favorite movie dialogues

dark helmut "so lonestar at last we me for the first time for the last time"

<i><font color=red>What you need and everything you'll feel is just a question of the deal In the eye of storm just think of the lonely dove the experience of survival is the key to the gravity of love</font color=red></i>

The entire "Holy Grail" movie.

Any man can withstand adversity...The true test of character is to give a man power <i>Abraham Lincoln</i>

lock stock and two smoking barrels
Soup: "what'll they be armed with"
Eddie: "feather dusters, bad breath, guns you twit"

<i><font color=red>What you need and everything you'll feel is just a question of the deal In the eye of storm just think of the lonely dove the experience of survival is the key to the gravity of love</font color=red></i>

most painful movie dialogue

52 INT. MIKE'S APARTMENT - LATER THAT NIGHT
52

Mike opens the door and flicks on the lights in his sparsely
furnished single.

He drops his keys on the table and makes a bee line to the
answering machine.

He pushes the button.

ANSWERING MACHINE
(synthesized voice)
She didn't call.

Mike collapses into his futon and lights a smoke.

Beat.

He pulls out the COCKTAIL NAPKIN. He stares at the number.

He looks at the clock. 2:20 AM.

He looks at the napkin.

He thinks better of it, and puts the napkin away.

Beat.

He takes out the napkin and picks up the phone.

ANSWERING MACHINE
(synthesized voice)
Don't do it, Mike.

MIKE
Shut up.

He dials.

It rings twice, then...

NIKKI
(recorded)
Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
(beep)

MIKE
Hi, Nikki. This is Mike. I met you
tonight at the Dresden. I, uh, just
called to say I, uh, I'm really glad we
met and you should give me a call. So
call me tomorrow, or , like, in two days,
whatever. My number is 213-555-4679...
(beep)

Mike hangs up.

Beat.

He dials again.

NIKKI
(recorded)
Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
(beep)

MIKE
Hi, Nikki. This is Mike, again. I just
called because it sounded like your
machine might've cut me off before I gave
you my number, and also to say sorry for
calling so late, but you were still there
when I left the Dresden, so I knew I'd
get your machine. Anyway, my number
is...
(beep)

Mike calls back right away.

NIKKI
(recorded)
Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
(beep)

MIKE
213-555-4679. That's all. I just wanted
to leave my number. I don't want you to
think I'm weird, or desperate or
something...
(he regrets saying it
immediately)
... I mean, you know, we should just
hang out. That's it. No expectations.
Just, you know, hang out. Bye.
(beep)

He hangs up.

Beat.

He dials.

NIKKI
(recorded)
Hi. This is Nikki. Leaves a message.
(beep)

MIKE
I just got out of a six-year
relationship. Okay? That should help to
explain why I'm acting so weird. It's
not you. It's me. I just wanted to say
that. Sorry.
(pause)
This is Mike.
(beep)

He dials again. There's no turning back.

NIKKI
(recorded)
Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
(beep)

MIKE
Hi, Nikki. This is Mike again. Could you
just call me when you get in? I'll be up
for awhile, and I'd just rather talk to
you in person instead of trying to
squeeze it all...
(beep)

He dials yet again.

NIKKI
(recorded)
Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
(beep)

MIKE
Hi, Nikki. Mike. I don't think this is
working out. I think you're great, but
maybe we should just take some time off
from each other. It's not you, really.
It's me. It's only been six months...

NIKKI
(Live, in person. she picks
up the line)
Mike?

MIKE
Nikki! Great! Did you just walk in, or
were you listening all along?

NIKKI
(calmly)
Don't call me ever again.

MIKE
Wow, I guess you were home...

<i><font color=red>What you need and everything you'll feel is just a question of the deal In the eye of storm just think of the lonely dove the experience of survival is the key to the gravity of love</font color=red></i>

Snatch.

Sol: "And I've got some extra loud blanks just in case"
Vincent: "In case what..? In case we have to deafen them to death?"

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

Dirty Harry.

Harry: "Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."
The Mayor: "Intent? How did you establish that?"
Harry: "When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"


<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

Dazed and Confused:
Wooderson: "Say man, you got a joint?"
Mitch: "Uhh, no, not on me, man."
Wooderson: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did!"
------

American Pie:
OZ: "All you gotta do is just ask em questions, and listen to what they have to say and shlt."
Stifler: "I don't know, man...that sounds like a lot of work!"
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Nerds: "We're here for the party."
(Loud noise, folks drinking in the background)
Stifler: "What party? There's no party."

Caddyshack:
Carl: "People say, you know, I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living, you know."
Ty: "Oh, people don't say that about you as far as you know."
------
Judge Smails: "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I...owed it to them."
------

Carl: "This crowd has gone deadly silent...Cinderella story, out of nowhere, a former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. (Swoosh) It looks like a mirac...IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE!"
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Ty: "I like you, Betty."
Danny: "It's Danny, sir."
Ty: "....Danny"
------
Lacy Underall: "My uncle says you've got a screw loose."
Ty: "Your uncle molests collies."

Ferris Bueller:
Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while....you could miss it."

The Jerk:
"Bring us some fresh wine. Enough of this old stuff!"
------
"THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!!! THE NEW PHONE BOOK'S HERE!"

Airplane:
McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."
------
McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."
------
McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."
------
McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."


War Eagle

Not a movie but a Three Stooges short called A Ducking They Will Go:

Larry fiddles with a launching mechanism to hurl decoy ducks across a lake and accidentally hits Moe in the face with it.

Moe: Remind me to kill you later.

Pause

Moe: I oughta rip your esophagus out.

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dumb and dumber
Lloyd to mary
"Mary, i desperately want to make love to a school boy"
"i got worms"
"good-bye my love"

lloyd to old lady
"you know it is right what they say, old people although dangerous behind the wheel of a car can still serve a purpose. .. don't you go dying on me"

lloyd to harry
"tell her i'm funny and i've got a rapist's wit"
"harry you're alive, and you're a horible shot"

"it gets worse, my pet bird petey, he's dead, his head fell off"

"did you pay the gas bill"



<i><font color=red>What you need and everything you'll feel is just a question of the deal In the eye of storm just think of the lonely dove the experience of survival is the key to the gravity of love</font color=red></i>

Gone in 60 Seconds.

Donnie (to asian girl learning to drive): "You can't negotiate turns, you can't park, you can't maintain speed. Hell honey, you can't drive! I can't swim either, but you know what I do? I stay my black a$s out the pool!"

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

Predator.

Dutch (To the Predator): "You are one ugly motherf u c ker."

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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...didn't mean to post it twice lol<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by melb_angel19 on 04/09/03 09:43 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

Pass me the razor blades, while I tighten the noose.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

Oh, double sided blades, naturally. Will you put the hood over my head too. I like a bit of bondage as I end my pitiful existence.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

There's traces of green in there too from the undigested duck embryos.

Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare