DNF's ESRB Summary Was Worth the 14-yr Wait

[exfileme]

The ESRB has listed the description of Duke Nukem Forever, highlighting everything that will make this the biggest game of the year... and the most hated by parents and political loud-mouths.

DNF's ESRB Summary Was Worth the 14-yr Wait : Read more

 

[jerreece]

Good God...

 

[BulkZerker]

Poo writing? Wut

 

[HansVonOhain]

Lol at political loudmouths. Australia will ban this game, thats for sure.

 

[festerovic]

I've waited 14 years.....to write with poop!

 

[zerapio]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum!

 

[chickenhoagie]

oh damn..I hope this game makes me feel like im 7 years old again

 

[someguynamedmatt]

Wow.


...wow.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.
That's right. Didn't see that coming, did you?
God, am I tired... feel free to ignore that...

 

[haze4peace]

I have a feeling this game will suck, but I'll give it a shot anyways... for old times sake.

 

[atminside]

SOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!! Can't wait to shoot aliens taking a crap in toilet stalls!

 

[K2N hater]

Do aliens scream higher if I shoot their balls or knees?

 

[Flameout]

cmooooooon linux port!

 

[Spanky Deluxe]

Awesome. I can't wait. I've been waiting for this game since I was 12.

 

[joytech22]

[citation][nom]HansVonOhain[/nom]Lol at political loudmouths. Australia will ban this game, thats for sure.[/citation]

Damn it stupid Australian ratings, You have no idea how many people complain to those people who control the ratings, I even got a reply in PDF format, they typed it up, printed it, scanned it then sent it to me as a PDF, you can even see the edges of the paper!

Just shows how dumb they are..

 

[Thunderfox]

I just hope they didn't spend all their time trying to cram sex jokes into the game rather than designing something that is fun to play. The mature content and humor of the original was part of its appeal certainly, but the game itself was just fundamentally well done. I hope the same can be said of the long awaited sequel.

And writing on the walls with a turd is just stupid. The fact that they took the time to put that in had better mean that there are a thousand other more interesting little interactions you can do, because that would be last on my list of priorities if I were a game designer.

 

[captaincharisma]

the more sex jokes the better without them it would just be another generic shooter

 

[7amood]

SPOILER ALERT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF KEVIN???

 

[falchard]

The good news is if you have been waiting for this game, you are already an adult since most people below 4 cannot read yet.

 

[caeden]

man... and to think the original game was actually rather family friendly lol

 

[dalauder]

I just hope it doesn't get so monotonous it's no fun...but long awaited sequels are usually busts. I gotta love the ESRB comment though.

 

[enzo matrix]

[citation][nom]caeden[/nom]man... and to think the original game was actually rather family friendly lol[/citation]
wut?

 

[Fusion777]

AWESOME

 

[chaos133]

I'm guessing this game will be banned in Australia, as we don't even have an 18+ rating for games.

 

[tburns1]

Poopy writing?!? I don't have a secret desire to do that. I don't see DNF as a vehicle for me to say "Yes, finally I can live the dream without getting dirty!" Duke's got more problems then I had realized.

Rendered b00bies however ...

 

[aevm]

Does anybody know the hardware requirements for this game?