Nvidia Shows Off Gaming PC That's a Keg of Beer

[Marcus Yam]

It's a keg from the Sierra Nevada Brewing company!

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[runswindows95]

YES! Beer and a PC in one system! No more trips to the fridge!

 

[r3t4rd]

[citation][nom]runswindows95[/nom]YES! Beer and a PC in one system! No more trips to the fridge![/citation]
*cant....hold....back...tears...*
Now only if Nvidia can come up with a Crapper/Pisser Chair. We could game 24/7 without getting up!! Awesome, no one would ever miss a minute of hardcore PC Gaming action!! No more "hey team, wait, I need to go pee". No more "Ddue, I have to do a number #2. Find someone else to Scrim with you for the next 15mins". No more, "Oh FTW, $#@#$@$ Rochelle is AFK!! Lets vote kick this dooche!". No more, "Awesome, free frag kill"....etc.

 

[manitoublack]

Now all they need to do is put it on sale

 

[lueszu]

i was an AMD fan until this moment... this... this is too much...

 

[sirmorluk]

Every time I look at it I hear angels singing Beethoven's immortal "Ode to Joy". It is so beautiful.

 

[blackened144]

[citation][nom]r3t4rd[/nom]*cant....hold....back...tears...* Now only if Nvidia can come up with a Crapper/Pisser Chair. We could game 24/7 without getting up!! Awesome, no one would ever miss a minute of hardcore PC Gaming action!! No more "hey team, wait, I need to go pee". No more "Ddue, I have to do a number #2. Find someone else to Scrim with you for the next 15mins". No more, "Oh FTW, $#@#$@$ Rochelle is AFK!! Lets vote kick this dooche!". No more, "Awesome, free frag kill"....etc.[/citation]
Go away! 'Batin'!

 

[cronik93]

Can it hold beer? That would be a nice a feature that could benefit the lots of us .

 

[blindmancry]

I hope they do not use cold beer to keep their card cool ... cause that would be sick ...

 

[kelemvor4]

[citation][nom]Article[/nom]Oh, and there's room to hold 40 servings of beer.[/citation]
What's that like 5760 ounces? Does it provide cooling for the beer (which could in turn cool the cpu and GPU's? I'd hate to think this thing was serving up warm beer.

 

[treefrog07]

A whole new concept in cooling computer components. What's next? A LN2 ice-cream freezer for non-beer drinkers?

 

[scott_madison1]

[citation][nom]kelemvor4[/nom]What's that like 5760 ounces? Does it provide cooling for the beer (which could in turn cool the cpu and GPU's? I'd hate to think this thing was serving up warm beer.[/citation]


read *hack hack* the last *cough* paragraph...

 

[mdillenbeck]

I detect a small design flaw - it sounds like a single PC. Instead, it should be 4 PCs networked to make the ultimate college LAN party accessory. As for spaghetti, merely add a serving tray around the top and voila... or chips and dip... or, as we do here in Wisconsin, cheesy beer soaked brats with beer bread buns and - well, any combination of beer, brats, and cheese will do.

 

[utengineer]

[citation][nom]r3t4rd[/nom]*cant....hold....back...tears...* Now only if Nvidia can come up with a Crapper/Pisser Chair. We could game 24/7 without getting up!! Awesome, no one would ever miss a minute of hardcore PC Gaming action!! No more "hey team, wait, I need to go pee". No more "Ddue, I have to do a number #2. Find someone else to Scrim with you for the next 15mins". No more, "Oh FTW, $#@#$@$ Rochelle is AFK!! Lets vote kick this dooche!". No more, "Awesome, free frag kill"....etc.[/citation]

When was the last time you went outside or talked to a female without the use of a headset, and that wasn't related to you?

 

[christop]

cool keg pc.

 

[kdashjl]

[citation][nom]treefrog07[/nom]A whole new concept in cooling computer components. What's next? A LN2 ice-cream freezer for non-beer drinkers?[/citation]
im a non-beer drinker i would like some ice-cream

 

[Reynod]

mrface is going to be pretty upset if NVidia doesn't give this to him after the show.

 

[zak_mckraken]

I hope it's not powered by Fermi, I don't like warm beer. Unless there's a Peltier cooler, then it will be ice-cold! Yummy! Yeah yeah... read the article. Lighten up, it's a joke.

 

[wikiwikiwhat]

"Awww man, who put malware in my beer...told you not to touch my keg bro!!!"

 

[colinl]

[citation][nom]kelemvor4[/nom]What's that like 5760 ounces?[/citation]

How on earth did you guess / compute that 40 servings would be 5760 ounces... each serving is a 12-pack??

It's probably more like 480 oz, which is a serious stretch to call a 'keg'. A full keg is 1/2 barrel, which should be 15.5 gallons but I've seen many import kegs actually in the 13.5 - 14.5 range.

 

[buzznut]

Damn, wish I'd done this mod first!!

 

[buzznut]

[citation][nom]colinl[/nom]How on earth did you guess / compute that 40 servings would be 5760 ounces... each serving is a 12-pack?? It's probably more like 480 oz, which is a serious stretch to call a 'keg'. A full keg is 1/2 barrel, which should be 15.5 gallons but I've seen many import kegs actually in the 13.5 - 14.5 range.[/citation]

Yep, 480 oz. Which is almost 2 cases of beer, probably enough for 5 but not much more.

 

[beayn]

[citation][nom]utengineer[/nom]When was the last time you went outside or talked to a female without the use of a headset, and that wasn't related to you?[/citation]

When was the last time you got a joke?

 

[GoldenI]

Beer and gaming... the best combination.

 

[tommysch]

[citation][nom]utengineer[/nom]When was the last time you went outside or talked to a female without the use of a headset, and that wasn't related to you?[/citation]

Ever heard of a call girl? Ask your sister she will explain it to you. ;D