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zpyrd   05-07-2003 at 03:20:53 AM

Has anyone ever lit a bag of $hit on fire?

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Flamethrower205   05-07-2003 at 03:53:22 AM
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Can u do that?? At camp we had these outhouses and there was a lil hole on the side where u could poke a stick in. When someone went to the can, we'd stick a stick covered in tikki torch oil and a cloth rag/ paper that was lit and watch em scream cause the toilet paper made the flames get big hehehehe. The sh!t never lit on fire tho....
Well, it smelled terrible for a week tho hehehehehe

Hilbert space is a big place.

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zpyrd   05-07-2003 at 05:11:54 AM
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Has anyone ever stepped on a bag that was on fire, to put it out, and found that it was filled with $hit?

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Flamethrower205   05-07-2003 at 06:21:04 AM
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Hahaha, that would suck. I've melted my shoes stamping out fire......

Hilbert space is a big place.

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jaythaman   05-07-2003 at 07:56:11 AM
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I'm guessing you just did didn't you?

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zpyrd   05-07-2003 at 08:13:52 AM
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It hasn't happened to me. But I would like to do it to someone.

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mrface   05-07-2003 at 08:15:32 AM
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My friend tied that trick on some one and when the guy came out his house he KICKED the bag instead of stomping on it and it went into the bushes and caught their bushes on fire. luckily he had a water hose right???

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Auburn9698   05-07-2003 at 02:11:07 PM
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I haven't lit a bag of sh|t on fire, but I have lit a friends's fart before. Damn near singed my eyebrows off, too.

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RobD   05-07-2003 at 02:15:49 PM
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I, er, sort of burnt my arse whilst performing a time honoured army ritual called Dance of the Flaming Arsehole.

Not nice.

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Auburn9698   05-07-2003 at 02:32:04 PM
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Whoa, ouch! That stuff's dangerous. Funny as hell to watch, though.

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RobD   05-07-2003 at 02:40:56 PM
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It is funny to watch someone jigging up and down as the flames approach their starfish and burn all the hair off. Very tender cheeks for a few days.

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mrface   05-07-2003 at 03:06:24 PM
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sounds funny to me....Im not that "bright" enough to try that one.......

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RobD   05-07-2003 at 03:28:32 PM
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Well, I was absolutely shitfaced at the time. Someone brought out the toilet roll and off we went. Several of us who hadn't performed before were "encouraged", shall we say, to perform the dance.

HM Forces have some bizarre traditions.

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mrface   05-07-2003 at 03:50:03 PM
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that sounds great man....

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RobD   05-07-2003 at 03:56:41 PM
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Not when you burn your arse cheeks it isn't. It was bloody painful. One guy had his whole bush go up and was doused in beer to extinguish the flames. He thought it was hilarious.

Next day he was walking like John Wayne though. Now that <i>was</i> funny!

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Jake75   05-07-2003 at 04:20:03 PM
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Never lit it up, but I remember that I used to blow piles of [-peep-] up when I was a little brat.

I put a big firecracker in a big pile of dogshit and then I tried to time everything so that it would go of when someone walked by (preferably an old lady)

Ha!Ha! funny stuff I tell ya :smile:

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pike   05-07-2003 at 07:36:49 PM
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sh!t , are u 10 or what?

:)))


i once put the nozzle of a 12 gauge up to a fresh cow patty and KABOUM! The sh!t flew ALL over us AND all over the side of the HOUSE

Ah! was funny though

:)

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zpyrd   05-07-2003 at 11:27:37 PM
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lol :lol:

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Anonymous   05-07-2003 at 11:29:53 PM
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I think everybody has one good "One time I put a firecracker in a..." story.

I like to take roman candles and shoot them off drive-by style in my car. Throwing lit firecrackers out the window at stopsigns is fun too, than you just drive away casually and wait for the BOOM!

Hey Auburn...are you for real?!!?!? I didn't think farts could be lit up...I know it's mostly methane gas, but not enough I always thought...

