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papasmurf   04-09-2003 at 06:18:45 AM

Today was my B-DAY lol I skipped school and went down to the beach with some friends (two girls) we met up with some more friends who were staying in a hotel there so we got to use the SPA!! haha, I came home to pizza and my grandma's peach cobler oh yes! lol I feel sick tho, I had 7 rockstar energy drinks and soooooo much salt water taffy...I'm off to bed. I gotta go to school tomarrow :(

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melb_angel19   04-09-2003 at 07:21:39 AM
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Happy Birthday!

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RobD   04-09-2003 at 09:35:10 AM
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Did your two friends give you a "Special" birthday present?

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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dhlucke   04-09-2003 at 09:50:12 AM
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Happy Birthday! How old?

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WingDing   04-09-2003 at 10:26:41 AM
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Yeah, and did you give them something in return? :evil:

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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RobD   04-09-2003 at 10:29:36 AM
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Hopefully he gave them a very nutritious protein drink.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-09-2003 at 10:48:52 AM
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Delivered straight into their digestive tract. Or close enough to be licked up.

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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RobD   04-09-2003 at 10:53:47 AM
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You'd have thought it being his birthday, they might have treated him to a special birthday snowball show.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-09-2003 at 11:09:41 AM
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In a hot tub, of course. Goddammit what are friends for anyway?

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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RobD   04-09-2003 at 02:03:59 PM
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Oh, to see them dry each other off. With just their tongues.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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jaythaman   04-09-2003 at 02:51:33 PM
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Happy b'day. So how old are you now?
Man you must have got something special from your "friends" otherwise you wouldnt have mentioned "two girls" Hehehe :wink:

<b><font color=blue>The opposite of love is indifference not hate.</b></font color=blue>

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svol   04-09-2003 at 04:32:15 PM
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Happy birthday!

Now tells us which present those two girls gave you.

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papasmurf   04-09-2003 at 10:03:16 PM
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hot tub...how the hell did you know? ahhhh stalker!

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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papasmurf   04-09-2003 at 10:06:08 PM
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I I am 17 years old, one more year..just one more damnit I don't think I'll make it.

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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Auburn9698   04-09-2003 at 10:08:37 PM
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Gee, RobD, if the friends are both girls, I would hope that they would have the opposite effect on each other, wouldn't you?
"Dry each other off"? No way.

War Eagle

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papasmurf   04-09-2003 at 10:14:29 PM
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oh come on now, can't a guy go to the beach on his birthday with two friends without there being anything sexual? lol I came close. Too close. When you are left in a hotel with a beautiful girl for hours unsupervised with a large supply of condems there is a lot of temptation. Call me stupid but I just said no, so we watched tv. She's my friend and I want it to stay that way, for now at least. I know I made the right choice so please don't make me feel bad about it. It took a lot of will power ok?

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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Auburn9698   04-09-2003 at 10:25:24 PM
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Quote :

oh come on now, can't a guy go to the beach on his birthday with two friends without there being anything sexual?


If they're both chicks, then...umm....no...

War Eagle<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Auburn9698 on 04/09/03 03:26 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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dhlucke   04-09-2003 at 10:35:39 PM
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Quote :

Call me stupid but I just said no, so we watched tv.



Stupid

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papasmurf   04-09-2003 at 10:52:48 PM
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:D lol thanks for the support you horny bastard!

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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Spitfire_x86   04-10-2003 at 03:23:52 AM
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Happy Birthday!

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jaythaman   04-10-2003 at 09:33:15 AM
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LOL ULTRA STUPID

PS naah that was a good choice

<b><font color=blue>The opposite of love is indifference not hate.</b></font color=blue>

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RobD   04-10-2003 at 09:48:21 AM
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Ah, now I understand. They were obviously moose. That can be the only logicial explaination for not attempting to nail them.

But I bet you cranked one off when you got home though eh?

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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papasmurf   04-10-2003 at 10:04:47 AM
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naw I'm tring to cut down on the crankage :D

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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dhlucke   04-10-2003 at 10:09:37 AM
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LOL

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lhgpoobaa   04-10-2003 at 10:15:32 AM
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You fool!
As you get older my padowan you might learn the golden rules.

1. You can never get enough. Never.
2. 2 Girls at once is 4 times as good. 3 girls 9 times. The law of squares.
3. The only reason to stop (or possibly slow down) is when you die.


<b>When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and salt</b>
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papasmurf   04-10-2003 at 10:26:30 AM
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Haha it's more complicated than I told it I suppose, she is my best friends ex they just broke up and she's just a bit crazy right now, on the rebound if you understand me. We have been friends for years and it just wouldn't have been right. Sure it would have been great while it lasted but lying there spent next to one of my best friends I would be feeling pretty damned guilty...God damnit I am stupid! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I hate myself I always make the "right choice" so far it has never worked out right for me.

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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WingDing   04-10-2003 at 10:28:45 AM
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I was submerged in the hot tub, jacking off as I watched all of you. You remember the tub was especially frothy that night?

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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papasmurf   04-10-2003 at 10:30:30 AM
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lol

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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dhlucke   04-10-2003 at 10:46:23 AM
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That was a horrible decision.

<font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS</font color=blue> <font color=red>AMERICA</font color=red>

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dhlucke   04-10-2003 at 10:46:48 AM
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my new title.

