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Way to much worldly crap going on these days, lets have some fun, finish the story.

Fourteen days out of space dock, we suddenly dropped out of lightspeed for no apparent reason, we still had full power, but it wasn't getting to the engine pods, everyone was rushing about in a panic, trying to find out what had happened, when suddenly??????????

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Spock appeared from the engine room to tell us that there had been a leak from the Dilithium Crystal chamber. Understandably, this came as a great shock and I braced myself against the helmsman's desk and waited for.....

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the alarm, I knew was going to go off, when we suddenly lost artificial gravity, and started floating through the air, after Spock informed me he had fixed the leak, I understood why the alarm had not gone off, I asked Spock about the loss of artificial gravity, and he said...

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"How the hell should I know? Do I look like Scotty?" Spock hadn't been himself lately, ever since that visit to Planet Platex in the Waco system. I had dismissed his illogical behavior as some sort of passing phase, but I was beginning to worry. But Spock was the least of my problems at the moment, because suddenly...

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artificial gravity was restored and I slammed face first into the deck grating....

Listening to nature is the music of the Soul

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...and I felt the air rush out of my lungs as Spock fell on top of me. "You know," Spock commented in an even tone, "I always thought you needed to lose some weight, but sometimes the extra padding comes in handy. Thanks, lard-butt."

Resisting the urge to box Spock's pointy little ears, I clamoured back to my feet and straightened my uniform. I was just beginning to hope the worst had passed when...

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't take showers. :tongue:

Edited by Twitch on 04/21/03 00:29 AM.

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Bones came running around the corner, yelling, "What the hell are you two goofballs up to now, I've got casualtys all over the ship, I was sound asleep until my bed jumped up and hit me in the back." Kirk says," We lost gravity Bones, Spocks going to find out what happened, if he can stay off of me." Spock says....

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"You're rather incompetent for a Starship Captain, this is all rather illogical." Kirk says," Spock, get to the Engine room now and find out whats going on, Thats an order" Spock says, "Understood El Capitaan" and left for the Engine room. Bones said "what did he say" Kirk says" You heard him right, Bones when everything calms down give him a thorough examination, and I mean thorough, find out whats going on in that brain of his." Bones says "Affirmative Jim" the Com system activates and Uhura says" Captain to the Bridge, Urgent" Kirk says "I'm on the way, whats the problem" Uhura says, " A ship just materialized of our port bow, I don't recognize the ship, its not Klingon, or Romulen." Kirk says, "Raise the shields, I'm almost to the Bridge." Kirk to Spock, "Yes Captain" "Drop what you're doing and get to the Bridge, we've got trouble." Spock Replies," Affirmative Plow Boy" Kirk mumbles to himself, " What the hell is wrong with him? Kirk arrives at the bridge, Checkov says, "Captains on the bridge" Kirk says, "Checkov whats happening?"....

Listening to nature is the music of the Soul

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Checkov says "Keptin, han wunidentified wessil has materialized ov our starboard bow. Plus hour sheelds hare dwown and hour phasers hare ovline because hov zee power houtage."

After taking a few seconds to decipher Checkovs incomprehensably garbled message, and wondering why every alien they meet speaks perfect English while Checkov sounds like he's talking with a mouth full of marbles, Kirk shouts "Hail the ship, Uhura"

Spock replies "El Capitain, it is illogical to assume that the unidentified vessile is named Uhura, you overinflated bag of yellow pus"

"Uhura, just hail the damn ship" replies Kirk.

"Onscreen" replies Uhura...

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kirk says "what the hell is that?"
spock replies" captain i believe that is another ship"
Kirk replies"i know that, i have never seen a ship like that before, who the hell is it"
spock relpies"listen you retarded illogical gigalo a$$ grabbing man, how the hell should i know wtf it is"
the ship is sort of flat looking and in the shape of a circle, it looks like a hunk of junk.
checkov says" keptin eet may be a vuulcon ship siir"
uhura replies"captain we are getting no response from the ship and cannot detect any lifeforms aboard"
that however is the least of their problems as a much bigger ship, bigger than any they have ever seen comes on to radar.

What you need and everything you'll feel is just a question of the deal In the eye of storm just think of the lonely dove the experience of survival is the key to the gravity of love

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Suddenly a chorus of voices speaks...

we are microsoft...resistance is futile
We will add your source code and revenue to our own...

Kirk: ...blah, blah, blah....yeah we've heard it all before..

Chekov: keptun...They've launched their prescott torpedos!!!

Spock: Don't worry, its just a paper launch!