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zpyrd   05-07-2003 at 11:33:22 PM
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Eat a couple cans of pork and beans wait a day then light up your farts.
Beer and cabage rolls are an excellent source of "Blue Angel" fuel.
Yes I have burned myself doing this.

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pike   05-08-2003 at 02:50:13 AM
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it was in fact ment fot you and not jake

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Flamethrower205   05-08-2003 at 02:59:31 AM
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this I must try. Does it hurt a lot tho?

Hilbert space is a big place.

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Auburn9698   05-08-2003 at 03:04:02 AM
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heh-heh, yeah, that's good stuff. Can look like a blowtorch if you've got some good gas.

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GeneticWeapon   05-08-2003 at 05:09:54 AM
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Flamethrower205   05-08-2003 at 06:46:11 AM
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d0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000d
that was soooooo wrong

Hilbert space is a big place.

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GeneticWeapon   05-08-2003 at 07:09:28 AM
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That was nuthin'.....I have more if you like...

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svol   05-08-2003 at 01:17:25 PM
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I think I read somewhere that only certain people can light their farts... something to do with bacteria in your bowels.

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on :eek:

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svol   05-08-2003 at 01:18:48 PM
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That is totally sick!

My dual-PSU PC is so powerfull that the neighbourhood dims when I turn it on :eek:

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Anonymous   05-09-2003 at 01:09:49 AM
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How the [peep] did you find that picture?!?!!? Ewwwww.

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zpyrd   05-09-2003 at 01:17:51 AM
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Taking a piss must be a bitch.
The dude must be a product of inbreeding or his parents are poor hillbillies who couldn't afford to get their son's dick fixed.

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zpyrd   05-09-2003 at 01:19:10 AM
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New question.
How many guys have taken a piss off a highrise apartment building balcony?

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zpyrd   05-09-2003 at 01:22:44 AM
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The best is piss condom bombs.
It's a bit expensive but there is some serious satisfaction when you toss one off into a convertable with the top down. :evil:

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Crashman   05-09-2003 at 02:26:49 AM
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Yes, I collected doogy doo into a paper bag, took it to a kids house, doused it in gasoline, lit it, and threw it on his concrete pourch. He never mentioned it.

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TheGreatGrapeApe   05-09-2003 at 03:14:58 AM
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I once went to the top of Rez. (5 floors) when I was in college and we tossed a grocery bag full of water on a Pizza delivery car, it dented the roof a good 9-12 inches, the guy was pissed. Yeah I regret it now, but at the time it was funny. Aahh the stupidity of youth.

As for the dogcrap flambe, yeah I've done it, I'm even in the process of making a short movie with that very subject. A story of revenge and retribution.

Revenge; hmm there are so many things. from the juvenille to the extreme.
Here's a harmless funny one (practical joke really), I'll share with you.
Before the days of AirBags most steering wheel covers game off relatively easily and gave you acces to nice wire. During a party, I went to the garage to 'look' at my friend's Aires Station Wagon, I opened it up and took the signal (right/left) wire and hooked it to the horn. Then I put it all back together and went back into the party. The next day I got a phone call in the evening, 'Man you'll never guess what happened... I had to laugh and told him I did it and when I did it; but man I can just picture it. Every turn BEEEEEP! He took it to the garage and they charged him $20 (back in '89) to fix it.

Anywhoo, whatever you do BE SAFE, and be sure to avoid doing serious damage. THAT's not funny.


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Auburn9698   05-09-2003 at 03:26:20 AM
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Man, that's a funny idea. (why didn't I think of that?)

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TheGreatGrapeApe   05-09-2003 at 03:39:21 AM
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Because I am older and wiser, well maybe just wiser; or older. :tongue:

I am an evil genius, I have helped many of my firend get revenge, I'll PM you my all-time tropgy winner (since I don't want to give the little kiddies ideas).

I'd share alot more but this site is read by alot of people with litigious parents/relatives/friends/alter-egos. And this kinda stuff in the wrong hands gets people hurt.

And for those of you thinking of stuff like this, the 'cookbook' is NOT a good resource, it's full of inaccuracies and will get YOU hurt.

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