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RobD   04-10-2003 at 10:53:18 AM
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My knuckles went all nimble today. And it wasn't through typing. I was watching Wingy in the hot tub.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-10-2003 at 11:25:12 AM
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I'd like to sit in a hot tub when I have explosive diahorria. That would make the chicks moist.

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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RobD   04-10-2003 at 11:48:38 AM
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I suppose the presence of nubile hotties would ease the pain of a rusty starfish further enflamed by such an affliction.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-10-2003 at 12:09:23 PM
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I'd just like to see the look on their faces when I let a big one rip and watch the water turn a sickening brown colour. I think that's when I'd start to skin them alive and pull their tongues out of their screaming heads.

.....*theme music from Halloween*....

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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RobD   04-10-2003 at 12:20:07 PM
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You'd look a bit daft sitting in a hot tub wearing a blue boiler suit.

Although it would maybe indicate your supreme toughness.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-10-2003 at 12:31:13 PM
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Well how else does one dress for a hot tub party?....*rolls eyes*....

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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lhgpoobaa   04-10-2003 at 12:32:27 PM
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you are weak!
only the truly strong take advantage of such situations.

but seriously... see how things go. make sure you are allways there to ensure you have a decent "chance"
THEN pork her eyeballs out :smile:

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RobD   04-10-2003 at 01:06:59 PM
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Ah, you could cut the boiler suit down to bermuda type shorts, meaning your ready for Michael Myers exploits in summer.

The mask looks like you've received several facials though. Some remnants floating in the tub.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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eden   04-11-2003 at 06:00:18 AM
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That's good though, if I may be serious here.
I have a best friend, she's been a friend to me since childhood. Now I want to fly her from Lebanon to Canada to the prom night. Crazy huh?
Yet, if it does work, I do not intend to get involved in anyway sexually. I respect her a lot, we are best friends, we look out for each other, and she has a BF. I don't want to jeopardize a friendship for dating. The only time such is done is when you're both sure you want to make a life out of it, ergo mariage.

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Flamethrower205   04-11-2003 at 06:46:21 AM
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Yep, this like the time last thursday when I foolishly said no to a 3-some with 2 girls. Issue was I had 3 roommates and I suppose it would have felt wrong, tho I suppose if I have the chance again next year I'll take it (I'll be in the same place at the same time hehe).

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Flamethrower205   04-11-2003 at 06:49:03 AM
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I suppose I am regretting it tho, Mr. Happy is punishing me....I haven't gotten turned on since then, and I dun even feel a thing when I see a hot actress anymore. Quite weird.

Hilbert space is a big place.

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dhlucke   04-11-2003 at 09:31:57 AM
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You, Eden, and the Smurf are KILLING me!! WTF is wrong with your hormones????

<font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS</font color=blue> <font color=red>AMERICA</font color=red>

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RobD   04-11-2003 at 09:48:43 AM
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I'm in 100% total agreement with dh.

WTF. A cast-iron full on hardcore shagging session with not 1, but 2 chicks. And you turn it down. Have you no respect for your dick? No wonder there's no movement down there anymore. I mean, once you've read Hustler, the lingerie pages of Sears catalogue don't cut the mustard do they?

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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dhlucke   04-11-2003 at 09:55:54 AM
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Your pecker is confused. Odds are he's on strike and will never work again. That'll teach you.

Everyone be warned! If you deny your pecker action in its time of need he will PUNISH you!

Flame if your pecker gives you a second chance don't screw it up. Next time he might give you permanent blue balls.

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RobD   04-11-2003 at 09:58:35 AM
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His balls have retreated inside his body. They're protesting at the glorious moment of pleasure they were denied.

I'm all depressed about it and it wasn't even me who missed out.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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papasmurf   04-11-2003 at 10:40:08 AM
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I've only had one three some offer and I feel suicidal whenever I remember turning it down I seriously hate myself so [-peep-] much for that one. but it was that whole friendship thing...I hate friends! I gotta get rid of them so I can bang um!

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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papasmurf   04-11-2003 at 10:42:46 AM
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YAY! Positive reinforcement! Thanks eden! I needed that!

Treat your body like a $600 car. God didn't intend it to last so use it. Run it into the ground!

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Yahiko81   04-11-2003 at 02:48:15 PM
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She's in Lebanon... you're in canada...

Have some fun.

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eden   04-11-2003 at 05:39:58 PM
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:tongue:

Now if I can only bring myself to post her pics online (for some reason, either I'm too lazy or I respect her private model and casting pictures), you would tell me what you think of that wonder woman.

I really do hope though, that I can make this work, should her parents accept the demand. I'd really look the craziest guy in high school here, but at least I had the will to try such.

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Yahiko81   04-11-2003 at 06:37:48 PM
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Just look at it this way. You're not just taking her to prom,you want to see an old friend and want to show her your country. I think it's a cool idea. I've been tryng to get my gf (camie) to come and see me but he keeps complaining about not enough time or he's on the rag. It's really annoying.

<A HREF="http://forums.btvillarin.com/index.php?act=ST&f=41&t=324&s=58e94ba84a16bedfebbf0f416d5bac48" target="_new">I reckon all women should learn how to do an engine re-build so they can get the right to vote.</A>

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