Go far enough into the future that they perfect cloning technology, then go back and get DNA samples from certain people like Einstein....and clone them....do something good for humanity....

Then, after you've done these things.....you could do some fun stuff....but thats a different....much longer post.....

<font color=blue> Computer fans are really cooling fans for the user. When they run, the user is cool, but whenever they break, the user starts sweating!! </font color=blue>

*thinks*

There's soooooooo many things that could be done.

> tell people that died in car accidents not to get in the car

> kill Osama and Sadam years ago

> warn the people on Titanic about the ice berg so Jack and Rose could have lived happily ever after hehe

> Convince my ex-boyfriends parents to never have him

> help people in the 50's with their silly dress fashion

> Discover Ozland before Cook and name it after Poobaa

> Convince PooBaa's parents to build their house in Mill Park so I don't have to drive 35 mins to see him

> Go back in time and give myself a better memory cuz i just thought of a really good thing to do and ive forgotten

> Invent Broadband in 1900 to make it cheap in Ozland now!

> Get the winning Tattslotto numbers for the $40 million powerball draw a few months ago (aussie gambling game)

> Buy PooBaa unlimited black fans after I won the $40 million


<font color=purple><i>"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
<b>George Gobol</b></i></font color=purple>

Finally i thought of a good one.I'd like to go back and beat the hell out of this one guy in 5th grade(thanx eden). I've always been fascinated by the egyptian civilization i'd like to relive that. Hmmmm and and and go to the future and buy the ATI RADEON 99990 PRO and bring it back
And i'd prevent some very special people in my life from dying *sobs*



<b><font color=blue>Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia</b></font color=blue>

I'd go back to when Hitler was a student and try to change his mind about his ideals, as killing him wouldn't neccessarily alter the course of the future. And if he didn't change, I'd still shoot his punk ass and leave him in a ditch. Just 'cause he was a wanker.

Then I'd take out his Generals, Goerring and all his cronies. At least that way, there'd be no holocaust.

And then I'd travel to see Saddam aged six and steal his sweets and toys. That'd teach him.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

Yeay, but before you shot her, wouldn't you want to give her one? I mean, she's naked and quite frankly, gagging for it? That'd piss Adam off!

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

Hmmm... first some sightseeing around the world.

Then I will prevent Bush from 'winning' the elections, prevent Saddam from getting a dictator and visit Osama to give him back the candy America stole from him when he was a kid and that gave him a huge traume and hate against America.

Killing Hitler before WW2 isn't a very good idea... you've seen the results in Red Alert.

Oh, and I will prevent the creation of Israel and create it with agreement of the Arabic countries... that will solve a lot of problems.

Oh and ofcourse I will go into the future and get a quantum computer to take back in time and study nuclear fusion so I can solve the energy problem.

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on

You also reminded of something, like you, I want to know who stole my bike when I left it unattended for some minutes.

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I'd go find Jesus Christ and tell him how much he messes up the world by starting the whole Christianity thing.

-I'm not stupid, I'm just big-boned!-

...can you get me one while you're there?



<font color=purple><i>"Poobaa's cute! Poobaa's cute! Poobaa's so completely cute!"
<b>LHGPooBaa's Angel</b></i></font color=purple>

WTF? You ever played Red Alert? If not I can understand why you didn't get that joke.

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on

Excellent idea! I will prevent all major religions from becomming one!

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on

I know, there are simply too many political threads now, that I end up finishing checking the forums so early (skipping too many of them) and playing UT2003...! Look what you've done to me yall!

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ROFL at your sig!

...does that mean us aussies have to worry that the world will end today?

<font color=purple><i>"Poobaa's cute! Poobaa's cute! Poobaa's so completely cute!"
<b>LHGPooBaa's Angel</b></i></font color=purple>

It'd be worth it to know that such a degenerate nation has already met its end.

....*awaits retaliation*....

I want to eat your face