Any man can withstand adversity...The true test of character is to give a man power Abraham Lincoln

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"Who the hell are you, you ball headed geek? ", " I'm Captain Pickard of the Starship Enterprise", Kirks reply "Thats BS, I,m James T. Kirk, The captain of the Enterprise", Pickard replys "Captain Kirk, I know this will be hard to grasp, with your little Pea brained mind, but I'm from the future, Captain of Enterprise D, my ship is in Phase transition, so I could come back to warn you about the ship off your port bow, that is slowly stealing your Plasma Coolant and causing all the problems you're experiencing.", Kirk replies, "Phase transition? That technology is still on the drawing board, Pickard", "Like I said PeaBrain, listen carefully are your whole ship and crew will be destroyed, take....

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Kirk: Peabrain!?! Well at least I get all the chicks!!!

Any man can withstand adversity...The true test of character is to give a man power Abraham Lincoln

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picard replies"and thanks to your uncontrollable sex drive we now have a new std named jtk for james t kirk named after you, and speaking of which because of your philandering ways starship captains are not allowed contact with the hot alien women we come across"

What you need and everything you'll feel is just a question of the deal In the eye of storm just think of the lonely dove the experience of survival is the key to the gravity of loveEdited by jmycal on 04/21/03 01:05 PM.

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With that the Borg ship exploded.

"What the hell just happened?" asked Kirk

"It would appear that one of the unidentified vessels exploded, you girdle wearing Nancy-boy" replied Spock.

"I can see that Spock, but why?"

"I believe I can explain" said Pickard. "That Borg ship tried to assimilate us back in our era, so we used the most hackneyed and overused plot device on any next generation episode and tried to get them stuck in a time loop. For some reason as inexplicable as my British accent when I am supposed to be French, we have to get stuck in a time shift about every other week. We phase shifted back into the ending days of the 20th century. Then as the Borg ship assimilated our computer data we uploaded a primitive computer program called Windows 95. As soon as the Borg ship assimilated Windows 95 they became even more arrogant and self centered, and more intent on complete assimilation and annihilation of all competition. However the primitive and overbloated nature of the Windows 95 operating system caused the Borg system to crash, which you have just witnessed."

"Now" Pickard continued, "the Temporal Prime Directive clearly states that contact between two beings from different timestreams is prohibited, so we will now attempt to create a second time loop to stop us from appearing in your temporal region, because our writers seem to be incapable of plotting any episode without a time loop."

"However, it would appear that the Windows 95 operating system wasn't completely purged from our computer system. As a result our own computer systems have become corrupted."

"The answer is simple" stated Kirk. "Simply ask the computer an illogical question, such as calculating Pi to the final decimal place. Then while it is trying to find the impossible answer you simply unplug the computer. It's worked for me hundreds of times, computers are easy to trick like that."

Just then Scotty's voice came over the intercom. "Captain, I canna 'old her together much longa. If we dunna get some new dilithium crystals in the next few minutes she's agonna explode!"

Just as Scotty's voice faded out Jeordy's was heard. "Captain, at our present rate of contamination I anticipate that our systems will become completely infected with the windows 95 virus within the next 5 minutes. At that point I anticipate massive system failures throughout the entire ship. I've already tried using the pseudo-scientific techno babble approach by bypassing the quintium circuits and diverting power to the deflector shield while changing the amplitude to a rotating field at 16 ohms, but it doesn't seem to be working."

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...To make things worse Q appeared and infected Data with a Windows Millenium virus. With this Data froze in the position he was in and his skin turned blue for some odd reason. Jeordy attempted to start Data in Safe Mode only to find that when he did this Data said "Searching for boot-up disk, boot-up disk not found..." This pissed Jeordy off and he requested that Scotty join him.

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Together they dilligently worked trying to come up with a solution to rid the ships, and DATA, of the deadly old OP/SYS virus combination, and gain some more time, when suddenly the transporter activated and five Microsoft Lawyers appeared, with warrants for all partys, it seems they broke old copyright laws, by illegaly installing the Windows operating systems. One of the lawyers said, "This is more serious than we thought, we're going to need more lawyers.".....

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The lawyers transported back off the ship to get an arsenal of backup lawyers, when Kirk told Scotty, "Mr Scott, can you keep those lawyers from coming back, we've got enough trouble as it is." Jordy jumped in and said, "Captain we can always, misalign the Phase Buffers." Pickard said," Make it so.".....

