My cat is SO cool

His name is Harley.
He's an orange and white tabby.

He's a bad-ass...attacks your feet when you walk, grabs the toilet paper from your hand when you're trying to finish your business, and chirps at birds all day long.

He sleeps on the desk in front of my monitor, and every now and then he bats at the cursor..especially when I'm gaming.

He likes to steal socks from my kids' laundry hamper, and he growls at you if he suspects you want to take it from him.

He scratches the OUTSIDE of the catbox for 10 minutes after he takes a [-peep-]...just reaches his paw around the corner of the box and goes to town. (we have one of those covered doo-dads)

He likes to play "The Claw" with my husband.

He attempts to scale the door jam with alarming regularity...like those raptors on Jurassic Park...looking for a weakness in the frame.

I just love him.


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My cat is for sale in the classified section.

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We have a cat, Chewie ('cos his fur markings look exactly like Chewbacca) and he's a BIG cat. Not fat, just big. everyone who sees him for the first time says he's like a tiger due to his enormous paws. He's the local stud too. Our next door neighbours cat is always hanging around with him. They sit in the garden together. And then there's the black and white over the road. And my friend in the next street has 2 females and they both dig him. The three of them sit in the kitchen (usually after he's eaten their food!) together.

He's very loving though, and immensely good company. You only have to talk to him and he purrs his head off. The day we had him from a cat rescue centre, we let him out the box and he immediately came to us, rubbed round us and purred for England. He lives like a king too in our house.

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Is he anything like <A HREF="http://phunny.drghetto.com/naughty_kitty.mpg" target="_new">this cat?</A>

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Knowan likes you. Knowan is your friend.

ummm....NO!

I can't believe that!! lol...his TONGUE was goin' the whole time too! jeez...

<font color=red>Ignorance never settles a question.
<b>--Benjamin Disraeli</b></font color=red>

I told you cats are evil. Now you know what they do all day while you're at school...


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Is that thing Winding's perverted pussy?

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Yes, I knew that cats have barbed penises.
Very sad story.
Hope he's okay.
Dogs are nice.



<font color=red>Ignorance never settles a question.
<b>--Benjamin Disraeli</b></font color=red>

I had a guiney-pig that used to do it's poops in a bowl. Easy to clean.

Guiney-pigs are so cuddly. I used to like kissing them on the mouth.

And they can make all kinds of sounds that [eople are not aware of: purr as loud as any cat, squeel and make scratching sounds with their teeth.

They are born with full coat of hair, eyes open and within less than an hour are capable of running.

Yes, in Perou they do eat them, so what?




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I think you need a sig mechanic

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Who said I hate cats? I just said they're evil. I find that quality admirable in a pet.





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I wonder if her "cat" can shoot ping-pong balls ...

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MUST we bastardize EVERY thread??



And no..my <i>cat</i> cannot shoot ping pong balls, nor can it swallow cola bottles nor drink beer from the stage...er...floor

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Whenever possible....yes.

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The thought never crossed our mind.

My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect

Oh, so you think you can just leave whenever you want, then swan in and expect everyone to forgive you. How could you leave us? How could you?.....*breaks down*....

My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect

Oh, that's what you always say when you walk out and leave me and the kids to fend for ourselves. Poor little mites haven't eaten in three days. I had to feed the cat to them for breakfast this morning.

Not bad actually. A bit chewy.

My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect

Gentlemen. Lou has become a problem. Make sure you enter the dictator thread to assist the coalition empires.

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Yeah, it was a bit obvious

My PC is so wonderful it makes Svol seem less than perfect

But your lead up to the punchline was most impressive and made cunning use of my absence to deliver said line.

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Am I still not forgiven?

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Wahey....*Slides up crusty ringpiece*...

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...*Shrieks in pain as peanut from Snicker bar slides down my jap-eye*...

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And that's not chocolate and caramel smeared around the helmet neither.

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I'll always consider it Marathon. Like Starburst will always be Opal Fruits (made to make your mouth water).

I'll just uses your Y-fronts to wipe it off, as normal.

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Yours are the only pair that have coloured brown naturally.

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