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mccoll1ns   04-15-2003 at 03:44:37 PM

<A HREF="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_770842.html" target="_new">Link</A>

Wrist supports to be provided...

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RobD   04-15-2003 at 04:04:01 PM
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Do you have to bring your own lube and Kleenex though?

And what sort of "acheivement" merits a prize. The minds boggles... Longest jizz spurt?

Good inspiration in the mixed arena though...

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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Conehead   04-15-2003 at 04:13:11 PM
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$20 says that Wingding is hosting this event!

"There is no God but God!"
- Iraqi civilian woman after being bombed by the US.

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RobD   04-15-2003 at 04:15:10 PM
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I bet one of the rounds will be "soggy biscuit"

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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mccoll1ns   04-15-2003 at 04:16:59 PM
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AAAARGH! :lol:
Nice to see some squaddie traditions continue - a WWII vet told me what that one involves.

You could have a relay...

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Luck is my middle name. Unfortunately, my first name is Bad.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by mccoll1ns on 04/15/03 03:18 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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RobD   04-15-2003 at 04:31:16 PM
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It's the stuff of legends!

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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mccoll1ns   04-15-2003 at 04:34:04 PM
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It's probably the stuff of Wingy's afternoon snacks... :smile:

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RobD   04-15-2003 at 04:44:04 PM
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Breakfast, lunch and dinner...

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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RobD   04-15-2003 at 09:41:18 PM
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I'm not even going to go into a little number called "Dance of the flaming arsehole"


<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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mccoll1ns   04-15-2003 at 10:04:51 PM
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O, I feel you should!

I just noticed, I became a member when I started this thread. I've always thought of myself as a bit of a member...

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WingDing   04-16-2003 at 10:35:16 AM
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I usually have colonic mucus as a refreshing brunch.

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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mccoll1ns   04-16-2003 at 10:41:54 AM
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Ahh... I'm on a low fat diet, so it's bogies & diced carrots.

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mccoll1ns   04-16-2003 at 10:50:25 AM
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Holy sh!t, they're ALL at it!!

<A HREF="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=masturbate-a-thon+&btnG=Google+Search" target="_new">Link</A>

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RobD   04-16-2003 at 10:51:03 AM
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Well, it involves a bare arse, a toliet roll and a naked flame.

Do I need to say more?

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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mccoll1ns   04-16-2003 at 11:02:59 AM
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The loo roll is a nice touch - blowback reduction, I assume?

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RobD   04-16-2003 at 11:10:08 AM
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OK, this is how it goes...

The bog roll is shoved between the cheeks with a large length draped down. This is then set alight. As the flame spreads further towards the ringpiece and knackers, the "dancing" starts. Whoever goes the longest is the winner. The winner gets to go home with scorched plums and a very tender arse, and absolutely no hair in the region.

Drink does strange things to people

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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WingDing   04-16-2003 at 11:17:18 AM
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It's even funnier if you duct tape the bogroll to the poor sod.

:eek: Wingding - a sperm bank's worst nightmare :eek:

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RobD   04-16-2003 at 11:28:25 AM
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Ouch.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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jaythaman   04-17-2003 at 08:41:41 AM
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Superglue and some gasoline soaking . :evil: Maybe even some gunpowder

<b><font color=blue>Go "love" yourself :wink: </b></font color=blue>

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dhlucke   04-17-2003 at 08:50:19 AM
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Quote :

I bet one of the rounds will be "soggy biscuit"



Que?

<font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS</font color=blue> <font color=red>AMERICA</font color=red>

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RobD   04-17-2003 at 08:52:33 AM
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Heard the term Circle Jerk?

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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dhlucke   04-17-2003 at 09:03:09 AM
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gotcha

<font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS</font color=blue> <font color=red>AMERICA</font color=red>

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RobD   04-17-2003 at 09:04:00 AM
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I don't think I need to go any further!

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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dhlucke   04-17-2003 at 09:14:06 AM
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we're done here

<font color=red>GOD</font color=red> <font color=blue>BLESS</font color=blue> <font color=red>AMERICA</font color=red>

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RobD   04-17-2003 at 09:15:35 AM
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Thank god, I was in dire need of a bath if I went any further.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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Yahiko81   04-17-2003 at 05:00:18 PM
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You like ot play soggy biscut don't you!

<A HREF="http://forums.btvillarin.com/index.php?act=ST&f=41&t=324&s=58e94ba84a16bedfebbf0f416d5bac48" target="_new">I reckon all women should learn how to do an engine re-build so they can get the right to vote.</A>

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RobD   04-17-2003 at 09:08:39 PM
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It's a legendary army game, but I've never seen it done, thank god. Heard of it, never seen it. Thank god.

<font color=blue>"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum" - Roddy Piper</font color=blue>

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