Listening to nature is the music of the Soul

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About that time Wesley Crusher came running up waving an old 3 1/2" floppy boot disk, I think I know what to do, Kirk says "Who the hell is this, he's just a kid." Pickard says, " He's the diaper rash kid, who sometimes amazes us with his genius, outbursts, but is more trouble than he's worth sometimes, So what have you got Wesley?" Wes says, " I replicated this old disk from the archived files, We scanned the debris from the Borg ship and the Computer core is in tact, we can use this Nortons Ghost Bootdisk, to clone all our troubles over to the Borg computer core." Jordy says, " Captain that might just work" Picard says "Make it so", Spock shaking back to reality, says " Shouldn't we do some tests before we join those old operating systems together, in one core." Scotty jumps in with, "Captain, we don't have time for tests, we have 3 minutes left, we must do something now.".....

Picard says, " Initiate the transfer to the Borg Core" Jordy says "Clone Commencing" about that time Barkley comes running up to Pickard screamin stop the transfer, stop the transfer. Kirk says "Murdock? off the A Team, the guys that shot 100,000 bullets and never hit anything?" Picard says ,"No, This is Ensign Barkley, about 5 steps above Wesley Crusher." "What have you got Barkley".."Well Captain, you see I um, well I know I wasn't authorized but I ran a simulation of the core merge, and all those operating systems are going to mutate.".....

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Picard and Kirk, simultaneosly bark out the commands, to back the ships as far away as possible but to stay in viewer range, of the Borg Computer Core. Spock blurts out, "We can't back away, you double dumb $hits, Ghosting to the Borg Core sent a copy of everything, and loaded it into the Borg Computer Core, but we still have the same problem, and we're not going anywhere." Scotty says "Capin, the computer is completely locked up, it won't respond at all." Jordy confirms to Picard they have the same problem. Picard says, "Lets all go to Ten Forward and see if we can see, whats going on with the Borg Core, we can use manual overides to open the doors." When they arrived at Ten Forward, they looked out the portals, at what was supposed to be the Borg Computer Core and Pickard shouted, "What the hell is that?".....

Listening to nature is the music of the Soul

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Spock says, "It would appear to be what was once called a Hardrive." Kirk says, "Whats a Hard Drive." Spock says, "OH about a 72hour trip with no sleep, sorry captain I couldn't resist that one, A hardrive was what the older computer systems used to store all the information it contained." Kirk said, "Was it normal to have a head growing out the top of it?" Data said, "That would be a Negative Sir." Pickard says, "Data are you alright?" Datas Reply, "I am operating in normal parameters Sir." Jordy Jumps in with, "Captain, I pulled his core and put in his backup, and together we also pulled and replaced the ships cores, and ejected the bad cores into space, we have ships power now Captain." Pickard, "Good, back us away from this thing, to a safe viewing distance, it seems to be growing some appendages, and bring the weapons online." Data says, "Captain we can't destroy it, it clearly is evolving into some kind of new life form." .....

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Pickard says, "I understand that Data, but that is a Borg Core, lets go up to the bridge so we can see this thing on the viewer screen." Upon entering the bridge Pickard commands, "Activate the viewer screen and magnify" Kirk says, "Its grown mechanical arms." Spock says, "Its growing something else too, and it doesn't look like an arm.".....

Listening to nature is the music of the Soul

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...and suddenly, Seven of Nine, (recently transfered to Picard's ship) who was watching the screen saw what it was and her nipples (Borg my @$$!!!) went all perky, when suddenly...

[/the story had to go downhill...it just had]

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Kirk walked up behind Seven and put his hand on her a$$, She spun around and said, "What the hell are you doing?" Kirk stammering says, "Um, Um, Well, Um, Is this a regulation uniform" Bones looks at Spock and says,"He is a dog isn't he" Spock says, "You ought to know you're quite the Veterinarian, with a touch of canine breeding yourself." Pickard says, "Thats enough, we've got serious problems here, this thing outside has grown some kind of transmitting antenna." Data "Captain its also begun growing an engine pod, at its present rate it will be able to move itself, in 14 Minutes and 39 Seconds.".....

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... 38 seconds, 37 seconds, 36 seconds..." Pickard: "STFU Data and start doing something usefull, find out where the weak points of that thing are." Data: "Yes, sir... a scan for all its weak point will only take 20 minutes." Pickard: "Crap". Spock: "Nothing really changed in the future, did it?"...

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on :eek:

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- THE END -

I finished it.

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Reply to Jake75

Pffffff... just wait till the second episode starts.

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on :eek:

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Thanks for finishing the story, Jake75, you're the man! Smartest guy in the forum!

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:tongue:

My sig, not yours

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What do you mean the storys finished Ryan? I was really getting into it?

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No offence Techno, it was starting to take more time than I wanted to put into it, you start up one. I appreciate your efforts, you've got a wild imagination.

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