The little elfs they use to make the processors go are getting faster, what I mean is, everytime they make a processor, they catch the elfs, 1 elf is 1 megahertz generally(tho some are lazy!) by now, all the slow elfs have been caught(because theyre slow) and put in the slower first gen athlon chips,now every chip amd churns out is chock full of the faster more gooder elfs!
When you overclock a chip, you apply electricty to the elfs making them run around in pain, much faster(like the cat in the movie cats eye...the one about the cat) however, this can lead to their dying....poor elfs. The only worser way for the elfs to die is when amdmeltdork tries to apply the heatsink to their home(the core) poor little squished elfs!
Amd's athlon 4 processors will have genetically enhanced elfs in it, which will be very gooder.
(the above post was done totaly in jest, I do not use the term gooder, more better, etc in real life.)
no elfs were harmed in the making of this post asides from the ones amdmeltdork cooked this morning.
"Friends don't let friends buy Pentiums"
August 21, 2001 1:26:13 AM
good thing I'm studying electrical and computer engineering, else I couldn't follow the elf analogy
AGGA, Duron? Uh oh... I'm pretty sure I was looking at my second Athlon when I read the AGGA. That'd really suck if some crappy online merchant duped me for a Duron! I better go check that processor when I get home.