qoop, your search is over...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,85105,00.html

Any man can withstand adversity...The true test of character is to give a man power <i>Abraham Lincoln</i>

The term "loser" comes to mind....

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War Eagle

Thanks, that's more descriptive.

<font color=red>Breaking News:</font color=red> God expelled from Netherlands; not good enough. Details to come.
War Eagle

I think the quote at the end about what an “Incredible Instant Adoring Girlfriend” would be is class, though!

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Luck is my middle name. Unfortunately, my first name is Bad.

I thought that the line about the girlfriend was quality. Standing in just her underwear, holding a beer for you and with tape over her mouth. Classy lady.

<font color=blue>Netherlands Netherlands uber alles</font color=blue>

That's the first thought in my mind as well. Lets face it...women do not want someone that treats them like that all the time. They go by the 10%/80%/10% rule
10% of the time - Treat them...lets just say...not so nicely
80% of the time - Be a good friend
10% of the time - treat them like a queen.

Any man can withstand adversity...The true test of character is to give a man power <i>Abraham Lincoln</i>